Hello there people of the internet, it's me, don't feel like typing my name today, maybe some other time.

Back on topic, I am bringing you a RWBY fanfic I had for a while, but I waited for team RWBY to OFFICIALLY form, and then I would write it.

Now, if there's one thing I noticed about Glynda and Ozpin, it's that they tend to do things out of luck. So that's going to be a REALLY big joke in this. Also in this fanfic Ruby and Yang are step sisters(Ruby's dad married Yang's mom), cause that's the only option that makes cense. Some would argue that they are blood relate cause Monty said so. Well Monty also said the Yellow tailor was going to be epic and the show was going to be family friendly. Yellow's the same as all the other tailors and some of the songs have curses in them. So fuck him.

I do not own RWBY, and if I did I think I'd try to make the animation quality better, cause it seems they can only move naturally when their fighting, Monty really needs to fix that. I also stated that because Juane fell before the branch came NEAR his face in ep 6. Also, they pace of the story seems a little to fast. Fast pace is perfect for fighting sequences, not so much for story. So if I owned RWBY I would fix the story. And also, once we get to Volume 2 EVERYTHING that's not living gets a redesign, that's okay if they need to renovate, but I liked the original designs.

Enough complaints, lets do this.

"Again with a Dust store, why is Torchwick so hung up on Dust stores?" Weiss asked as she, Ruby, Blake, and Yang were on rout of one of the numerous Dust store in the city of Vale. "I mean, it's not like it's that hard to mine, a blind old man can do it, who crippled."

"'Breaking New, Thousands of Workers Blown to Smithereens when the Schnee Dust Company Force an Old, Blind, Crippled Man to Mine for Dust.'" Ruby read off a newspaper she found lying on the gound.

"It's wasn't THOUSANDS." Weiss commented.

"Yeah, it was only 976." Blake stated.

"Isn't there a SAFER way to get Dust?" Yang asked.

"We have killer robots and airships, if there was an safer way we would have found it by now." Weiss said.

"Yeah, cause the Schnee Dust company is ALL about safety." Blake said sarcastically.

"Oh, don't you start that again." Weiss informed her.

"Hey, all I'm saying is-" Blake began before Ruby shushed her.

Looking over the edge of the building they could see why, illuminated by neon lights and street lights was a warehouse sized Dust store. 'Dust to Dust' it's billboard read. And approaching the front door was none other then Roman Torchwick and about fifty or so men.

"Oh my god, this is not gonna end well." Weiss said.

"Yeah, for them." Ruby said cockily before jumping off the edge of the building, only for Weiss to grab her cape the vary second after.

"Easy Ruby, we're twitching for a little action as well. But we need to think this through, we need a plan." Weiss told her.

The vary second Weiss finished her sentience there was the sound of gunfire from the store. Weiss then looked down at Ruby to see her basically saying with her eyes 'Are we gonna stay here, or are we gonna kick some ass?'

Weiss just let go of Ruby and then jumped towards the store without saying a word. Glancing behind her to see Yang and Blake already fallowing their lead.

"So, what was that plan Weiss was asking about?" Yang asked.

"We go in, Beat up Roman's men, you punch so dickheads, I punch some dicks IN the head, We capture Torchwick." Ruby told her old sister.

"Seems pretty strait foreword." Blake said. "Over violent, but strait."

"Over, VIOLENT?" Ruby asked.

"OK, what about an attack strategy?" Weiss asked.

"We'll just do what we do best: Improvise." Ruby said and she sidestepped towards the door, spun around, and then swing the doors open.

"Should have know." Weiss muttered to herself.

If team RWBY had to list what was more surprising to them, it would have to be how much Dust the store had, yes, it WAS the size of a warehouse, but the store had two hole levels with racks of all kinds of Dusts. Some of which Weiss couldn't even recognize. Roman and his men were already taken their pick with the Dusts, and by the looks of it there were more men inside the store, eighty at least.

Most of them readying their weapons.

"So, now what?" Weiss asked. "I doubt we'll be able to improvise in this situation."

"Weiss, I have a Scythle as my main weapon. Their argument is invalid." Ruby told her teammate as she unfolded Crescent Rose.

