It was a great day today... well not really this is Camelot. Anyway after a long and stressing day fighting of assassins and wicked sorcerers our hero's decided to head off to the Tavern for a well deserved drink. Of course this was all Gwaine's idea and while a majority of the knights wanted to go back to their chambers and sleep they agreed that after that blasted day they deserved to drink until they were completely and utterly sloshed.

"Oh how beutiful thee issss II can only wish there was moooree tooo see!" sang Gwain to barmaid while the other knights cheered him on.

"Should we stop him?", asked Percival.

"Merlin can you umm you know... just umm be discreet please."

"Awe come on men this is the best part!", Merlin said getting up and joining Gwain in his song.

"Come oooon and join me for a nightcap miiiiiisss, I'llll make it worth your while and maybe in the morning. Oh the morning you could stay a little while..."

"Sire."

"Yes, Leon."

"I believe Merlin has had enough you know how he gets when he gets drunk I think its best if we take him home..."

"Gwain too.", Percival said butting in.

"...Gwain as well sire.", Leon finished.

"OUCH! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WOMEN!" Gwainw yelled at the barmaid who threw a drink into his face and slapped him.

"Yep lets go. Leon you get Gwaine and the knights and head out. I'll go find Merlin."

Arthur sighed and when he finally saw the servant he frowned. Merlin was on the other side of the Tavern using magic to make a man's drink disappear into his own jug.

"AHH! Why did you steal my drink you thief!" A burly man said accusingly to the guy next to him.

"I DID NOT! SHTEAL NOTTIN! I'm NO Theeth!", yelled the man back his breath reaking of alcohol.

"I can shmell it on you!"

Arthur quickly made his way over to Merlin coming up behind him and socking him in the back of the head. He carried the unconscious manservant carefully trying to not get in the way of the two men who were now punching each other and wondered how wrong it was for a King to be carrying his wasted servant out of a tavern.

Arthur made his way into Gauis' chambers picking up a potion and led himself into Merlin's room leaving the poor manservant on his bed. He opened the bottle and put it under the warlock's nose effectively waking him up.

"Guh wah...Arthur what me tiired ,yawn, me shleeeep."

"You are and idiot Merlin. You the most powerful sorcerer in all of Albion and you can not even hold your drink."

"mm a werlok"

"Whatever, there's also the fact that you cant even take a punch I honestly didn't have to try hard to knock you out."

"I drun' not a fair. I knoc you out before."

"Using magic does not count."

"I didn'tt."

Arthur sighed and sat down yawning he was exhausted, "When?"

"Uuh. Umm...Sso Soffa", Merlin said struggling to get his words to form sentences as he was slowly drifting into sleep, "Wif Sophia". Merlin managed before falling asleep.

Arthur sighed and left to his chambers he too needed sleep.

Merlin: Good Afternoon Prat

Arthur: You can't address me like that Merlin. We have been over this and no it has not been a good afternoon. I was so tired after yesterday that I wasted the whole morning sleeping than doing my kingly duty.

Merlin let out a yawn.

Arthur: You're still tired?

Merlin: Yes and it's your fault you had to give me a concussion.

Arthur: It was not a concussion you're such a girl. I have no idea what you were babbling on last night about Sophia, but I do not believe that you managed to knock me out without the use of magic.

Merlin: It was with a lump of wood if I recall correctly.

Arthur: That was before I found out about your magic...hmph you never did tell me what happened with Sophia and her father?

Merlin: Well Sophia and Aulfric were Sidhe. Aulfric murdered a Sidhe and lost his immortality, he was banished from Avalon and forced to live a mortal life in a mortal body. Sophia became collateral damage. The only way for her to regain her immortality and be welcomed back into Avalon was for her to deliver the soul of a mortal prince, ie you.

Arthur: But I am still. You killed them didn't you?

Merlin: In my defense they were EVIL and they tried to KILL you! So yeah I did Ironically I did it with Sophia's own staff. You were below the water drowning I basically came destroyed them and saved you. You know the rest.

Arthur: Thank you but you are still a weakling who cannot hold his drink and most definitely incapable of KNOCKING ME OUT!

Merlin sighed quickly and tried to get a word in but was stopped swiftly by the kings hand.

Arthur: Save your breath now go clean my chambers, wash my laundry, and muck out the stables...

A/N: So there you have it sorry it took ages but it is finally Done! Can I get a HIP HIP! lol I hope you all enjoyed it and thank you all so much for reading and reviewing as well as favoriting and following this story. If you have any comments or constructive critism or just want to leave a comment feel free to leave me a review. Thanks again for reading. :)

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