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Welcome to my newest idea that has been inspired by my love of writing parodies for Agents of SHIELD. (Hail SHIELD) I've got a couple more brewing, including some more Frozen stuff. I also might write an anthem for Philinda (and Skitz!) based on a Disney song, but I need to find the right one first. Future song ideas happily accepted!

Singing along is recommended!

Now to start, how about a little Mulan.

I'll make an agent out of you

[May] Let's get down to business

To defeat Hydra

Did they send me rookies

Look at us, Coulson

This is the most pathetic team I've ever seen

But trust me, before we're through

Rookie, I'll make an agent out of you!

Slip through the shadows

And keep your ICER near.

Trip, make sure your head's down

Skye, lose your tech gear

FitzSimmons, you can't cower in your lab anymore

Why can't this rub off on any of you?

Somehow I'll make agents out of you!

[Fitz] What did I get myself into?

[Simmons] I'm not even sure why I stayed.

[Skye] This sucks, I had only just hit Level One.

[Coulson] You need to earn my trust back!

[Ward] Hope she doesn't see I'm Hydra!

[Fitz] Now I really wish I'd learned kung fu!

[May] (To be an agent) You must have the stealth of Black Widow

(To be an agent) Strike with the strength of Thor too

(To be an agent) Keep your eyes open for any danger

And we can defeat Hydra with help from all of you

Hydra keeps getting stronger

We won't let them thrive

If we can trust each other

We will surely survive.

Phil, I'm sorry I lied, and spied on you

But I did it because I care for you

And I've become an agent because of you.

(To be an agent) You must have the stealth of Black Widow

(To be an agent) Strike with the strength of Thor too

(To be an agent) Keep your eyes open for any danger

And we can defeat Hydra with help from all of you!

(To be an agent) You must have the stealth of Black Widow

(To be an agent) Strike with the strength of Thor too

(To be an agent) Keep your eyes open for any danger

And we can defeat Hydra with help from all of you!

*giggles* Hope you all enjoyed that! I love Mulan, and I could not resist the little Hydra bit. I blame the parallels I started seeing between Philinda and Mulan and Shang for part of this. (Help me, I'm falling hard for Philinda!)The rest is just me being weird. The next chapter might be a double update of Frozen and Pocahontas, because the Frozen piece might anger some people.