Not even going to try and argue with their 'leader'(Ruby might have been assigned the title of leader, but they all agreed she was a little childish), the rest of RWBY got their weapons ready for combat.

Meanwhile at the other end of the store, one of Torchwick's men was emptying out one of the Dust cartridges in the store. He had to admire the amount of Dust the place had, it's like it was bigger on the inside, or SMALLER ON THE OUTSIDE.

While he prepared to take out another container, he heard a slight musicale tone coming from his right. Looking over he saw what looked like a 15 year old in a purple hood reading a magazine labeled 'Villain-ism Monthly'. He then took out his automatic pastel and yelled "Hey."

No response.

"Hey, kid!" The murk yelled again.

Still nothing.

The man then walked over to the cloaked figure and then tapped his gun on the side of it's head.

The figure then reached into it's hood and clicked it's headphones off.

It then turned towards the murk and looked at his gun and face.

"If you want to live, everything in your wallet." The man told her.

"... Do You Really Expect Me To Give You My Money?" The cloaked figure ask with a female voice.

"I don't know who you think you are. but if I were you, I'd-" the man was saying before he looked at the cover of the magazine she was reading.

On it was the cloaked figure with the words 'Vale's most wanted.' written above the picture and under it read 'Wanted, Dead or Alive, 600000 Lien(Crossed out), 1200000 Lien(Crossed out), 550000000 Lien(Crossed out), We'll give you however much you want.'

He then looked back at the figure and saw that while he was reading the cover she had somehow took his gun without him noticing and pointed it at him. Without even hesitating she shot him in the head.

"This Would Be SO Much Easier If My Reputation Proceeded Me." She told herself.

'Course, I'd Need To Leave Survives For That.' she thought.

"You know Ruby, I'm impressed." Weiss said sarcastically as she hid behind cover while Ruby shot at some goons. "I mean, you done some pretty dumb stuff, but starting a fight with almost eighty men. T-this has got to be the dumbest moment in Beacon history."

"What about headlight-fluid?" Ruby asked as she fire at one guys machete, shooting it out of his hand.

"OK, this is a close second. But really?" Weiss asked.

"Hey, we had orders to take down Torchwick. Now how about you stop complaining and try slashing some fire at those guys or something?" Ruby asked as she ducked fore cover.

"If I start using Dust willy-nilly in here, I could-" Weiss said before the sound of an explosion was heard. "-Do that."

"Thhheeennn you are going to hate our hiding spot." Ruby said as she looked at the racks of what they were hiding behind. It was a complete rack with nothing but Fire Charges.

"Why?" Weiss asked.

"Well, we might want to find new cover if we want to keep our faces squarely on our faces." Ruby said as she ducked for cover.

Weiss took a quick peek over the rack to see the crystals before ducking back under to say "Ruby, remind me to kill you later."

"Yeah, we might want to move quickly." Ruby said as she looked for other places to hide. "How about this, I'll take the rack over there, you take the one closest to the wall over at the other end?"

"That's Lightning stone's over there." Weiss commented on Ruby's hiding spot.

"Can I share yours?" Ruby asked.

Weiss just sighed in frustration. Out of all the people to be picked leader, it had to be the most childish person around. Heck, she'd settle for having YANG as leader. At least she has experience in combat.

"On my mark?" Ruby asked.

"Right." Weiss muttered.

"Sink?"

"Sink."

"... MARK!" Ruby said before she and Weiss began moving, about seven guys with guns opened fire on them, Ruby pulled Weiss back under cover and said "No wait, not mark! Un-mark!"

"One of these days you're gonna get us killed." Weiss told her.

"Well at least we can say we went down fighting. Or, 3/4 of team RWBY at least." Ruby said as she started blind firing.

The goons had made the mistake of cutting Yang's hair.

The last time someone cut of her hair, he was put into a hospitable. And that was one lock of the stuff. These guys took a good five out.

Yang was just throwing punches and firing Ember Celica at anyone unlucky enough to get close to her. Caused some Dust explosion here, get a guys head stuck in the floor there, yeah they were in trouble.

While Yang was taking out one of Torchwick's goons she didn't notice three machete wielders sneaking up behind her ready to give her a haircut below the chin.

