Love Story de Ishiyama

Summary: Nobody actually knows what happened to Oga the Rampaging Ogre.

But what everybody knows is that one day;

the ogre came back home bringing a hot wife and a naked baby.

Well, nothing is never as it seems, they say.

(AU. Non-Demon)

A/N: I'm very new to both this site and this fandom. Actually, I just started watching and reading Beelzebub after it had ended. And I have never liked it much when I was watching but to my own surprise, I found myself being in love with this awesome anime months after. And now, here I am, with the characters playing plots in my head, even on the day before a very important exam. Now that it's all done and over with, I'm here, as I promised to myself.

This is an AU, and no-demons. (Just some demonic humans included ^-^) I'm just borrowing the characters with their certain traits. I'll try to get them in character as best as I can but with totally opposite plots from the manga. Things are not the same as they really are. And I hope I get better as I continue writing.I hope it's interesting somewhat.

After all this rumbling, all I actually want to say is:

Hello and I hope you enjoy the following story!

PROLOGUE

"Wait…what?"

Furuichi Takayuki, at the tender age of eleven, was confused to the end of his not-so-small wits. He was actually the one with decent logic and relatively rational thinking, and he was commonly known as the General (as he calls himself) or the first-rated weakling (as everyone else calls him).

But all in all, he was the guy with the brains along with the most rational thinking process.

Well, at least, more than Oga Tatsumi, for sure.

But how can he be of all people in the world would have predicted what Oga would say to him for the first thing on the first day of a new Semester.

"Furuichi, I think I'm in love with someone."

Furuichi the self-claimed General was absolutely speechless for a whole 7 seconds.

"Who?"

"What the hell do you mean?!"

"Do you even actually know what you're saying?"

"Where the fudge did you learn to say the word?"

"Are you screwing with me?!" and a million other exclamations of shock and surprise had passed through his small brain at that very moment.

But apparently his mouth works better than his thinking process in a very weird way. Instead of shouting or swearing or saying anything to him like he normally would, he just asked Oga one thing.

"You're not talking about me, right?"

Furuichi learnt the hard way that Oga was actually not (talking about him), and not really gay in the process too.

(Much to the disappointment of yaoi fan girls around the world. Not Really. But one must never underestimate the power they have in store whenever deemed necessary – Life lesson # 63 from the General Furuichi.)

I actually was not the one to be blamed, Furuichi thought to himself later. To his defense, Oga never had any other friend other than him. There were no girls that were apparently brave enough to blush in front of Oga either. (They rather ran away screaming their hearts out much to Furuichi's dismay.) And the only female beings that could hang out with an ogre like Oga was his elder sister, Misaki, and her gang girls, whom Furuichi is pretty sure that a pretty good gap of 10 years or around isn't a very lovable thing for any eleven-year-old boy.

If anything, it must be someone who's really strong. Or even strong on Oga's level. The kind of strength that can impress him.

But apparently, no girl was that strong

So who was that Oga talked about?

That was the very first time Furuichi heard about the "L" word from Oga.

(Well not really, he'd heard Oga saying things like "I'd love to see you try." or "Are you loving groveling at my feet?" or the likes during his fights.)

But, no, not the "In love with anyone" stuff, no.

And sadly, Oga never talked anything about the topic again. And Furuichi for all his awesome strategy skills would never risk going into a world of pain for mentioning anything related to that certain incident ever again.

It just remained a mystery, Furuichi nodded to himself, as he finished the conclusion hurriedly yet lazily at the very same time.

He stopped sipping on his Cappuccino and crossed legs on his sofa as he made himself comfortable for his favorite morning soap opera.

Furuichi, the ever dashing bishonen, now at the handsome age of 20, was ready to put Oga out of his mind (and he wasn't thinking about Oga like that, oh god no.) and relax for once on his rare Saturday with his special Cappuccino while watching TV.

It never gets old to relax every once in a while, he smiled.

"Well, who am I kidding? This kind of peace and quiet never lasts long. I'd bet something strange and weird must be happening anytime now. I just know my luck." He sunk further into his sofa mumbling grumpily to himself.

And he had no clue why his parents told him about him having a bipolar personality. He's perfectly handsome and healthy!

Right on the clue, his door bell rang.

"I frigging knew it! It should be Oga and no one else!" He exclaimed loudly to no one but still made no attempt to move from his slumped position on the sofa.

'Oh, God or Buddha or Allah or anyone above that can save me, please make the orge go away and let it be 10 pretty ladies instead. They should be blonde, yes they are my thing. And mainly, big tits. Add some long thighs with creamy skin. Hmm, green eyes should be nice. Complete with a silky voice that says sweet things as we do this… and that…'

The door bell continued ringing.

Continuously.

The door bell continued ringing louder and faster.

Furuichi the general was in the killer mode.

"GAH, OGA, YOU SONNAVA BASTARD. YOU GONNA BREAK MY DOOR BELL. Why can't a handsome guy like me have some peaceful time alone fantasizing about blonde babes with," he forcefully opened the door and saw-

"Big tits?"

'I never thought my wishes would come true', he thought dreamily (creepily) and sent his thanks to heavens above when he heard someone say,

"Dah!"

Before anything else could happen, he was knocked out in a single second flat.

That was how, Furuichi Takayuki, at the young age of 20, was found lying unconscious on his door step where he was by his one hell of a best friend, Oga Tatsumi.

"Hey," the blonde babe with big tits, whom the last person that Furuichi had seen before getting his lights out, spoke to the person standing beside her, "Is this the person you were talking about?"

Oga scratched the back of his already messy hair. "Yeah, he is. But he's being a creep. And he didn't even see me. Serves him right."

"Dah!" the green-haired baby sitting naked on top of his head joined the conversation happily, even if it was just one word.

The two adults looked down at the creep on the ground.

"Let's get rid of evidence." The blonde said in her monotonous voice.

"Too troublesome. Let him rot here." Oga replied in his usual bored tone.

"Hello anyone, I'm supposed to get helped here!" Furuichi with his amazing survival power sprung up from the ground.

"See?" Oga simply pointed a thumb at him.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Furuichi then noticed that Oga was taking to Big tits, not him.

The blonde nodded approvingly. "Certainly, to recover from a knock like that, is really something."

Now, Furuichi the General was flattered.

He began, "Well, actually, there is nothing that I can't do when-"

She turned to Oga and said, "He might be worthy of serving as Young Master's punching bag."

Now, Furuichi the General was crushed.

Before he went into his emo corner, Furuichi noticed one painfully obvious thing.

"Oga, who is that baby on your head? And the big tits who just insulted me?"

He narrowed his eyes at her and she stares straight back. She might be pretty but his pride as a General won't give in easily for any pretty green eyes! Definitely not for big tits. Not for long legs. Not for creamy skins. Damn!

"Well, dickhead, listen well. They are my wife and my son."

"Oh, is that so?" Furuichi smiled warmly as if he was the proud father of Oga and opened his arms widely as if to give a hug, "You must have had hard times dealing with him but I'm sure you're welcomed into this family warmly. And please take care of me from now on too!"

She stared with very little interest back at him.

Oga was waiting for Furuichi to crack.

Furuichi was still smiling like an idiot.

The baby gurgled.

"THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE?!"

And that was how Furuichi the General experienced that one day, his best friend and fiend forever would turn up on his door step, together with his hot wife and his naked baby.

"Well, see how lucky my Saturday goes?"

"Dah!"

"Don't agree with me dammit!"

TBC.

See you in next chapter!

(Hopefully.)

PS: Worry not! Even if no one reads this, I'm still gonna continue posting this story. ^_^'