Welcome to Cabo
Author: So this rolled around in my head for a long time & changed alot from the original idea for it. Set
in July 2014 (about two years after Avengers & three months after Winter Soldier). I figured everyone's
fav heroes needed a vacation. I really kicked my ass into gear to right this after all the info coming from
Comic-Con & Guardians out in a few days. I own Nothing. Some possible tapping on the 4th wall.
"Anybody know where Capsicle is?"
Clint rolled his eyes in Tony's direction and took a drink of his beer as Natasha smirked.
"Tony. Be nice." Pepper said, pulling her hair up into a bun.
"Awww come on Pep. He's not even here yet. And it's not like he cares anymore anyway." Tony whined.
"Steve called me about fifteen minutes ago right after your plane landed. They'll be here soon. And you have something..." Natasha told him, wiping at her own cheek.
"They? Oh right. He's bringing the Bird-Man." Tony laughed, wiping the oil streak on his cheek away.
"Remind me again why we hang around with him?" Clint muttered in Russian as he and Natasha headed inside.
"Because... when he's not working to annoy us, he's actually pretty decent."Natasha said as she hopped up to sit on the counter.
"Hey you two! No sexy time in my kitchen!" Tony shouted.
"Your kitchen?" Pepper quipped.
"Okay, okay. No sexy time in Pep's kitchen!" Tony called.
Natasha laughed as Clint buried his face in her neck.
"Fucking lunatic." the archer chuckled.
"He also flew you home after you spent four months in Afghanistan hunting Hydra agents. And was kind enough to give us a place to stay."Natasha reminded him in Russian, rubbing the back of his neck gently.
"True." he muttered in English, turning his eyes to a random spot on the wall.
"Stay with me." she told him.
"I'm right here... I'm not going anywhere." he assured her softly.
"FRIENDS! The Captain and his Falcon are arriving." Thor bellowed.
"So I'm your Hawk. And this Sam Wilson is Cap's Falcon. Apparently." Clint chuckled.
"Thor is Thor." Tasha reminded him, sliding off the counter to go greet the two new comers.
"So who all is here again?" Sam asked.
"Tasha and her guy Clint. Tony and his gal Pepper. I think Thor is here with his gal Jane. And Bruce Banner." Steve told him.
"Right." Sam muttered.
"You know someone could have just picked you two up!" Tony shouted, shutting the hood of Natasha's car.
"It was just a couple of miles." Steve told him.
"You mean you idiots jogged two miles to get out here?!" Tony asked.
Sam looked at Steve then up at Tony and asked, "You didn't?"
Tony held up his car keys and scoffed, "Fuck no. I drove."
"Welcome to Cabo boys." Tasha said, hugging both of them.
"Hey! Ya'll come inside and cool off. Pretty sure there's plenty of booze to go around, even with Thor and Tony drinking."
Sam looked around, confused as to where the soft, warm and slightly twangy accent was coming from.
"Porch!" the voice called.
Steve looked up at Clint and called, "How ya doing Clint?"
The archer smirked and raised his beer bottle to him before going back inside.
"Since when does Clint have an accent?" Steve asked Tasha.
"He hides it sometimes but... that's what he naturally sounds like." she told him.
"Doesn't say much does he?" Sam asked.
"He's only been home a few weeks. While we were in DC dealing with Hydra and Pierce, he was in Afghanistan hunting Hydra agents." Steve told Sam.
"Tony flew him back last month and has been letting us stay out here. It's helped." Tasha whispered.
Introductions were made and hugs exchanged all around. Most of them hadn't seen each other in months.
"You alright?" Steve asked Clint as Sam and Pepper started on dinner.
"A little rough still. But hiding out here since Stark flew me back has been... nice." Clint admitted.
"And what do you say to the billionare who flew you home and put you up?" Tony asked, sliding onto the counter between them.
"That after two years I hoped you'd get a little less annoying." Clint chuckled.
"What can I say? I aim to misbehave!" Tony shouted over the laughter filling the room.
"Hey! I get that referance! Mal from Firefly!" Steve laughed.
"Who showed him Firefly?" Banner yawned, coming into the kitchen.
"When did you get here?" Tony asked Bruce, then demanded of Clint, "When did he get here?!"
"About five this morning. He called me from the docks to pick him up. I just decided to let him sleep even though you guys were all showing up." Clint shrugged.
"Thank you for that by the way Clint." Bruce said, letting Thor hug him.
"No problem. And I told Steve about Firefly. Not sure when he watched it." Clint smirked.
"While you were gone. And the movie Serenity. Very, very amusing." Steve laughed.
"Joss Whedon is brillant." Tony said.
"Yes he is." Steve and Clint agreed.