After Yang took out her goon she heard what sounded like Crescent Rose firing and a blade piercing flesh.

She turned around to see the figure of her step-sister with her back turned to her surrounded by corpses, Crescent Rose's blade bloodied and standing on the floor.

If it weren't for the act that when her eyes make her see red everywhere when lit, Yang would of noticed that the cloak was purple.

"Sis?" Yang asked. "Weren't you by the entrance with Weiss?"

The figure turned to look at Yang, her face covered by the hood of her cloak. She then sped forwards past Yang and sliced one of Torchwick's goons in half at the waist.

"Uhhhh Ruby, I don't really think we need to kill them." Yang said.

The cloaked figure didn't say anything as she started slashing up more men. Before Yang could even comment on this she noticed that Crescent Rose was in the place of her left leg below the knee, and that her fighting style consisted mostly of kicks instead of mainly relying on Crescent Rose as her weapon.

Yang just shrugged the thought off and began fighting along side her 'sister'.

"Ok." Ruby said as she shot Crescent Rose at one of the goons. "We might die here, no smart comments, anything you'd want to get off your chest?"

"I can't not stand the way you lead." Weiss said as the girl continued to fire.

"True, right about now I agree." Ruby said as she shot some more guys. She then muttered to herself "There has to be a way for at least one of us to live through this."

She then ducked behind cover and started looking around. A level above them which they could easily jump up to, but that would draw way to much attention and was the last thing they needed.

Or was it?

She then looked towards the other side of the store to the right of the entrance. While most people would miss a tinny detail like this one. One of the racks was completely empty of Dust or Crystals of any kind. That would be the safest place for someone to take cover.

She just hoped her partner would go for it.

She then pulled out a peace of paper and a pen(for who doesn't travel with them?) and began sketching out the shop. Mark Weiss with what somewhat looked like her weapon, mark the goons with X's, and marked herself with a banana on a st-I mean a scythe. She then lightly tapped Weiss on the shoulder with the top of her pen.

And then she nudged her shoulder with her knuckle.

And then she pinched her.

"Ow, what?' Weiss asked her leader quickly. Ruby then pointed towards the drawing of the shop.

"I have an idea, I just don't know if it's a good one." Ruby told her. "Using Crescent Rose I'm going to launch myself up towards that platform and hopefully draw those guys' attention, as soon as I get their attention drawn away from you, you quick-step to that rack there. From there you'll have a perfect shot to take out all those men in one slash. I'll run over towards here, knock over that rack of ice shards and you set them off. That will freeze them where they stand or at the vary least make an ice skating ring. Which should give me the opportunity to knock them all out with the blunt end of Crescent Rose. How's that sound?"

"You're right, it doesn't sound like a good idea." Weiss said. "But then again, neither was having a blind man mine for Dust, so I'm in."

"Just be ready to move when I give you the signal." Ruby said.

"Which would be?" Weiss asked.

"I'll whistle." Ruby said before she lunched herself into the air.

She manage to get up to the second level and just barley missed taking her head off on the chandelier. She got most of the guys attention as she duck behind one of the Dust racks. She then fire off a few more shots to get the others attention.

Worked better then expected with them all forgetting Weiss and locking on her. Now was a good a time as any for the signal. She brought her lips together and blew.

What came out was what sounded like a raspberry.

She tried it two more times before her common sense pretty much punched her in the face and said "Hey, moron, remember when those elementary jerks stuck your tongue on a pole during winter? And remember how one of them made you bite some of your tongue OFF? Well you haven't been able to whistle since!"

Ruby hung her head in shame as her other wise perfect plan went wrong.

Then she remembered she caries a whistle around with her for just shuck an occasion.

She KNEW that thing would come in handy, she KNEW. She was going to give Blake hell after this. But right now she needed to save her partner.

Pulling out her trusted whistle she quickly put it in her mouth and blew lightly as to not alarm the enemies.

Luckily for her, Weiss heard it and quickly dashed towards the new hiding spot.

Faze one or two complete, on to faze two or three.

She put her hands at the bottom of the rack and used the strength she had that made Yang loss all those arm wrestling matches as kids and knocked all of the ice shards towards the goons.

