AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE You guys ready for another little drabble? I do apologize if it has taken a long time to come back and do another one. Things happened and writing eluded me. My creativity has really started to bud out so expect maybe some more writings and maybe artwork. Enjoy you guys, and welcome back! Signing Off: The Sunflower Seed

"Normal Talk"

"Bumblebee's Radio Talk"

::Comm. Link::

'Thoughts'

Flashback/Imagination *Shrugs with an awkward expression on my face*

Oh this was going to be good! Brains was sitting on top of a shelf, his camcorder up and filming the scene below in the living room. All the tiny Autobots formed a circle creating one half while Tessa, Shane, and Josh created the other half. Joshua was still flustered from the video Bumblebee showed him. In the middle of the circle was a glass bottle, waiting to be spun.

"Why are we playin' this again?" Crosshairs asked, sitting with Bumblebee to his right and Drift to his left. Hound was absent as he tried to help Cade at least a good idea on how to correct the little device. Bumblebee nudged Cross, "Because we're doing Truth or Dare in a Russian Roulette fashion that you wanted."

"Truth or Dare? More like Interrogation or Humiliation!" Cross snarled back. Tess rolled her eyes and grabbed the bottle.

"Remember: when you spin the bottle and it lands on a person, you ask them truth or dare. If it lands back on you, you spin again. You have to tell the truth if prompted and perform the dare if told."

"We understand." Drift said softly. Sure he could've gone and meditated instead of doing a foolish activity such as this but he wanted to at least experience this game since it is a popular game among human teenagers.

Shane started laughing, "I still think it'd be funny if we actually play the real version of spin the bottle."

"Sorry I do not wish to exchange paint jobs." Drift deadpanned as Crosshairs chuckled and Bee choked on the thin air. It took a while for the three humans to get the joke before they started sputtering.

"I definitely don't want to kiss you guys! No offense." Tessa coughed out. Josh giggled and said, "One: I am not gay. Two: I don't think they would appreciate drool on them. Three: just no."

"Yeah let's get started." Shane awkwardly stated, Tessa put the bottle in the center of their circle.

"Oh before we go, let's have designated spinners for the Autobot's."

"Are you saying I belong in Weenie Hut Junior's?"

"No I'm saying you might not have enough momentum to spin." Tessa replied only to have Bee stomp over to the center of the circle and grab the bottle.

"Super Weenie Hut Junior's?" He threw with all his strength and successfully managed to make the bottle spin a full circle only to smack him on the back of the helm! The scout flew forward into Tessa's lap and whined his optic collided with her jean's buttons.

"AGH! That's my eye!"

"Told you." Tessa picked up the scout and passed him over to Crosshairs so the paratrooper can look for any damage, "Now since it landed on me Bee, ask me the question."

"Why isn't the number eleven pronounced onety one?"

Everyone looked to one another and Shane replied, "Well where in our numbers do we have the first number match the second digit?"

"Forty-four." Cross deadpanned as he finally pushed Bee to one side with a shrug, "Got smacked. Nothin' to see here."

"Turd or Dub?"

"Oh God um…truth?"

"Name a part of the woman's body which is bigger than a man's." Steve Harvey's voice echoed throughout the house. Shane and Josh laughed hysterically while Drift shifted uncomfortably in his spot and Crosshairs added a new dent to the scout's head.

"The chest obviously." A spin and it landed on Drift.

"Truth or Dare?"

"Truth." Drift replied, preparing himself for something very stern.

"Ok, if you were forced to, who would you marry from our group?" Tessa couldn't keep the smirk off her face as Drift looked mentally disturbed. Crosshairs walked over and snapped at Tessa, "Hey, don't make him crash! It'll make repairs more difficult for me!"

"Gomen. Crosshairs."

"Wait, what?" Cross asked clearly caught off guard. Drift looked to Tessa, "I'd choose Crosshairs." The look of disgust turned into a wicked grin from Crosshairs. He wrapped his arm around Drift's waist and purred, "So you want to go trade paint jobs after we're done with this?" Everyone laughed as Drift grabbed the paratrooper and flung him into the cat's bed, the kitten watching the little green toy sent his way. The kitten pawed at the green thing and smacked it into the plush bedding.

"Ack!" Crosshairs wheezed and Tessa went go save him as Shane spun for Drift. The bottle landed on Josh.

"Truth or Dare?"

"Dare!"

"I dare you to endure something called a mustache tickle for thirty seconds."

"What are mustache tickles?" Josh's answer was Shane scooting closer to Josh and he said, "I do it to Tessa when I want something now come here!" Drift started the timer as Shane's scruff tickled and itched Josh's bald head and face.

"AGH! MAKE IT STOP!" Josh was hysterically yelling in dismay as the weird sensations were focused on his polished bald head. Crosshairs and Tessa were stoic as she rescued the paratrooper from Toodles. When they came back, Josh spun the bottle and it landed on Tessa again.

"Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"Endure mustache tickles for a minute."

"Crap!" Tess shrieked as Shane wrapped his arms around the blonde and rubbed his scruff along her neck and up to her cheeks. She thrashed around at the weird sensations while everyone was laughing at the exchange with Drift acting as the timer. The noise of the door opening and closing was not heard by anyone except for Brains (who by the way wasn't invited by this group at all.) When the mustache tickle ended, Tessa's hair was everywhere with static and she elbowed Shane in the gut.

"I hate that so much!" As she spun the bottle. It landed on Shane. With an evil grin, Tessa asked, "Truth or Dare?"

"Dare." Shane did not like how Tessa's eyes went from blue of happiness to dark with revenge.

"I want you to hold still and let me do a purple nurple."

Everyone's eyes went wide and Shane closed his eyes as he turned his body towards Tessa.

"Don't blame me when we can't have sex later because of my nipples." With a hard twist, Tessa got a yell out of Shane and they were about to continue when Drift asked, "How would that work? I don't think your nipples touch Tessa unless you do it the way an animal called a dog would perform the action." Crosshairs snickered as Josh face palmed himself.

"We shouldn't even talk about this unless you want Ca-"

"WHAT THE HELL LUCKY CHARMS?!"

Everyone looked to see Cade standing behind the couch, anger imminent on his face. Crosshairs rolled his optics, "Oi! How the hell does he keep appearing? He's like what humans call a ghost."

"I will find you and I will kill you."

"Shut up!"

The Autobot's could only watch as Cade hauled Shane away with Tessa and Joshua following with Cade's threats to personally neuter the Irish man himself for being a dog.