-covers face- I am so sorry that I don't update as much anymore! I'm trying to write something at least every month, but gwaah, it's hard. You know, with school, and holidays, and love problems, and laziness... Eheh, well, I'm surprised and happy that I've gotten some new followers! Thank you, and please feel free to message me about anything at anytime!

Anyway, this particular oneshot is features Piko and Matsudappoiyo with a small mention of Miku. I chose Pokemon XY since I'm trying not to repeat any games they play, and I want them to play Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. Thanks Jechu for giving me the idea! I might have some Kaito/Luka in store for you, but as for Rin/Len... that's my NOTP. And it's sorta ironic since most of my favorite Vocaloid stories are RinLen, but I guess I just like the stories itself and I ignore the ship. Sorry about that!

I haven't edited this, so I hope you can help me by telling me my mistakes in my writing! Thank you kindly, and I hope you enjoy!


"You choose your Pokemon... by cuteness?"

The person in front of me blinked widely before asking in a sleepy tone, "... You don't?"

Before I shouted at him, I caught myself. This wasn't Len I was playing with after all. This was Poiyo, my coworker who could magically sleep standing up. He reminded me of some innocent kid, so I tried not being rude to him.

"I don't," I answered simply, eyes now directed at the screen of my 3DS. Readying myself to battle him, I had to inquire, "Are you ready to battle yet?"

The red-eyed male slowly nodded. On that note, the Pokemon battle began. I wanted to keep it as casual as possible since this is Poiyo I'm going against, but...

"I didn't know you had a shiny Sylveon, Piko..." Poiyo said in awe, ruby red eyes widening in surprise.

"I did try to catch every Pokemon," I told him with a small grin before taking it back. I awkwardly began to apologize. "Uh, sorry about that. Whenever I'm having a Pokemon battle online, I try to put out my best Pokemon since I want to win. It's habit, I guess."

He wasn't listening to me, anymore. Instead, he looked so taken with my Sylveon that I thought he was going to steal it right through his screen. "... It's at a level 100, too..."

I glanced at his own Pokemon and felt myself pity the guy. A level 8 Snorlax named Totoro definitely wouldn't be able to stand against my own Pokemon...

I was met with silence. I was waiting for Poiyo to say something, but all he was doing was squinting at his screen, a concentrated expression set on his face. Not knowing what else to do, I took a deep breath decided to break the ice. "So, uh, Poiyo, how did you-"

His head suddenly shot up, Poiyo exclaiming, "You named her Miku?"

Was it possible to choke on air? I think so because that's what I'm doing right now.

My face flushed red, and I wasn't sure if I could come up with a good explanation. I completely forgot that I named my Sylveon Miku. It's not like I ever needed to hide it since the reason why I named my Pokemon Miku in the first place is because she named her Leafeon after me... as embarrassing as it was. Still, I could literally feel all my dignity being destroyed by a paper shredder.

Another blink. He gazed at me quizzically before getting out his stylus. "... It's... fitting, I suppose."

After a moment or two, my mouth was finally able to make words, but I couldn't muster up any vocabulary to respond to Poiyo. What I did instead was produced a confused and suspicious "yeah" and focused on the game.

Miku is awaiting Piko's directions...

I quickly tapped the move Moonblast and waited for my opponent to make a decision.

Totoro used Tackle!

Poiyo's Snorlax came and attacked my Sylveon, but he only took off 2 HP. What I was more amazed was with the fact that his Snorlax was able to get hit on Miku first, but...

It's not very effective...

Miku used Moonblast!

An animation of a shiny moon in a grape-colored night sky appeared on both of our screens, and the attack depleted Totoro's HP in three seconds flat.

It's super effective!

Totoro fainted!

Miku gained a boosted 39 Exp. Points!

The rest of your team gained Exp. Points thanks to Exp. Share!

Would you like to switch your Pokemon?

I clicked 'no' and ended up staying with Sylveon. Still, her HP...

Poiyo got out his Swirlix to battle, but it was only at level 13. I was starting to wonder if I should really continue with batting against him. From what I've seen, it seemed like the majority of his Pokemon aren't leveled high enough. Maybe he really does just focus on catching cute Pokemon and not leveling them up.

Swirlix used Tackle!

Again, although the attack was weak, his Swirlix managed take away 3 HP from my Pokemon. There was only one thing to do...

Piko used a Full Restore on Miku!

Suddenly, Poiyo closed his 3DS shut. I gazed up at him and saw that he was pulling out his phone. Confused, I asked, "Poiyo, why did you stop playing all of a sudden...?"

Voice flat, the light blue-haired teenager deadpanned, "Len told me to text him if you did anything lame."

My face became heated once more before I launched myself at Poiyo without giving it a second thought. "D-don't text him that!"


Piko is confirmed as a loser.

Anyway, I hoped you enjoy this short oneshot!

See any mistakes? Please tell me, and I'll fix them!

Thank you very much and have a nice day!