Weiss peaked her head out from her hiding space and saw the ice shards ready to be set off. She readied Myrtenaster and sent an energy slash at the crystals. Managing to hit one that was at the center of the group, and when it went off it set all the others off. Most of the men's legs were frozen, others slipped and fell on the now icy floor.

Ruby then leapt from her hiding place and knocked all of the men out. Most of them tried to fight back, but couldn't quite get the right leverage. And Ruby seemed to be moving on the ice with ease.

"Where'd you learn that?" Weiss asked her.

"I wanted to be an ice skater once." Ruby told her. It was one of her dreams, and she exiled at it. But then she lost a few contests and moved on to another dream.

Cooking. Then she accidentally burnt her dad's hand and desisted to be a magician. Then she nearly died during an escape act and decided to become a hunter.

"Stay alert, we've seen what the kid in Red can do, and this time she has friends. Who knows what they can do to us." a goon with an automatic shotgun told a goon with a fire ax.

"Yeah, I heard. Where do they learn this stuff?" Ax guy asked.

"Beacon." Shotgun guy said.

"Why didn't we go to Beacon? Or at least a combat school?" Ax guy asked.

"Because when Ozpin was taking a nice little stroll through the city, you tried to CAVE HIS HEAD IN!" Shotgun guy said.

"He surprised me." Ax guy said.

"THEN WHY'D YOU KEEP SWINGING AT HIM LIKE HE WAS A FUCKING PINATA?!" Shotgun guy yelled.

"I-wow HEY!"

"I MEAN REALLY! HOW DO YOU SUCK THIS BADLY! YOU'RE LIKE THAT GUY FROM THE ACHIEVE MEN! GABLIN OR WHATEVER!"

"HEY, DUDE-"

"NO, REALLY, WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING DUMB! WE COULD HAVE HAD IT MADE! WE COULD HAVE BEEN HUNTERS! THEN YOU GET US CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED MURDER AND NOW WE CRIMINALS! I WISH I COULD TAKE THAT AX OF YOUR AN PUT IT IN YOUR THROAT!" Shotgun guy yelled. He then turned to face his partner only to see the cloaked figure holding his dead body with his ax stabbed into his throat.

"Sorry, I Think I Beat You To It." the cloaked figure chuckled as she swung her scythe leg at him, cutting his head in half horizontally.

"Wow, Ruby, don't you think your going a little overboard?" Yang asked as she cot up with her. "And really, save some action for me."

The cloaked figure didn't respond, she just fired off her scythle and landed at the other end of the store. She saw a girl in a hood like her's but red fighting with a girl in white. Outnumbered, she likes those odds, more people to kill.

She didn't even hesitate to launch herself into the soon-to-be-slaughter. Course, that's EVERY slaughter that she's a part of.

"Ruby!" Yang said as she fallowed the figure towards the fight. What she saw she almost couldn't comprehend.

"... And Ruby?!" Yang said as she saw the cloaked figure and her little sister fighting the men. "But, that's impossible."

"Isn't that the world renowned criminal?" Blake asked as she walked up behind her partner.

"Criminal?" Yang asked. "Can you tell me who that is, I kinda don't read the news."

"Notorious criminal Scythle Diefull, wanted dead or alive. Has a reward of anything-you name it." Blake said. "I actually mistook Ruby for her when we first met."

"I've been fallowing her around like she's Ruby." Yang said.

"Her cloak is purple." Blake pointed out.

"I can't see colors in Super Saiyan mode." Yang said.

Meanwhile in the fight, Ruby and Weiss were busy with the fifteen guys that were still standing. Ruby tried swinging Crescent Rose at a man, but he blocked it using his katana. That's what her fight consisted mostly of, swing, blocked.

As she spun around to face a attacker from behind, she didn't notice Scythle slice the man's legs off before stabbing him in the head with her Scythleg. She fired herself into the air just in time for Ruby to spin around to face another man, and land on one that was sneaking up on her. The two then slid past each other without noticing the look alike and took on the next opponent. Ruby knocking him concussions and Scythle killing him.

"You're Pretty Good." commented Scythle as she turned to face Ruby. "I Haven't Seen Fighting Of That Level Form Anyone Other Than Me."

