One: The Microwave
Marik: I command you to heat up my food. (Stares at microwave)
Microwave:...
Marik: Heat up my food!
microwave:...
Marik: Ahhhhhhhh! I will show you to ignore me! (sends microwave to the shadow realm)
Ishizu: Marik I'm ho... Where's the microwave?!
Marik: It wouldn't listen to me so it's in the shadow realm.
Ishizu: (facepalms) You have to press the buttons on the microwave to heat up your food Marik.
Marik: It still wouldn't listen to me though.
Ishizu: (walks out of the room)
Marik: Hey! the microwave still has my food! Curse you microwave!
Marik: (brings back the microwave) Ok microwave I will give you one last chance, heat up my food. (starts pressing the buttons)
Marik: Yes I conquered you, you are now my slave, Steve number 587. Now Steve give me my food.
Steve 587:...
Marik: How dare you! (sends Steve to shadow realm)