Nararator: WELCOME TO THE DRACO MALFOY SHOW!!! Starring…
Draco Malfoy!
(Draco walks on camera with his signature smirk and gives a wave to the crowd.)
Narrator: Featuring….
Harry Potter.
(Crowd boos)
Ron Weasel.
Ron: You know its Weasley, Malfoy! If you want me in your deluded fantasy, at least get my name right!
(The audience throws old garbage at Ron.)
Ron: Hey, that hurts! Ow! Those tin cans are sharp! Hey!
Narrator: Also featuring….
Hermione Granger.
And…Ginny Weasley!
Ginny: Malfoy you perv! Why am I in only a towel?
Malfoy: It's my fantasy and I say you wear a towel!
Scene 1- Potions Class
Narrator- Draco Malfoy, stunning, handsome, debonair, rich, 6th year student at Hogwarts. He enters the classroom 10 minutes late.
Snape-Mister Malfoy! 50 points for Slytherin for being so deliciously saucy!
Ron (to Harry) -Does Snape seem a little gayer to you? Or is it just me?
Snape-What was that Weasley? 100 hundred….million points from Gryffindor!
Ron-You can't do that!
Snape-Yes I can!
Ron-No you can't!
Snape-Yes I can!
(before Ron can retort, a bright green light hits Snape in the chest.)
Everyone-Gasp!
Harry-My wand slipped.
Draco-Oh my God! You killed Snapey!
Ron-You bastard! I mean…way to go Harry!
Draco-But wait a minute…that wasn't in the script! Someone would have had to change it. And there are only 2 copies…."
Ron(in a singsong voice)- We've got a copy…
(Harry pulls a script from behind him and grabs a quill)
Harry-Lets see…what shall our first revision be? Hey that rhymes. Ah, yes, Draco Malfoy is wearing a bunny suit!
(Draco looks down. He is now in an enormous white bunny suit, complete with a bow around the neck)
Draco-I'm huggably soft! And mad as hell!
(Draco grabs the quill and the script out of Harry's hands. Draco scribbles something on the paper . Suddenly Harry is dressed in full Little Bo Peep attire, with the bonnet, and a sheep as well.)
Harry: Little Bo Peep?
Draco-Sorry, I got writers block.
(Harry turns to the sheep and kicks at it.)
Harry –Go away, you ugly ball of fur!
(the sheep bites Harry's ankle and knocks him to the ground)
Ron-Little vicious isn't he.
Hermione-Oh, well.
(Draco starts writing again. But before he can write anything important, Ron grabs at the script. Draco keeps a hold of it and they both tug at it, causing it to rip in half.)
Draco-Good going Weasel! You ripped! Now all of the magic is gone. We can't get out of my fantasy or these ridiculous costumes until we find the other script!
Ron-Oops.
(Lightening flashes from outside the classroom.)
Draco-I just noticed that everyone else is gone.
Ron-Freaky.
Harry-But how does a whole class of students just disappear?
Draco-Because someone has got the other script and is messing with it….
(Suddenly we hear a loud evil laugh)
Evil Laugh-Mwahahaha!!!
Hermione-I'm scared Ron, hold me.
(Ron does so, with a smile on his face.)
Is this the end of our heroes? Who is the evil madman holding them capture? Should continue this story? All these questions answered after ou review. And this commercial break.
Draco Malfoy!
(Draco walks on camera with his signature smirk and gives a wave to the crowd.)
Narrator: Featuring….
Harry Potter.
(Crowd boos)
Ron Weasel.
Ron: You know its Weasley, Malfoy! If you want me in your deluded fantasy, at least get my name right!
(The audience throws old garbage at Ron.)
Ron: Hey, that hurts! Ow! Those tin cans are sharp! Hey!
Narrator: Also featuring….
Hermione Granger.
And…Ginny Weasley!
Ginny: Malfoy you perv! Why am I in only a towel?
Malfoy: It's my fantasy and I say you wear a towel!
Scene 1- Potions Class
Narrator- Draco Malfoy, stunning, handsome, debonair, rich, 6th year student at Hogwarts. He enters the classroom 10 minutes late.
Snape-Mister Malfoy! 50 points for Slytherin for being so deliciously saucy!
Ron (to Harry) -Does Snape seem a little gayer to you? Or is it just me?
Snape-What was that Weasley? 100 hundred….million points from Gryffindor!
Ron-You can't do that!
Snape-Yes I can!
Ron-No you can't!
Snape-Yes I can!
(before Ron can retort, a bright green light hits Snape in the chest.)
Everyone-Gasp!
Harry-My wand slipped.
Draco-Oh my God! You killed Snapey!
Ron-You bastard! I mean…way to go Harry!
Draco-But wait a minute…that wasn't in the script! Someone would have had to change it. And there are only 2 copies…."
Ron(in a singsong voice)- We've got a copy…
(Harry pulls a script from behind him and grabs a quill)
Harry-Lets see…what shall our first revision be? Hey that rhymes. Ah, yes, Draco Malfoy is wearing a bunny suit!
(Draco looks down. He is now in an enormous white bunny suit, complete with a bow around the neck)
Draco-I'm huggably soft! And mad as hell!
(Draco grabs the quill and the script out of Harry's hands. Draco scribbles something on the paper . Suddenly Harry is dressed in full Little Bo Peep attire, with the bonnet, and a sheep as well.)
Harry: Little Bo Peep?
Draco-Sorry, I got writers block.
(Harry turns to the sheep and kicks at it.)
Harry –Go away, you ugly ball of fur!
(the sheep bites Harry's ankle and knocks him to the ground)
Ron-Little vicious isn't he.
Hermione-Oh, well.
(Draco starts writing again. But before he can write anything important, Ron grabs at the script. Draco keeps a hold of it and they both tug at it, causing it to rip in half.)
Draco-Good going Weasel! You ripped! Now all of the magic is gone. We can't get out of my fantasy or these ridiculous costumes until we find the other script!
Ron-Oops.
(Lightening flashes from outside the classroom.)
Draco-I just noticed that everyone else is gone.
Ron-Freaky.
Harry-But how does a whole class of students just disappear?
Draco-Because someone has got the other script and is messing with it….
(Suddenly we hear a loud evil laugh)
Evil Laugh-Mwahahaha!!!
Hermione-I'm scared Ron, hold me.
(Ron does so, with a smile on his face.)
Is this the end of our heroes? Who is the evil madman holding them capture? Should continue this story? All these questions answered after ou review. And this commercial break.