"Thanks, you weren't to bad..." Ruby began as she turned to face her. The second she saw the figure she stumbled "Myself?"

"Well, Red, good to see you again." a familiar voice commented.

The two turned to see the criminal Roman Torchwick standing on one of the upper levels of the store. Cane in hand and ready to fire.

"I'll admit, your skills are impressive. But do you really think you can-"

"Hey! Torchy! Good To See You Old Pal!"

Roman nearly jumped out of his skin when he heard that familiar voice. He turned to his right to see Scythle standing right there with her average stupid grin on her face.

"So, How's The Pathetic Excuse For A Criminal Thing Going?" she asked in a taunting tone.

"I'm Vale's most wanted!" he yelled back.

"I'm Wanted In Every Country, Small Island, And/Or City On This Planet. And Some On Others." Scythle said.

"Other plan-OH NEVER MIND!" Torchwick stumbled before he raise his can to her.

"Hey, You Can't Kill Me! I'm One Of The Main Characters!" Scythle responded.

"Main Characters?" Torchwick questioned.

"Uh, Yeah, The Fanfic Is Called RWBYS. That Stands For Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Scythle." she responded. "Didn't You Get The Memo?"

"What are you... Never mind." Torchwick said before he tried to pull the trigger.

With lightning speed, Scythle kicked his can into the air with her Scythleg and punched him a few feet back. She then spun the blade around so that the blade was facing forwards and then began spinning in a clockwise motion. Shredding his cane to peaces.

Torchwick turned to run but she fired herself forwards and smashed him through the wall. He quickly staggered to his feet and turned to run to the airship. But Scythle grabbed him and positioned her blade so that she could fire and the recoil will slice him from the admin to the shoulder.

"N-now, let's be reasonable, how about this: I'll give you whatever you want." Roman suggested with a nervous smile.

"What I want, You Will Never Be Able To Give Me." Scythle said in a low voice. Before she could fire though, she got punched in the face and sent a good ten meters away.

"THAT'S for looking like my sister!" Yang yelled at her.

Scythle staggered to her feet and then looked at the blond huntress in front of her. "Hmm, And Here I Thought This Would Be A Boring Night."

She then swung her hand and out of her sleeve came a odd weapon which looked like a Crescent Rose themed pistol with a grip that looked like Crescent Rose's blade's second segment folded over the bottom of the gun. Scythle jerked the strange weapon and the grip folded upwards to give it more of a knife like form and blades came out of the grip.

"Did you base an entire arsenal off my sister's weapon?" Yang asked.

"This Baby Is An Original." Scythle responded.

She then charged at Yang and attempted to slash it across her face, but Yang blocked the attack and tried to punch her. Scythle preformed a dance move or something and spun behind Yang. When Yang tried to hut her with a left hock, Scythle jumped up into the air and landed on Yang's head. She jumped off of her without killing her.

Meanwhile Torchwick ran to his airship and knocked on it indicating for Cinder to get out.

"Let me guess: Your little girlfriend has come?" Cinder teased. Torchwick know she was referring to Ruby.

"Worse, her entire team. And another." Roman responded.

"'Another'?" Cinder questioned.

"Scythle Diefull." Roman responded.

Back in the fight between Yang and Scythle, Scythle somehow managed to get Yang in a headlock with her Scythleg and was punching her across the face.

"That's For Fallowing Me Around. That's For Never Shutting Up. That's For Making Me Love You. That's For Making Me Hate You. That's Because The Author Of This Fanfic Really Like Me Hitting You. That's For Not Brushing Your Teeth. That's For Having A Punch-able Face."

Before it could go one any longer, Blake rushed by and pinned Scythle against a wall.

"You'll Never Take Me Alive. Or Dead." Scythle said as kicked Blake off of her. She then did a counter clockwise spin and hit Blake with the blunt end of her Scythleg.

"Oops, forgot to turn it back." Scythle said. She then preformed a crane stance and twisted the blade counterclockwise so that the blade was now her heal. No wonder she was having trouble walking.

Before she and Blake could continue the fight, Roman's airship came around the corner and the mounted machine gun they had installed began firing at Scythle. Course she was faster then bullets so she easily managed to avoid them.

