*holds up a peace sign* How's it going guys? It's been long hasn't it? I haven't updated this story in several months so I decided to update.
I didn't know why I haven't updated because I was really planning to but you know…life really got in the way.
So, I did take a break from fanfiction but now I'm back and I decided to update my stories if I have the time. I'm pretty busy this week because I have a CHINESE speaking quiz and I have a written test. I also have Chemistry quiz this week; English Vocabulary Test this week and I might have Geometry test as well, so I'm pretty packed with my schedule.
I will try to update as soon as possible because I'm not trying to leave you guys hanging.
By the way, this story has about one more attempt to go through before the epilogue so this story should be finish in about two weeks are so…
Without further ado, please welcome,
Fatal Bonds
It has been week since their third attempt to get Lucy and Natsu together, and things haven't been going according to plan. The Fairy Tail members couldn't think of anything to get them together so they just waited until someone came up with an idea.
"This is getting ridiculous," Makarov said. He's been craving for that 3,000,000 jewels that Mirajane has promised to give and yet there hasn't been any winning attempt to earn that. "Why don't I think of something?"
Laxus shifted his gaze towards his grandfather. "You sure master. I don't think you'll be able to handle the two idiots."
"Yeah, even Erza-san couldn't get them together," Wendy said as she concurred with Laxus's statement. "If she couldn't do it then how can you do it, master?"
Makarov rubbed his chin. How could he get his two idiot children to get together? The tension between Lucy and Natsu has been getting stronger each day. They were bound to become soul mates.
"I guess it's my turn," Gajeel said as he raised his hand. "I think I have the perfect idea to get them together."
Makarov narrowed his eyes. He didn't want to share his money with any of his guild children but the idea was indeed tempting.
Curious, he said, "I'm listening."
{—X—}
"Natsu, don't you think that the guild is doing something fishy behind our backs?" Lucy asked. Her gaze met with the baffled obsidian ones.
Natsu cocked his head to the side. Happy didn't accompany them today because he had somewhere to go with Carla today. Lucy didn't really mind but everyday Happy went somewhere with her. It started to bug her.
Natsu didn't bat an eyelash as he heard the question. "What? You think the guild is doing something fishy? How?"
Lucy rubbed her temples, exasperated at his stupidity. "I don't know it's just that we don't get to see Happy anymore. Besides, we're not even permitted to enter the guild in the morning. You don't think they're setting us up, do you?"
Natsu stuffed a nugget in his mouth. He was in Lucy's room eating chicken nuggets that she made for him. Lucy didn't want him to make a mess in the house so she thought it was better to let him eat something so he won't be able to do something stupid.
But then again, Lucy knowing Natsu—for who knows how long—knows that was inevitable.
"I don't think so Luce," Natsu said. His eyes stared at his chicken nuggets for a brief second before meeting her eyes again. "Happy is my best friend and he will never do anything behind my back."
Lucy bit her lip. She wasn't too sure. Happy was a ploy cat that will love deceive her easily. "Fine, why don't we head to the guild?"
"Why don't you go?" Natsu suggested, "I'm getting pretty tired. I think I will sleep a little and then I'll head over."
Lucy raised her eyebrows. "Fine but I'll kill you if you destroy anything."
Grinning Natsu replied, "Okay, I'll try to keep your house neat but no promises."
Lucy rolled her eyes. What is she going to do with the idiot?
{—X—}
"Are you sure this is going to work Gajeel?" Levy asked. She doesn't know if this plan will come out successfully. After all, Lucy is known to be quick on her feet.
"Yes shorty," Gajeel said. He just loved to baptize her under that name doesn't he? "This will work. We're going to put this love potion in her water and she'll be head over heels once she sees the idiot Salamander."
"She's coming!" Cana shouted. "She's right outside the door."
Makarov yelled hurriedly, "Quick, put away the materials of the love potion."
Mirajane nodded. She heard the plan from ear to ear, and she was sure going to beat the crap out of Gajeel if the plan fails.
The guild doors opened with Lucy smiling. "Hey everyone, what you guys dong?"
Lucy entered the guild and Levy, the quick person that she is, greeted Lucy with her usual routine.
"Lu-chan, come sit next to me," Levy said as she waved her hand in front of her friend.
"Levy-chan," Lucy said. She smiled before running towards the girl. She hasn't seen her in awhile ever since Natsu and her left for their mission.
"Lu-chan, Levy said. She was nervous. She was utterly rendered shock. She didn't know what to do. She glanced at the members of the guild for a second before landing her eyes back on Lucy.
"How you been?" Levy asked. She took a seat on the stool. This was how the plan supposed to go.
"I've been well, except…," Lucy looked around the guild. She took a seat on the stool. "…I've just been thinking if you guys were planning something behind my back."
Crap, did she found out? Levy thought. She glanced at Gajeel who was biting his lip. He shrugged his shoulders before shooing her to continue.
No help huh? Levy thought helplessly. This is his idea.
"You must be really thirsty, Lu-chan," Levy said with a sly smile. She grabbed the cup of water that Mirajane offered her. She slid it towards Lucy. "Here, have mines."
Lucy looked at her warily and Levy swore that it stopped her heartbeat for a second.
Grinning, Lucy accepted the offer. "Thank you."
