This is my first fic, so please be nice. This is for a competition on iFunny ;)

The meeting was in full swing when Romano and Matthew walked into the conference room. Everyone was yelling at each other, England and France were choking each other, America was yelling something about Captain America, and Germany was trying to get everybody to calm down. Basically the two new comers were being ignored.

Romano glared at everyone and Matt just stood there embarrassed, they were both wearing XXL zip up hoodies after all, they both had a secret that they've wanted to get off their chests for a couple centuries now. "Jeez this is so not helping the situation," Matt whispered. "Don't worry," Romano said with a smirk "I've got this. AHEM!"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and finally noticed the two. "What's up Birdie?" Gilbert asked Mattie. "Lovino? Did you just arrive?" Ludwig asked.

Lovi and Matt looked at each other and smirked, leaving the others confused, and started to unzip their hoodies. Everyone was growing curious at the two boys actions. Matthew and Lovino let their hoodies fall to the ground. Along with everybody's jaws.

They were both clad in dresses that looked like their respective crushes' flags, Lovino in a German flag dress, and Matt in a Prussian flag dress. Each dress showed off their feminine bodies and their boobs. Yes, boobs, Matt and Lovi were actually women.

"That's not my name" they both said. "My name is actually Chiara" Romana said. "And I'm Madeline" Canada said. After the words left their mouths there were exclamations of shock all around. Spain and France both yelled "WTF!? How didn't we notice?!", Alfred Screamed "MATTIE!?" and Feliciano was also screaming "FRATELLO!?". Gilbert just sat there with a blank, yet shocked, look on his face with a steady stream of blood ran down his face. Germany was shot backwards by a gush of the life giving liquid coming out of his nose.

"Chia I think we broke them" Maddie said quietly. "Good, they deserve it for not noticing for all this time," Chiara exclaimed "Come on let's go, I'm hungry". "OK". And with that they left, leaving the others to try to keep Ludwig alive. And Feli from away from him so he wouldn't kill him because of the reaction he showed to Feli's sister. No one noticed Al choking Gil in the back telling him to not lay a hand on his innocent sister.

A.N. OK first story ever, I know that it is short so please don't complain about it. All flames will be used to roast your bodies. Bye-bye.

~Knight