Alright everyone, this is a humorous fic starring: TWO-BIT! I never write about the guy, so I figured that this idea was pitch-perfect for him. Now, I understand most of these movies WERE NOT made in the 60's but let's just let the Greaser sing and Dance (cause that's just downright funny)

I don't own anything, S.E. Hinton owns The Outsiders and Disney owns the songs I'll be borrowing for the moment.

Enjoy.

-Kylelover101

Two-Bit's Disney-Disorder

WARNING: The content you are about to read may become contagious to sing-along, dance around to, or be tempted to pop-in a Disney movie afterwards. Do not drink and watch Disney. Watching Disney after three hours straight might increase your chances of becoming an addict. Not Advised for adult usage without Children attended.

WORDS = Normal Story

WORDS = Singing

Chapter 1-Under The Hood

Lollygagging about, Ponyboy was at his usual spot in the park day dreaming. Yesterday he had met a beautiful red-head named Cherry with Johnny and Two-bit at the movies. Johnny had saved her from being groped on by Dallas.

Pony couldn't get this girl out of his head, but nevertheless, Two-bit was slightly worried.

"Ponyboy." He nudged the Greaser. "Ponyboy, you listenin' to me?"

"I gotta' see her again!" Ponyboy chirped, "Tonight! I'm sure someone from the school knows where she lives, I could visit her!"

"Ponyboy, will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the dusty-city where it belongs? " Two-bit strode off to his friend. Ponyboy snapped his fingers, coming to an idea, "I'll get Johnny to create a distraction for her to come to the door and when she answers it-"

"Ponyboy!" Two-bit stepped forward. "Listen to me, The Soc world, it's a mess. Life Under The Hood, is better than anything they got up there!" Ponyboy backed up and sat on the edge of the bench.

"The corvettes are always faster
according to their sake."

Two-bit frowned seeing Ponyboy wasn't even looking at him, he gripped the Auburn's chin to make him look at him.

"You dream about going over there
But that is a big mistake."

Ponyboy rolled his eyes, thinking Two-bit was wrong.

"Just look at the world around you
Right here on the sandy floor
Such wonderful things surround you."

Right then Ponyboy was welcomed with a nice breeze while two-bit skipped off, jumping to the sidewalk to perform his dance.

"What more are you looking for?"

"Under the Hood,
Under the Hood."

He noticed two girls walk towards him and he started dancing neer them, broadcasting their Greaser-girl, tight skirts.

"Pony it's better
down where it's wetter,
Take it from me."

He added a wink, only to be punched in the gt, sent sailing into the fountain where Ponyboy cracked up. Two-bit shook himself off, approching Ponyboy again.

"Up on the top they're smug all day
Out in the sun they slave away."

"Why not be bashing'
Full time to slashing'
Under the Hood."

Somewhere neerby a group of street players heard Two-bit's singing and decided to join in. They bashed their drums, strummed their guitars and played along to Two-bit's voice. Two-bit and the lead singer of the greaser-band linked arms.

"Down here all the Grease is happy
As off through the cars we roll.
The Grease up above's not happy,"

Two-bit frowned, facing Ponyboy waving his finger in front of the little Greaser, as if he were warning him.

"They sad 'cause they in their hole
But Grease in the hole is lucky
They in for a worser fate"

Ponyboy frowned in sympathy watching Two-bit point out to the shadow puppets he made along the stone walls in the park of a Greaser in jail and then being strapped to an electric chair.

"One day when the boss get angry-"

Two-bit pointed to the lead singer who was ten octaves lower than Two-bit on a singing level.

"Guess who's gon' be on the plate"

Two-bit snatched a spare guitar, playing along to the band as more and more Greasers came to join in on choreography, doing flips, slides and other cool talents.

"Under the Hood
Under the Hood
Nobody beats us
blames us, and kills us."

"Cept' in Oakie-City"

"We what the rich folks calls a crook
Under the Hood we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the Soda-bubbles
Under the Hood."

Two-bit took center of the crowd as everyone continued to play.

"Since life is sweet here
We got to be here
Naturally
Even the sting an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to race."

The two cars took off and Ponyboy watched in amazement as it was a tie, of course no one cares about the grass they were ruining and kicking up.

" We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the Hood "

Two-bit stopped playing to name off some Greasers.

"The Greaser play the flute
The Rebel play the harp
The Player play the bass
And they soundin' sharp"

"The Delinquent play the brass
The Thug play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul."

More and more Greasers came to play on with Two-bit's singing. A little show of Greasers flicked out their blades,tossing them in the air and catching them again.

" This guy he can play
The lings on the strings."

Two-bit pointed to himself, smirking.

"The gangs rockin' out
The black girls she sings
The boys and the girls
They know where it's at
An' oh those Shepard Boys blow!"

Pretty soon everyone was rocking out to Two-bit's playing, joining in clapping their hands to the beat. Johnny Cade arrived to the park, looking around in amazement until he found Ponyboy in the middle of everything sitting on the bench. He rushed over to his pal, whispering in his ear saying he got a ride into Soc-town, they were going to find Cherry. Ponyboy gasped and left Two-bit without the older Greaser knowing.

"YEAH! Under The Hood!"

"Under The Hood"

Everyone joined in

"Under The Hood"

"When the radio
Begin the tunio-
It's music to me."

Two-bit then went from twirling around the fountain to kicking up some Sand.

"What do they got, a lot of sand?
We got a hot-greaser band!"

Pretty soon a ton of Greasers started a conga-line, dancing to the beat, while two-bit, unbenoist that Ponyboy had left already, continued to sing.

" Each little Grease here
know how to jam here
Under the Hood. "

Two-bit pointed to another group of kids dancing along.

"Each little thug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the Hood"

Two-bit waved on some bigger Greasers and soon he was lifted up.

"Each little kid here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Gimmie' some water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the Hood!"

Everyone started their little solo before ending with a bang that involved to Pointing where Ponyboy was once sitting. Two-bit was confused, where did Ponyboy go?

"Ponyboy?" He called. All the Greasers groaned, slowly walking away to what they were doing before, leaving Two-bit to sit by himself.

"Man, Darry's gotta' staple gun that boy's feet to the floor."

The first chapter is complete, tell me what ya'll thing about the "Greaser" vision of Disney. I know this movie wasn't made in the 60's but I think Two-bit would have loved seeing Sebastian the Crab singing, don't you?

Reviews, please.

-Kylelover101