Gajeel grinned as he watched the Lucy drank from the cup. Great, now bunny girl should feel the potion entering through her.
Lucy finished drinking her water before slamming her cup on the counter. Mirajane stared at Lucy with a glimpse of hope in her eyes. She needed this plan to be successful.
Lucy burped and all of the sudden she felt giddy. She glanced at Gajeel and she smiled.
"Gajeel-sama," Lucy said as she ran towards him. She gave him a big hug.
"Huh?"
"The hell is Gajeel-sama."
"The fuck, I thought this potion was supposed to work on Natsu."
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Gajeel yelled. He tried to let go of Lucy's grip on him. She was holding him just a bit too tight.
Levy stood there dumbfounded as she watched her friend climbed on top of Gajeel. She felt her blood boiling.
"Lu-chan, get your hands off of Gajeel," Levy said calmly. She was trying to remain clam before she loses her shit.
Lucy narrowed her eyes towards her friend. "No, Gajeel-sama is mine. Isn't that right, Gajeel-sama?" Lucy whispered as she blew into his ear.
"Okay," Gajeel said as he tried to not hurt the girl (if he did Natsu would beat his ass.) "CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW THE FUCK TO GET RID OF THIS GIRL?"
"Okay, we need to get Lucy off of Gajeel before Natsu come—" Gray was interrupted once he saw a glimpse of pink hair.
"Oh god, Natsu's here," Levy said. She was trying to bemuse herself with something else other than staring at Lucy and wanting to strangle her.
"What are we going to do?" Cana asked. "There's no way we can convince Natsu that Lucy drank from the love potion by her own accord."
"You don't know the idiot," Erza said. She glanced at Gajeel and Lucy. She scrunched up her nose in disgust as she saw Lucy puckering up her lips for a kiss. "Natsu will believe it."
"ENOUGH WITH THE CHIT-CHAT. CAN YOU GUYS GET HER OFF OF ME!" Gajeel yelled.
"Too late, he's coming," someone said. The guild didn't know what to do so they pretended to help Gajeel.
Natsu entered the guild with a grin. "Hey guys, what's u—"
Natsu saw a sight that he didn't wanted to see. "WHY THE HELL IS LUCY ON TOP OF GAJEEL?!"
Cana flinched at Natsu's voice. "Natsu, Lucy accidentally drank the love-potion and now she's infatuated with Gajeel."
"Yeah," Levy said. She may be pissed at Gajeel for letting Lucy on top of him but she has better things to do. "We're trying to figure how to make her stop."
These lying assholes, Gajeel thought. Ya'll barely figure out anything.
Natsu nodded before shifting his gaze towards Gajeel. He narrowed his eyes. "Gajeel, you better figure out way to get Lucy off of you."
Gajeel glared at the Salamander as he tried to evade Lucy's kisses. "Don't you think I'm trying to do that? Bunny girl, stop it. Look, the idiot Salamander is here."
Gajeel pointed towards Natsu. He smiled as Lucy finally stopped for a brief moment of what she was doing.
"Natsu," Lucy said. She stopped trying to kiss Gajeel before her eyes landed on Natsu. Her eyes lit up as she saw his pink hair (Natsu like to argue that it was salmon) and she smiled.
"Natsu!" Lucy yelled. She laughed as she started running towards him. She jumped on him.
"Wait Lucy, please don't, aaah," Natsu said. Lucy was now on top of him, straddling his waist.
"Natsu," Lucy whispered. She leaned in. She had the urge to kiss him and so she did.
Natsu's eyes widen as he felt warm pressure towards his lips. He didn't know what to do so he decided to respond back.
"WOAH!"
"WHO KNEW LUCY COULD BE THAT BOLD!"
"FUCK YEAH, MY ATTEMPT WORKED!"
"YESSS, FINALLY!"
As Natsu finally felt Lucy's lips off of him, Lucy laid on his chest, her head on his neck, sleeping soundlessly.
The guild stared, confused. They didn't know if the attempt work. They glanced at Mirajane.
Mirajane smiled happily. "Finally…"
"…FINALLY, I'VE WAITEDTOO FUCKING LONG FOR THIS!"
The guild cheered while Natsu laid there baffled.
"We should throw a party," Gray suggested. Juvia concur the idea.
Natsu felt something moving before he watched Lucy shifting in her sleep. Lucy woke up, breathing in the scent that she started to like.
Mhmm, this smells exactly like Natsu. Lucy thought. Lucy blinked. Wait Natsu.
Lucy sat on top of Natsu before her eyes widened in shocked as her cheeks were stained with red.
"NATSU! WHY THE HELL AM I ON TOP OF NATSU?!" Lucy merely yelled.
The guild, hearing Lucy's statement, stared at the duo.
"SHIT."
Attempt Four: Failed
Haha, this was fun to write. Lucy finally kissed Natsu but clearly has no recollection of what happened. I'm sure in the next chapter that she'll remember.
Guys, there's only one more chapter left until the epilogue so hang on to your seats a little longer. You'll see if the last attempt will actually work or be a complete fiasco like the rest of them were.
It's kind of sad that next week I'll be posting the last chapter. I loved this story because it's different from the other stories that I've written.
Oh well, I hope gave you guy's had major laughs because I did my best on the humor. It was hard. I never really was a comedian.
I hoped you guys enjoyed it. Please review,
ambiguous seafish