AN: All my faithful readers, I'd like to apologize for not updating sooner. Short chapter, but better than nothing.

Uchiha Sasuke was a patient man, anyone who knew otherwise recognized to shut their mouths in his presence. What he could not in any way endure were fangirls. Fortunately, he had an arsenal of Genjutsu this time around. Tsukune on the other hand, seemed to have two beside him, and he was all but giving into their ridiculous pleas. Absolutely disgusting. At least walking around in such a lackadaisical manner would certainly garner the attentions of Fairy Tale. He had of course, painted a gigantic target sign on the oblivious boy's back and just needed the prey to catch the bait. Unfortunately, his day wasn't going so well at the moment.

A witch seemed to have vowed herself to make his charge's life a living hell. A ten year old witch with a magic stick. Screw age! He wasn't going to be humiliated by failing to protect his charge from a child. He had no doubt the child could kill the fool. He'd seen too many jutsu gone wrong to turn a blind eye at that. But gods! A fangirl of a fangirl? Sasuke has officially seen it all.

The witch was summoning culinary items on top of Tsukune's head, it was just a matter of time till pots turned to knifes, yet his fool of a target didn't know when to beat the crap out of the kid. Power or not, he'd have killed the midget ages ago. Fortunately, his vision quickly came to reality as several class delinquents started to bully her. With a smirk, he activated his Sharingan, not to aid the little girl, but to burn the image of her tortured soul deep in his mind. He normally would never let anything like bullying transpire, but fangirl of a fangirl, blasphemy! Let the bitch suffer.

Unfortunately, his charge's fangirl, Moka was her name, guilt-tripped the fool into taking action. And now, a band of lizard men were after him. Just perfect, the fool's idiocy would forever be engrained into his mind. He almost wished Naruto was his target. God forbid he had that thought.

Tsukune had been at the wrong end of a monster's rampage far too much to realize that playing peacemaker is a suicidal job, yet he could not say no to Moka as Yukari, quite honestly, got what she deserved. But now it was evident that the delinquents pretty much forgot about the little witch and started targeting him. It was as if they could smell the human in him. Yet he had no power to stop them, so the only option was to convince them.

Another suicidal attempt apparently, as the leader of the group pronounced his hunger and started to rush towards Tsukune. From the corner of his eye he could see Kurumu's claws getting elongated, however she didn't get the opportunity to pounce as some hidden force knocked down all of his assailants. The surprise was enough to make him slip on his back.

"You! Uchiha," the leader of the gang shouted. "Ya wanna get eaten too?"

Tsukune didn't think the rep would consider helping him out but he might have been wrong as Sasuke stood with his hands in his pockets, between himself and the raging monsters.

Sasuke just took out one hand from his pocket and narrowed his eyes.

"Next time, I'll be using these instead," he said in complete indifference as it was revealed that he had several sharp looking knives between each of his fingers.

"He used erasers to knock us down!" one of the lackeys exclaimed as he saw several erasers on the floor.

Somehow, the thought of being a pin cushion wasn't very savory in the eyes of the leader.

"Let's blow," he said acting tough, and disappeared in the other direction, his lackeys following him.

Tsukune had guessed that Uchiha Sasuke was a man of few words. Someone who rather relied in action. He didn't talk much, gave grunts as answer, was really unsociable, and had a total of three facial expressions. Anger, indifference and annoyance. Well, four in actuality. The one he was giving him could only be described as disappointment. Nevertheless, Tsukune had his manners.

"Thanks, Sasuke-san. You really saved me there."

"Hn."

Go figure.

Moka and Kurumu were already thanking the Uchiha but there was someone else in their company that he had forgotten.

"You!" Yukari exclaimed with wide eyes. "You're Uchiha Sasuke, aren't you? You beat me in the exams."

Now that he remembered it, didn't Yukari scored second in the exams? Then that means...

This was bad. For all her faults, Yukari was just a lonely girl in an unfamiliar environment. To get out of her loneliness, she gets into trouble. She was still a child so she didn't know when to stop. However in this case, she shouldn't start at all. Not against Uchiha Sasuke. The guy gave off the same aura as inner-Moka.

"Yukari-san let's just stop for a minute here," Tsukune interrupted, but it was too late.

"I WUV YOU!" said girl exclaimed and proceeded to hug the rep of all things, much like what she did to Moka. "You're smart and handsome, and you protected me from those bullies."

For some reason Tsukune felt a pang of jealousy grip him. After all, Yukari had said the same to Moka as well, nevertheless he gave a sigh of relief. He'd seen other girls do that to Sasuke so he was pretty sure that the rep wouldn't hurt her. Said rep was giving his annoyed expression, holding Yukari at an arm's length from her head. However, she took things a little too far.

Pushing Moka towards Sasuke, Yukari exclaimed for everyone to hear.

"I love Moka-san and I fell for Sasuke-kun," she said while pushing both of them together. "Let's all be lovey-dovey together."

Naturally, Moka blushed at the close contact and Kurumu was gaping in disbelief, but all Tsukune registered was the look of absolute mortification on Sasuke's face. His left hand was twitching uncontrollably and for a second there, he thought he saw red in the rep's eye.

"Let's go on a date together, it'll be a threesome,"

Yukari was either oblivious, or a child pervert. Something told Tsukune that it was the latter. Either way, another expression graced the Uchiha's face, one which everyone noticed. He quickly disappeared in a blink of an eye before anyone could say anything. Tsukune would dub the expression as 'Utterly Disgusted'. Somehow the sound of birds chirping extensively reached his ears.

Moka on the other hand, turned to him in obvious distress.

"Tsukune, do you think I'm ugly?"

WHAT THE F…

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