She them rushed up a building and ran towards the airship, using her knife to deflect oncoming bullets. She then leapt off the edge and fired her Scythleg to fire herself at the airship.

She spun the machine gun and threw Cinder towards the cockpit. She then sliced the machine gun off it's stand.

"Where'd she go?" Yang asked Blake.

Blake then pointed up towards the airship. There was then a big bag for the cockpit and a cloud of smoke formed as it lost control and crashed a few streets away. Seeing this Blake then pointed towards where the ship crashed.

At the crash site, Roman and Cinder somehow survived. It was impressive, a crash like that would have killed a normal person. Roman didn't even have the Aura to pull a stunt like that off. He looked over at Cinder and noticed that her lights were dim. She must of used her Aura to save him.

Before he could even mouth the words, a motion blur tackled him and Cinder towards a street pole. While Roman was trying to figure out what happened, he almost missed the clicking sound at his wrist. He looked at his right wrist to see a pair of handcuffs that looked sort of like Scythle's Scythleg. At the other end of the chain was Cinder's left wrist. In the middle of the chain was another set of handcuffs that connected them to the street pole.

The two looked in front of them to see Scythle standing there with her hood down. She was cracking her knuckles and had an evil smile on her face. The were over come with worry.

They then heard the sound of Crescent Rose firing from the right. Looking in that direction they saw team RWBY running towards the criminal. Scythle quickly took off running.

"Perfect..." Cinder muttered sarcastically as team RWBY ran by.

Scythle was impressed with them so far. Especially the one in red. She seemed to have a sort of drive to her. And those lovely eyes. Oh, wait, she's running at a building isn't she? Well, time to jump.

Scythle quickly scaled a ten story building in a few seconds. Ruby was close to fallow. Her team mate were left in aw.

Scythle ran towards the other end of the building. Ruby was quick to catch up with her and grabbed her by the cloak. "OK, if you don't stop running right now, I'm gonna..."

Ruby froze when Scythle turned to face her.

It was impossible.

It was unthinkable.

It was her face.

Scythle Diefull was basically a recolored version of herself. Her red cloak turned purple. Her brown stalkings turned gray. Her rose symbol turned to a skull with flower peddles. Her dark red hair turned purple. But the eyes remained the exact same silver.

The silver she's only seen twice before.

Scythle shock Ruby's hand off of her cloak and used her Scythleg to propel herself high into the air. She grabbed her cloak and pulled it to form a glider with three cut marks where her Scythleg would be on the ground. She then fired herself forwards towards the night city. Her escape, complete.

"Ruby!" Ruby heard her partner yell as she climbed up. Her partner took one glance at the criminal making her escape, then at Ruby, seeing her unscared, unharmed. "You let her GET AWAY!"

As Blake and Yang climbed up the building they heard Weiss giving Ruby a lecture. "DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS, THAT WAS THE NOTORIOUS CRIMINAL SCYTHLE DIEFULL, FAMED FOR KILLING HUNDREDS DURING HER HEISTS, AND THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE KNOW SHE DID IT IS BECAUSE SHE CARVES HER INITIALS INTO HER VICTIMS' SKULLS! AND YOU LET HER GET AWAY!?"

Weiss was about to continue before she noticed that her partner just stared on forward. Not even analogizing her. Like she was paralyzed.

"Ruby?" Weiss asked. In a much softer voice this time. She put her hand up to Ruby's cheek and tried to turn her head to face her.

"Weiss," Ruby began. "I think I just met my sister."

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, that chapter ended up longer then I thought. And that last line huh?

Anyway, tune in next time for when team RWBY track down 'Scythle'.

Oh, and Scythle is going to act like Deadpool at times, you know, stupid, perverted, breaking the forth wall, murderous.

Hope you enjoy, leave a review if you did, and I'll see you next chapter.

Scythle: And So Will I.

How'd you get in here?

Scythle: Long Story. To Make It Short My Future Self Came Back In Time To Warn Me That The Path I Was Taking Would Lead To Bullshit, And I Was Like 'Bullshit? Better Make A LEFT Turn At Albecurky.'