a/n: I'm here with a new for Natsu and Lucy. I really hope you'll like this story, so please leave a review for me and favorite/alert (follow). Thanks guys, I will really appreciate it. So here's the new story.

summary: "We are gather here today, Fairy tail members, for a mission; a mission in which we have to bring Lucy and Natsu together. They're both dense, yes, but we, the people, will bring them together. Our likely outcome: we are so screwed."

dedication: This story is dedicated to all of my NaLu fans; I really do hope ya'll enjoy the story. Thanks for always reviewing/favorite/alerting all of my stories. So this story is dedicated to all of you guys.

warning: there may be profanity, humor, loveliness, stupidity, and lots more.

rated: PG-13ish (T)


fatal bonds


Mirajane felt like banging her head into a pole; she cannot stand watching Lucy and Natsu practically flirt with one another and they're not dating. It has been three weeks from the Grand Magic Games; three whole weeks, and it really vexes her that they're not dating. Everyone, including the strangers in Firoe, knew their crushes on one another are so obvious. Those two really need to start dating or Mirajane might start bleeding to death.

Mirajane eyes narrowed as Lucy and Natsu started to eye one another passionately and smiles graciously. Mirajane eyes spotted Cana coming towards the Take-Over mage. Cana took a seat, drinks her barrel of bear, and sighs.

"Mirajane, it has been three weeks," Cana sighs, "they're probably not going to get together."

Mirajane throws Cana a vicious glare sending chills down the Card-Magic mage's spine. Cana gave Mirajane a force smile as Mirajane's intense stares kept her shuddering in fear. Mirajane sighs exasperated.

"You're probably right," Mirajane utters, "we have to take matters into our own hands."

Cana nodded as she slowly dinks her beer. Mirajane smile deviously as she stared at Natsu and Lucy. They were meant to be with one another, and if they cannot admit they like each other, Mirajane will meddle into their love lives.

Lucy walked towards Cana and Mirajane; her cheeks rosy pink and her brown eyes glimmered in excitement.

"Hello Cana; Mirajane as well," Lucy said as a small smile were placed on her lips. Cana exchange glances with Mirajane and look back at Lucy. Her eyes were trailing on the blonde's face; she looked very flustered.

"Hey Lucy, what's gotten into you?" Cana asked as she drinks her beer once more, "you look a little flustered."

Lucy cocked her head to the side and smiles bashfully. "Do I?"

Lucy touched her cheeks and she felt the warmness of her heat. She giggled softly and her heart swelled over the dragon slayer; just thinking about him made her day.

Mirajane smiles and shot Cana a look, as if saying, I told you they will get together. Lucy, who was oblivious towards their silent glances, smiles.

"So, you guys doing a job today?" the celestial mage asks. Cana shook her head as Mirajane nodded. Lucy arched an eyebrow as Cana stared at Mirajane confusingly.

"Okay…?" Lucy said unaware of the mission. "What mission are you going to do, Mirajane?"

Cana smirks; her head at the palm of her hands. "Yeah Mira, what mission are you going to do?"

On impulse, Mirajane would probably smack Cana upside the head but instead, she forcibly smiles. She did shot Cana an intense look, shooting daggers at her as time went by.

Mirajane winks at Lucy, brought her index finger towards her lips and says, "That will be a secret. You'll find out soon, probably."

Lucy slowly nodded as Cana arched an eyebrow. Mirajane smiles evilly; she is so going to get them together.

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Mirajane paced back and forth as the Fairy Tail members watched her. Mirajane needs the help of the guild for this mission; it was a very important mission. Luckily Natsu and Lucy are not here; if they were, everything in her plan would be ruin.

"Mirajane, can you please enlighten us why you called a meeting where Natsu and Lucy aren't here?" Erza asked. She wanted to go buy her strawberry cake, but Mirajane suddenly called her into a guild meeting; funny thing is, Lucy and the ole great Salamander are not here.

Mirajane smiles at her; looking around room to make sure Natsu and Lucy are not here. As she slowly nodded for correction, she closed the guild's door and ran towards the front of the room where Master is. She pivoted her body around to see the guild members and smile graciously.

"Oh come on, can you please explain to us why where here and shit," Gajeel said. Mirajane narrowed her eyes at him in a very dangerous matter. Gajeel trembles in fear, and he thought the great mighty raft of Titania is scary.

"I am getting to that," Mirajane answered flatly; her voice cold as steel. The Fairy Tail members nodded vigorously as the snow white hair mage smiles.

"Mirajane can be kind of scary," Levy whispered towards Juvia. Juvia slowly nodded at that response; that was a very correct answer.

Mirajane clears her throat. "We are gather here today, Fairy Tail members, for a mission; a mission in which we have to bring Lucy and Natsu together."

The guild members groan as Master rolled his eyes.

"That's all you want to talk about?" Master asked. Mirajane threw him an intense glare sending shiver down everyone's spines. Mirajane smiles irritated at the guild members.

"Yes that's all I want to talk about," Mirajane said dangerously, "now can I please finish before I throw all of you to Haregeon."

"You see the way they look at each other," Mirajane said as she was referring to Natsu and Lucy. "They look at each other all goo-goo eyed. It has been a whole damn three weeks, and they did have opportunities to date. Didn't they?"

Everyone nodded.

"Well it's time to matter into our own hands," Mirajane said as she clasped her hands together. "We are going to try our best to get Natsu and Lucy to start dating."

Laxus rolled his eyes and grimace; he looked at Mirajane with a glint in his eyes. "What does this has to do with me?"

Everyone nodded and threw cheers in agreement as a ticked mark formed on Mirajane's head.

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"Let Natsu and Lucy just stay friends!"

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"I don't give a damn about their relationship."

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"They can handle their own friendship."

Mirajane yelled, "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME GOOD OR I'LL THROW YA'LL ASSES IN A SACK AND PUNCH YOU AROUND LIKE A BAG OF POTATOES!"

Everyone swiftly shut up as they look upon the angry mage.

Gray sweat dropped. "Calm down Mira."

Mirajane cleared her throat. "'What does this have to do with you' you say, well if you can get Natsu and Lucy together, the reward will be 3,000,000 jewels."

Master's eyes beams like a little kid as if he stole a baby's candy. "3,000,000 jewels you say."

Mirajane nodded.

"I'll definitely get them together," Bixlow said. Mirajane smiled at him.

"I like your spirit," Mirajane said.

Lisanna eyes widen in realization. "Wait, wait, and wait. Hold up; Lucy and Natsu are really dense, well Natsu is denser than her, but how do we get them together?"

Everyone agreed towards Lisanna comment and started to mummer to one another.

Mirajane bit her lower lip. "They're both dense, yes, but we, the people, will bring them together."

Everyone nodded.

Mirajane grinned at her guild members. "Now what's our likely outcome?"

Everyone shifted glances and shrug their shoulders.

Gray rolled his eyes. "We're screwed."

Mirajane lips pressed together and averted her gaze. She then finally nodded agreement and looked at the guild member with an intense stare. The guild members looked at her confusingly.

"Our likely outcome: we are so screwed." Mirajane finally said towards the guild members.

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So that's all for this chapter; I made a new story again, yay! I just keep getting ideas in my head and I have to write it down. So how was that? I tried to add a tad bit of humor into this chapter, but it sucked so *shrugs shoulders*.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this first chapter of: fatal bonds. The next chapter will come up so soon. You can PM ideas on how I get Natsu and Lucy together; for I, have no clue neither do the Fairy Tail members.

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Black Phoenix