Three dwarves in America?

By Samhoku

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. This is my way of rescuing these dwarves. I am not a fan-girl and I will not do a self insert for this one. I am pairing them with OCs I will make as I go. Most of my stories are made on a whim.

Comment: My greatest apologize for not mentioning the dwarves enough. I have been trying to give both parties an equal time, but apparently I have failed.

Guest Reviewer: You are a guest and I have the ability to turn the reviews off. If you continue to post antagonizing remarks I will turn them off. Read the summery. Read the underlined part in the disclaimer. If this was a self insert, Thorin would be dead. You are not giving the story time to develop. I am not a magician.

Chapter.

Kili wasn't sure about these new clothes. He heard that he would have to get a job and work for an employer. He had done this before in middle earth, not the same way as he would have to do here. Alice drove him around while he looked for a job, she was planning on teaching him to drive later. Kili applied at Kmart, Aldis, The Dollar Store, and Tim Hortens. He needed some help with some of the questions on the application, some of these were strange to him.

Alice was dozing off at the table while Kili filled out his final application on the computer. He had learned relatively fast after he decided that the computer was not a strange sorcery. Kili had almost destroyed it with the bread knife. Kili was amazed that Fili and Marie were not home yet, if anyone he thought they would be home first.

Fili and Marie came into the room next with a couple big bags of clothes. Marie grumbled, "He is very picky." She let Fili take them up to his room then put a few applications on the table, "He insisted I tell him how jobs work here. So I told him and gave him a couple applications. And I got a couple for myself, DJ will tolerate me for a little while."

It was suddenly like all heck broke loose as Thorin stormed into the room and yelled about inane women, "These women are insane! They are a bad representation of the female gender! They gave me dresses to try on! They deceived me!" He growled and hissed about the atrocities that he went through. He should have known not to do dresses, but it did make Alice pause and ask herself what the two did. They both did have evil tendencies.

Briar came in and handed the bags to Thorin, "Stop grumbling like a cranky old man and take this upstairs." DJ walked in and without a word threw the other two bags unto the pile in Thorin's arms.

DJ put four applications on the table for Thorin, "Okay, dude. When you come down you need to fill these out for me. I need you to get a job. Since I work at a fast food restaurant, Alice is a nature photographer, and Briar is a waitress, you boys need to pick up some of the slack. We can't pay for the house, food, ect, if you don't help."

Thorin nodded once and almost collided with his nephew as Fili came down the stairs. Fili walked around his uncle and went to the table to fill put the application, he wondered about the jail history and was informed that he probably didn't have one.

Thorin came back down the stairs and also started on his applications, not enjoying this. His hand writing was very neat and tidy, he had that going for him. Employers often look at the tidiness of handwriting.

"You guys are lucky, you have experience in some things. I had a terrible time finding a job because I had no experience." DJ said as she looked at her watch, "It is my shift, I should get going. Alice, Briar, and Marie will help y'all. Good luck." She walked out of the room and got into her car, grumbling as she tried to start it.

It wasn't a new car, it was a 1995, 12 passenger van. Technically non-green and most people hated it. But since DJ was anti-social anyways, it made her very happy.