M'kay. So, Juvia is known for having her weird stalker thingy with Gray. Well, this time, Gray is the one who trying to catch Juvia-sama's attention x3

Don't worry, he's not a level 69 stalker...He's just a normal teenage boy who has fallen in love and just won't admit it to himself when it's completely obvious :D

Enjoy!~

God Damn it.

God. Fucking. Dammit.

Why now?

Out of all days, or years, or centuries, WHY NOW?!

Fuck it. I don't need this.

I don't need her killer smile, silky hair, her plump, soft lips and amazingly cute personality...

Jesus, Juvia! Get out of my head! You are not wanted. Nope.

It's a giant negative.

There's just no way I am letting a girl into my life. No compredo. I don't care what you say, Natsu, I'm not doing it. You know what, go fuck yourself. Pink-headed bastard.

I don't like her. Period. Point. Blank.

Sure, she's smart, intelligent, sweet, caring- wait, are you making me describe her? No? Well i'm going to do it anyway.

She's the captain of the volleyball team but is incredibly smart. You know she already has enough college credits? It's crazy how smart she is. Everywhere I see her, she's reading a book or doing homework, when really she doesn't need to be. Believe it or not, she's not that popular. I mean, she's known for her smarts, but she doesn't have a lot of friends.

I don't really focus on her looks, but hey, i'm not complaining. She's definitely shorter than me. Her hair is a light baby blue and it cascades perfectly over her shoulders and down to her lower back area. Her skin is very pale, too. Usually with skin like that, you can see all the stuff that person has wrong with their face, but Juvia has perfect skin! Like, no zits or anything! Now, her eyes are what kill me. They're almost as dark a blue as mine, and have so much depth and colour. It starts out dark navy blue around the edges, and then as it gets lighter as it gets closer to the pupil. Her lips are perfect. Plush and always shimmer with that little bit of lip gloss she wears. She doesn't wear ANY make up like most girls. Just that bit of lip gloss and that's it.

I don't mean to sound like a perve-which i'm not- but her BOOBS! I can't look at them for too long or else i'll start to nose bleed, but I have glanced at them a few times and DAMN. She HAS to be in the D section. I know it.

Uh, yeah...ANYWAY!

I think out of this whole school, she only has three friends. Blonde, red headed she-devil, and bookworm. I don't really know their names because I don't care. Juvia seems to be the only one who sticks to my brain like glue on paper.

It's not what you think.

I'm not in love.

Love doesn't exist. Only in those shitty books or vampire love triangles. Not even then. A snail making love to a shoe is more 'romantic' than that crappy love story. All they do is stare at each other! I mean really!

Love is nothing but a hoax. It screws you over. Just ask my old man. Once I was born, the woman left me with my dad and never seen again. How lovely, am I right?

I don't trust love. I don't like it. Cupid, you can go screw yourself. Yeah, just take those arrows, and shove them up where the sun don't shine. You know, why do we give our love life to a baby? I've always wondered that.

Why can't cupid be a badass like Rambo and just start shooting everybody? I'd like him then. But NOOOOOOOOOOO. He has to be a baby with some toy arrows.

The guys think they're going to end up with a girl someday. Which they probably would. But what they don't know is that Love doesn't exist! It isn't a thing.

YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME!

I've had experience myself with this so called, "L.O.V.E." ordeal.

I was in third grade when I got my first broken heart. I was still a innocent little boy. Then I got my heart broken but Ultear Milkovich. Bitch. All I did was give her a flower and you wanna know what she did? She broke my wrist.

And when I had my cast, she drew a fucking pink heart on it. I bet she's going to grow up to be a skank. Watch, I bet she will. MARK MY WORDS, READER!

She was my first crush, and she broke by goddamn wrist. Gee, thanks, heart. Or brain. Or love. Or technology.

I'm just going to blame life. Fuck my life. My life would be a whole lot better if love didn't exist. But no, I have girls constantly trying to hit on me, give me chocolates, make me food, confess their undying love for me, yadda, yadda, yadda.

It's weird, I'm a teenage boy with hormones, I should like that. But I don't.

No, i'm not gay.

I just have my mind set on one girl, and one girl only. Juvia Locksar.

I don't know what it is, but whenever i'm around her, I feel...weird. Like, there's a elephant in my stomach.

Constipation?

I hope not.

I go all stiff and try to catch her attention by doing manly things that just look pathetic. I really am a mess when I'm around her.

No, i'm not love. I just...want her. I don't know how else to put it.

I talked to her once, like, in our sophomore year. I asked her for a pencil.

And being the sweet girl she is, knowing she only had one and that happened to be the one in her hand, she STILL gave it to me. I think that's the day I realized I lov-like her. Just a bit.

Like, a tiiiiiiiinnnnyyyyyyyy bit. The size of a ant.

It's hardly there, but still there.

...

...

I'm not in love.

Shut up.

So there's the preview! Let me know if I should keep this one up or not :P

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