Chapter 1

Ruling Asgard had it's perks. For instance, everyone thought Loki was Odin, so he was treated with the utmost respect. Plus, he had everything that he wanted. To sit on the throne, and rule the planet was everything Loki dreamed of. But now, he was bored. He had created peace, and handled his shit. One day, he was sitting on the throne when he thought of Thor. Thor had Jane, who had slapped him in the face... which made him like her. He always liked the girls with anger, or stubbornness. He, of course, would never fall in love with a mortal. So weak, and puny. How Thor had fallen in love with Jane, he would never know... or maybe he would. Maybe, he could play some tricks on Thor and his lover, and create some mischief. That would be perfect. So, he made a hologram of himself (as Odin), and put it on the throne. His real self, teleported down to the city of London, where Thor was staying. The streets were filled with traffic, and tourists. Mortals. He sneered at the name. They needed to be ruled, with him as their leader. He would work on that later, of course. He was on the balcony of the apartment, when he felt electricity course through his body, and collapse onto the ground. He woke up to a girl, with eccentric curves, dark brown hair, and dark brown eyes.

"Who the hell are you?" The woman asked. Loki stood up, and she backed away, while holding out some sort of contraption in front of her. She wore black leggings, a red sweater, and a pair of black boots.

"Who the hell am I?" He asked. " I am Loki of Asgard and-"

"Your Loki?" She asked, with an excitement in her eyes.

"Yes, and-" SLAP! She slapped him across the face.

"That was for New York." She said.

"Why am I always getting slapped?" He said.

"Well, you destroyed New York City and I wanted that evil look of yours to go away" She said. Though honestly, she thought he was HOT! She had seen him on TV, but it didn't capture his looks at all. His hair was black as night, his skin pale, and he had a thin frame. But, his eyes. They were a bright green, that she could spot from anywhere. She also wanted to see if he needed mouth to mouth. (Unfortunately, he didn't) Ever since her ex dumped her, she wanted to make out with someone. But now, she wanted to make out with Loki.

"Well, who are you?" He asked.

"I am Darcy Lewis, BFF of Jane foster, and friend of Thor." She said, while mimicking the way he spoke. He smiled at that, and stared at her. Her hair was wavy, and she already seemed bull-headed. He liked that.

"What do you want?" She asked him. Obviously, he wasn't going to tell her of tricking Jane and Thor, so he had to lie.

"I wanted to stop by. See my brother, his lady friend, and look who I found. A simple mortal." He said. That pissed her off.

"Simple mortal? I'll have you know, that I just knocked you onto your ass with the same taser that knocked Thor onto his ass." She said. He laughed at that.

"You did that to Thor, and he fell onto the ground?" He asked her.

"Yeah, except it was really funny. I wanted to laugh so badly, but he got hit by Jane's car too, so I couldn't. But, he did shake around in a weird way, and collapsed. It was CLASSIC!" She stated, while laughing at the memory. He enjoyed her laugh. It rang like bells, and made him smile. This mortal was interesting, and funny too. He liked anyone who could hurt Thor. This 'Darcy Lewis' was at the top of his list.

"So, are you going to tell them I was here?" He asked her.

"I won't, if you come back again. If you're the god of mischief, you could totally help me prank a few old enemies of mine." She said. He liked the sound of that.

"I'm in, but I was never here. Got it?" He asked her.

"Got it." She said, while saluting him. He might have killed thousands, but he was exciting, different from the other men she dated. His eye's glimmered, like green diamonds. So, very, very, handsome. And with her reply he left, but her feet felt cold. She looked down, and gasped.

"That son of a bitch" She said. He stole her shoes. "I spent 200 dollars on those, dumbass." She yelled into the sky, though she was smiling with delight. Yeah, she definitely liked him.

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