I DO NOT –
" Yeah yeah shut up and just present me already !" said a wildly known and so damn annoying voice
" FINE .. if you prefer the boring way … " said The Dark Knight 55 while not feeling appreciated ( FUK this ! I am not gonna use 3rd person while talking about myself !)
" Idiot " replied the unknown voice
" Psycho "
" Bitch "
"Asshole! "
" Motherfucker!"
" SHIT BAG!"
" Fucking asshole!"
" GAY bitch ! "
" YOU PIECE OF M$^%&* *$(%* #)$%*%)#*%*(#$*( ! "
" Anyway….. back to the Prologue . I present you the … ahh oh yeah … I present you the most fucking awesome dude ever , the most beloved and ultimately marvelous character in Marvel Universe . Who wrote this shit ? Well yeah the merc with a mouth , Wade Wilson , the incredible DEADPOOL . So You wanna give us a private interview mister Deadpool ? " said I while was feeling … Hey ! WAIT A SEC ! I don't have to tell you how I fucking feel . I AM NOT YO PUPET !
" Hello ! Hello ! It is a pleasure to be here . Now this is a story so you can't see my beautiful face . I am the most awesome SuperHero / Villain / Badass cool guy ever existed . I am here on … Fanfiction ?! Who came up with this name ? Anyway I am here to entertain you with my incredible … OH for F*** sake . Listen up buddy . I just got my story and I will do whatever I want , whenever I want ! So sit on your chair, grab some popcorn and some body-armor cuz shit is just getting real ! Author !... end this prolo-poop and let's go see Chapter 1 . " said Deadpool trying to make himself look important
" Ahh … Well sorry for everything he said and sorry if he hurt anyone's feelings . First of all do NOT read this story if you are easily offended . Anyway , see ya next Fryday ! " said I , hoping that I won't have to suffer because of what this shit just said and trying to give this prologue a decent ending
Deadpool's note : HAHA he typed fryday . Go back to school idiot ! See ya all dudes . Don't forget to press that fav story , follow story things or I am coming for you and I am gonna kill you all .