Chapter 1 it's him Luigi!

Luigi stands behind the counter in his newly bought subway. There is only one problem.

"Nobodies in here!" Luigi shouts as his brother Mario walks in.

"Yes, Bro, nobodies in here because that's not how stories work!" exclaimed Mario like an annoyed narrator teasing on of the characters like a child." See, in the beginning there's something called the exposition, and that allows the reader to know what exactly is going on here instead of walking in here blindly like some sort of severed head!"

"I know how a story works, Bro," sighed Luigi massaging his temples." Thanks for making me feel like the dumb one for once."

"You're welcome, Bro, and if you need me to do this again just tell me!" exclaimed Mario happily, walking to the back.

Luigi sighed loudly before he turned toward the window that somehow managed to get dirty one more. Besides picking a spot in a Mushroom Kingdom Ton city...thing, he also picked the worst place to set up shop let alone buy it out. It would take a lot of work, but he was Luigi so there was no way he could-

"LUIGI!? WHERE'S THE RUM!?" shouted Mario from the back.

This would be a long story, and a long way until Wario riching…..