Chapter 6

WHY!

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A/N: Alo everyone! Hope you liked the last chapter, I have a lot more insaneness today! This time MOCHIS ARE IN THE SPOTLIGHT! Enjoy! Kesesesesesesese...

-In A Dark Room-

America had captured three mochis. One that looked like him, in a way, another looking like Canada, and the last one one looking similar to England. America had a katana in his hand, muttering to himself for a bit.

"Alright..." America decided, taking the sheathed katana and slashed at the England Mochi, which was on a lone table.

At once the Mochi began to panic, voicing his final will.

"AH! Why would you do this?! I have a wife and two kids!" England Mochi screamed in panic.

"NOOOOO!" America shouts guiltily. "What have I done?!"

"AH! Tell my children I love them!" England Mochi told him, backing off the table slowly until he was at the edge.

"DADDY!" Mochi America and Mochi Canada yelled is sadness.

"AAAHHH!" England Mochi screamed, falling of the table.

"NOOOOOO!" America and the Two Children Mochi scream as Mochi England hits the ground...not moving at all...

-Somewhere-

"Team Death Match!"

"Team Death Match!"

"Team Death Match!"

"Team Dea-!"

"STAHP IT!"

"Team De-!"

"Hey!"

"Sorry..."

Japan: Italy, get my top hat.

Italy: But you don't have a top hat.

Japan: THEN I'LL MAKE ONE! *claps hands and 50 gallon hat appears on head* Magic Just Got Real!

*Dramatic Music*

Austria: And here is our wonderful English Class.

Romania: *slamming America's head against the wall* TWILIGHT ISN'T LITURATURE!

A/N: Hope you enjoyed Mina-san!

Hasta La Pasta!