I've got many of these saved up in my folders, but I never thought this idea for a fanfiction was very good and believed it was quite cheesy, until I saw someone else do the same sort of thing! SO I WAS LIKE OKAY SO MAYBE THIS ISN'T A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE I SHOULD START UPLOADING MY STUFF NOW

Kyle's phone.

You: Dude, you still at church?

Stan Marsh: Christ, thanks for giving my ass a nice vibration

You: Oops.

Stan Marsh: But yeah, still praying to jesus and shit

You: Well hurry up. Oh and my parents don't come back til Tuesday

Stan Marsh: Sweet
Stan Marsh: as soon as this boring ass ceremony finishes, me and kenny will make our way to yours ok

You: I thought he stopped going?

Stan Marsh: I managed to drag him along

You: Lol, how did you manage to do that?

Stan Marsh: gave him 10 bucks lmao

You: Smooth. Is fatass coming?

Stan Marsh: Think so, he said you owe him like 6 packets of oreos or something

You: Great. How long you going to take?

Stan Marsh: dude it's church
Stan Marsh: I have to go home first and change anyways

You: I'm glad I don't go to church.

Stan Marsh: I'm glad you dont go to church
Stan Marsh: I dont think I would be able to keep a straight face with you in a grown ass suit pahahaha
Stan Marsh: ahaha
Stan Marsh: i actually cant stop laughing
Stan Marsh: dude help, my mom's getting angry

You: It's not that funny-_-

Stan Marsh: It's the hair

You: Stop

Stan Marsh: ;)
Stan Marsh: LMFAO

You: No

Stan Marsh: dude
Stan Marsh: kyle
Stan Marsh: ok im sorry
Stan Marsh: oh come on, I was kidding
Stan Marsh: dont be gay kyle

You: I thought you weren't allowed to have your phone during church anyways?

Stan Marsh: We're not

You: Wow
You: Watch out everyone, badass Stan is coming through

Stan Marsh: I am badass

You: Really

Stan Marsh: Yeah im badass, but kyle what if I told you
Stan Marsh: that you have
Stan Marsh: a bad ass
Stan Marsh: ...
Stan Marsh: GET IT
Stan Marsh: A BAD ASS HAHAHA

You: Wtf

Stan Marsh: it wasnt even funny
Stan Marsh: ok sorry, I was kidding
Stan Marsh: you actually have a very nice ass
Stan Marsh: nice n squidgy
Stan Marsh: wait wat

You: What.
You: Omg

Stan Marsh: sorry, I dont know what came over me

You: Just text me when you're finished

Stan Marsh: Wiilll do