So sorry for not updating, there was a typhoon and there were frequent brown outs for the past 3 days!

Since some of you might want to know what is an ODI… I decided to give you the meaning, but since I'm not good with the dictionary…

Disclaimer: I don't own this chapter, all rights belong to the author of 'Why Wattpad Drives me Crazy' (or something..)

Enjoy!

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Name: Over-Descriptive Idiots

Also known as: ODI'S

Commonly Known As: such an amazing author omfg I feel like im in the story squee!

Likes and Hobbies: Using thesauri, studying dictionaries, acting posh, making clichés not cliché anymore because they are so original, using commodious words while communicating.

Dislike: The fact the word 'door' has no other synonyms, the fact that other stupid authors on wattpad or fanfiction use simpleton language and get so many reads. (ESPECIALLY other Fanfiction Archives.. I read one on the Transformers Archive.. HOW THE FRAG DID THE AUTHOR GET SO MANY REVIEWS?!)

(But seriously readers.. I don't know how UDI's get so many reviews..)

Evidence on ODI's:

Exhibit A: The Morning Scene (Or as ODI's refer it to as, The Ante Meridiem Tableau(and that's intended to be English, believe me))

I vivified myself as my exorbitant cellular phone tintinnabulated throughout my harbor. The coruscating diurnal course illuminated through the pulchritudinous cerulean valance. Circumspectly, I disspated my corpulate feet onto the inclement mezzanine nadir and haled my fatigued cadaver out of the tepid bassinet. Converging toward the door (ODI's be like: UGH! WHY THIS WORD ARGH!), my cinereal orbs opened.

Description:

What the author really meant:

I woke up as my loud iPhone ringed through the room. The bright sunlight shone through the beautiful blue curtain. Circumspectly(…), I lifted my heavy feet onto the cold floor and dragged my body out of the warm bed. Nearing the door(….lol….), my eyes opened.

Notes:

This ODI is clearly stupid. She/he probably doesn't understand what he/she wrote because that author writes like an idiot.

And in this, we see at their list of reviews, ( called comment board for wattpad) they aren't capable of speaking proper English and act like excited 5 year old's.

Exhibit B: An ODI's reviews

(NOTE: I changed some of the names and removed the ODI's replies and changed just a little stuff, yet again I don't own the rest)

(ANOTHER NOTE: If your names are actually and magically are your names, I am deeply sorry, this is just an example.)

Taylorswiftlover322111 says:

Omg you are such an amazing author I love your description it's so real omg update pls pls pls

CHesscheese says:

I love this book! I hope (Insert name of favorite character from some book, TV show, Anime, Cartoon, or whatever stuff is in this website) is in it omfg!

IwillUseBigWordsTooCuzImTheBestCritiiqueInTheWorld says:

I love how you vividly described the morning scene. It is usually a cliché in many books, but your interesting choice of words makes me overlook and ignore that. Bravo. Looking forward to more of your work.

(P.S: If I ever see anyone like this comment/review above, that person on 100% a total ODI.)

Using big, complicated words doesn't make you a good writer. You should stop usignn the right-click button on Microsoft word. Using big words in fine sometimes, but too much makes you a moron and you start decreasing in views and/or reviews. It also loses the meaning of your story…

Also..

You lose yourself an author, don't do this..

Don't be an ODI or an UDI..

Seriously especially the UDI's, they're more common in fanfiction than ODI's, but still..

PLEASE DON'T DRIVE ME INSANE! IF THERE WERE AN ICE CREAM POLICE FORCE, I WOULD HAVE CALLED!

Sorry that I can't reply to the reviewers in chapters. But thanks for the reviews and views, follows and favorites.. Thanks