One: The Microwave

Marik: I command you to heat up my food. (Stares at microwave)

Microwave:...

Marik: Heat up my food!

microwave:...

Marik: Ahhhhhhhh! I will show you to ignore me! (sends microwave to the shadow realm)

Ishizu: Marik I'm ho... Where's the microwave?!

Marik: It wouldn't listen to me so it's in the shadow realm.

Ishizu: (facepalms) You have to press the buttons on the microwave to heat up your food Marik.

Marik: It still wouldn't listen to me though.

Ishizu: (walks out of the room)

Marik: Hey! the microwave still has my food! Curse you microwave!

Marik: (brings back the microwave) Ok microwave I will give you one last chance, heat up my food. (starts pressing the buttons)

Marik: Yes I conquered you, you are now my slave, Steve number 587. Now Steve give me my food.

Steve 587:...

Marik: How dare you! (sends Steve to shadow realm)