Hello again, and welcome to the next chapter of OFA (the abbreviation for this fanfic)!

Apologies for the late update, but things have been a bit… Hectic. And then I got depressed and unmotivated to write.

BUT I'm back now… With some more Corpse Party Q-and-A of doom ;)

Disclaimer: If I owned Corpse Party, the world would explode. Therefore, I do not own it or any of its fangames or spinoffs or anime, or… Anything else of that nature besides this fanfiction, really.


First up is Ziggy05!

Morishige: How did you feel when you found out that one of the corpses you'd taken a picture of was Mayu?

Morishige: I… don't know how to explain. It was like the world was collapsing around me, and without Mayu… And the thought that I had DESECRATED her body… *shaking*

Kizami: ... Why the hell would you just randomly kill your friends?

Kizami: Well, it wouldn't matter if they were killed by the school or myself, now would it? It could even be considered an act of mercy, since there are plenty of worse ways to die in Heavenly Host…

Kizami: Can I be your little sister?

Kizami: Of course… If you'll be a good little sister and not run away, like Yuka…

Ayumi: Why do you like Mochida so much?

Ayumi: Well… I mean, he's a really great friend. He never lets anyone down if he can help it, and he's smart, and kind… He might be a bit of a coward when it comes to horror stories, but it's kind of cute the way he reacts… *smiles*

Ayumi: ... You do realize that you and Sachiko have the same last name right? So you're pretty much related?

Ayumi: Under normal circumstances, that could be a coincidence. After all, my family isn't the only one in Japan with the name Shinozaki. Although yeah, I've… actually heard things lately that kind of prove that I'm related to her…

Seiko: How do you feel knowing Naomi doesn't like you in the same way you like her?

Seiko: Um… Well, I do feel a little frustrated at times, but I know she'll be happy with Mochida-kun. And I know for sure that he'll treat her right, so it's all good!


Next is Lexy02!

Seiko: Why are u so awesome :D

Seiko: Ehehe… 'Cause you think I am! Thanks!

Naomi: Why don't you like Seiko in that way I mean she's really awesome

Naomi: You're right, Seiko is really awesome, but… She's just my best friend in my eyes. Just because she's awesome doesn't mean I can just switch my sexual orientation, or who I have a crush on, y'know…? Sorry, Seiko…

Seiko: Nah, Naomi, it's fiiiiiine! As long as we can be friends forever, I'm cool with it!

Naomi: *smiles* Friends forever, Seiko. I promise.

Yoshiki: Would you kiss Mayu if she asked you to?

Yoshiki: *face goes red* U-uh… No! I mean, unless I absolutely had to, but…

Morishige: *staring at Yoshiki with evil "you had better not touch my Mayu" look*

Satoshi: What's Naomi's best quality?

Satoshi: Um... Well, I think she's a great leader. She often keeps a level head and.. Well, she can get a little irritated and snappish at times, but she's got a good heart.

Mayu: Why do you wear those balls in your hair?

Mayu: Well, it's really a hair tie with two pink beads… Shige-nii bought it for me on my birthday a long time ago because he said he thought it would look good on me, y'know? *smiles* Shige-nii is so caring. Even though he can act a bit standoffish at first, he's really a sweetie when you get to know him!

Ayumi: Who is the best person in this classroom to you?

Ayumi: Well… Personally, probably Yui-sensei because she's like a best friend to me. Or if you meant a student, then… Probably Mochida-kun. *blushes faintly*


*sigh* What I wouldn't give for Ayumi to be under the mistletoe with Yoshiki… Next up is Mxthomas!

Nana- If you actually had a weapon and you were attacked by a possessed Mayu would you kill her?

Nana: I-I… I don't think I could kill Suzumoto-san… Even if she was coming at me, I just couldn't…

Yoshiki-If you had to choose in-between Miki and Ayumi who would you save?

Yoshiki: Ggh… I don't… I don't know… *winces* Both of them… They're just really important to my life, you know?

Yui: Who do you think is better; Yoshiki, Morishige, or Satoshi?

Yui: Well… I don't pick favorites! I love them all as my own incredible students. *smiles* I'm so lucky to have all of them in the same class.


Next up is GamerGuyMorris!

Naomi, would you go out with Satoshi if he asked?

Naomi: U-um… *blushes* If he asked… Then I guess so…? Yeah… Yeah, I think I would…


D'awww, Naomi…

Next up is SatoshiXNaomi4EV!

Satoshi, would you play Seven Minutes in Heaven with Naomi if you had a choice?

Satoshi: *face goes red* U-uh…I-I… Maybe…? Y-yes…?


Well, I now know what Seven Minutes in Heaven is due to my asking my friend after I saw the review… Hm. Intriguing. Next up is Rockdude11!

Seiko, if you managed to escape Naomi before she killed you, would you still trust her? I haven't played Book of Shadows, so I don't know.

Seiko: I'm… I'm not really sure. *uncertain* It kind of depends on if I knew she was possessed or not… I mean, probably not at first because I'd be too scared to think, and I might be really wary afterwards… But I think I would still trust her. It was never her fault in the first place.


Actually, I've never played Book of Shadows either, or watched a playthrough quite yet… Although I did happen to see a fangame where Seiko and Naomi were stuck in an eternal loop of the first chapter of Book of Shadows, and… Ugh. That fangame is so sad. Anyways, the final reviewer for today is WhenLolzCry05!

Miki: your brother is stuck in a haunted school where cray-cray ghosts kill everyone for fun. What would you do?

Miki: I don't know… That's really horrible. *shudders* I just hope that those kind of things can never happen in real life and hurt my brother, even if Mom and Dad dislike him…

Yuka: how exactly did you meet Yoshiki?

Yuka: Well, I met him when I took onii-chan's umbrella to him at school. That was my first time meeting all of onii-chan's friends!

Satoshi: ever saw hentai?

Satoshi: No, and I really don't want to…

Naomi: you and dat big bosom of yerz.

Naomi: *blushes* Y-you don't have to bring that up…

Seiko: Mmmm, Naomi, I agree with the reviewer on that one. *grins*

Naomi: Oh geez, Seiko…

Seiko: You are so cray-cray. I love ya, friend.

Seiko: Aw, thanks! I love ya too! *laughs*

Ayumi: excuse me, friend. Why are you so underdeveloped? :P

Ayumi: Huh? I'm not really sure what you mean by underdeveloped, but- Oh wait a second, if you're talking about my chest… *glares*

Morishige: Natsu Dragneel, is that you?

Morishige: Hm? *confused*

Mayu: cute. Cute. CUte. CUTe. CUTE.

Mayu: *looks down at ground and blushes* Th-thank you…

Yui Sensei: where did you get Monet?

Yui: Oh, I found Monet at the animal shelter as a little kitten. Poor sweetie lost her mother at a young age, so I took her home and bottle-fed her for a few weeks. *sad smile*

Naho: I know your secret. *stares*

Naho: Not all of them. *eyes narrow slightly nonetheless*

Kizami: I don't not like you.

Kizami: Nice double negative. *shrugs*

Yoshiki: Don't judge a person by their socks.

Yoshiki: Uh… What?


And that is all for now, everyone! Thank you for reading and reviewing, all of you! *big hugs for all*

SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTEEEEEEEER *teleports away using a red pentagram*

-Dfire