Naruto Uzumaki and Issei Hyoudou save the World! Chapter 3: The Birth of the Ultimate Protagonist!, a Naruto + High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D Crossover fanfic

Disclaimer:I do not own High School DxD and Naruto

The Redo:The Birth of the Ultimate Protagonist!

"Issei, I've got a plan." whispered Naruto, Issei then brought himself up near Naruto in order to listen to whatever insane plan he's got to save them from this impossible situation

"Ah, the determinator trait found in all generic shounen manga heroes. Well what a pathetic trait. You should just give up, really I/we have plans for the both of you or should we say your bodies." said all the NINO's(Naruto-In-Name Only's). Seeing as how powerful they were it could be said that they could simply power their way through any situation, though there didn't exist much of a challenge to any of them in any fic that they ever appeared in.

What they would do with Naruto and Issei's bodies was something neither Naruto or Issei cared to listen to. They had a goal of returning to their respective series and continuing them till they completely end.

"It's not useless NINO. We're still here!" shouted Naruto, "We're almost at our limits but we're still going to keep on fighting. The both of us have people waiting for us, and we're gonna come back to them but not before kicking your ass NINO!"

"You know what? I/We will just stand here and see what your going to do next, I/we hope that it's worth my/our time." now all the NINO's did a mary sue arm fold(badass arm fold) while looking down at Issei and Naruto with smug grins

[BoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoost] the sound signalling the doubling of Issei's power was heard by all, [Transfer!] just like before Naruto's power greatly increased to phenomenal heights.

"Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!" shouted Naruto as the number of clones he had created managed to almost rival the number of NINO's present

"Your favorite jutsu? Well looks like I/We are completely justified in killing you for resorting to the same sets of jutsu as before. You truly are weak." the NINO's just kept that smug look of superiority plastered on their faces, along with the mixed feelings of arrogance, jerks woobieness, cassanova personalities and the distinct anticipatory pleasure that came from bashing 'unlikable characters' to the point of oblivion just felt…wrong

"MASSIVE GONK HAREM NO JUTSU!" suddenly every single clone was replaced by the weirdest and some could say ugliest beings in existence. What was worse they were…..all making out. Had no one noticed but right before Naruto said those words both Naruto and Issei had closed their eyes, obviously not wanting to scar their minds to the point of never ending madness.

The effect of the "MASSIVE GONK HAREM NO JUTSU" wasn't exactly deadly to say the least.

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""What."""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

And so on, all the NINO's just kept on saying "What" repeatedly though of course it wouldn't last for more than a few minutes…

""Let's do this!""

Naruto and Issei then smashed both their clenched fists against each other in a manner reminiscent of how Naruto and his so-called deadbeat father Minato did before. However the results were massively different.

(Recommended Kill La Kill's Aoi Eir's Sanbika)

Both their forms dissolved into energy before greatly expanding.

The two masses of energy then turned into giant sphere shaped balls of highly condensed energy.

The first one composed of chakra, whilst the second one being composed of both dragonic(mostly)and demonic energy.

They then collided with one another and reformed into an even bigger amount of energy this time the shape of an egg.

The "egg" started making sounds that were able to even cause shockwaves that could be felt from the outside.

Something was inside.

Finally, a small piece of the "egg" came off. A red eye could be seen.

BOOM!

The "egg" exploded with tremendous amounts of force, enough to push away all the NINO's with the unfortunate side effect of waking them from their trauma.

The being that was in the "egg" was massive, it easily eclipsed the size of both the Great Red and the Shinju itself.

"THIS IS THE FINAL SHONEN UPGRADE!"

It was a massive suit of armour coloured both red and orange at the same time. Somehow it looked to be a combination Issei's Juggernaut Drive and Cardinal Crimson Promotion as well as Naruto's Rikudo Senjutsu. It shouldn't have even been possible…..

"What the-" before the NINO specifically the IS Pilot!Naruto could say another word, Iseto(Issei plus Naruto) quickly formed a Mini-Bijuudama-Rasenshuriken with one finger and threw it!

Seeing one of their fellow NINO's fall made all the NINO's go into rage, "HOW DARE YOU!?" they then promptly fired off their numerous attacks at Iseto, only for him to somehow create millions of Gudodama that all combined to become a massive shield before reforming their individual appearances to become dragons and miniature versions of the Bijuu themselves, all of these powerful beings promptly started attacking the NINO's killing a few more.

"DRAGON SHOT!" a number of incoming Gudodama Beasts were hit by a large amount of laser coming from a different direction. The one that shot it was…..Issei

(End of Song)

"What the hell!?" Iseto, the massive armour composed of both Naruto and Issei's powers pointed at the fake Issei who appeared.

"NINO's, you seem to be having some trouble." the NINO's smiled at the timely arrival at the being who looked like Issei but at the same time was not. "The MC's from canon are annoying disgusting vermin. That's why were here." the next thing Iseto knew surrounding him were a number of Issei's In Name Only's(think lots of different powers like being the descendent of gods from different mythologies), Ichigo's In Name Only's(think of one with lots of powers like the Quincy's bow which isn't exactly something you'd see him with along with lots of Kido and hollow/arrancar/vizard energy attacks), Ichika's In Name Only's(well to be honest he isn't badass…..he's quite boring…reading the LN wasn't worth it), Shirou's In Name Only's(for some reason people tend to do completely unnecessary things like turn him into a devil or give him larger magic/demonic energy reserves, when he's already a Charlie Atlas Superpower, Badass Normal and example of Heart is An Awesome Power and have him do things like unnecessarily use things like Noble Phantasms when he doesn't need to like that akame cross I read, though he was more in-character to be honest) and OC's

"The both of you are finished." the NINO's smiled at those words, before one with the rinnegan who's smile was larger than the other's moved forward and said "Kuchiyose No Jutsu!"

The amount of smoke that appeared was massive. "Your dream of harem king is stupid. Both because it's perverted…." the smoke went away to reveal what was inside "….and that's because I/We already ARE/AM Harem King!"

Girls from different series Sekirei, Justice League, Young Justice, Infinite Stratos, Date A Live, High School DxD and many other series appeared. All ready to do battle.

Seeing what just happened threw Issei off his mind, making control of the giant jaeger….I meant giant Shonen Upgrade Armour go away. Naruto looked on dumbstruck at what happened to his fellow co-pilot….I meant shonen MC, that they had granted the many NINO's, other in Name Only characters and OC's the time to do their own final form!

All the NINO's, Other In Name Only's and OC's turned into massive amounts of energy and collided with one another. While the girls from all those series attacked Iseto, damaging the massive armour that could have crushed them.

The energy then reformed into a much smaller form.

(Recommended JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 2012 ( Avalon ))

Both Naruto and Issei regained their senses fast enough to swipe away a few of the girls attacking, though the part that was Issei of Iseto made sure to avoid hitting his friends even as he was hit by an Extinguished Star from Rias. They then both momentarily ignored the haremettes attacking them to focus on the being before them.

It's physical appearance could be said to easily put the work of a greek sculpture's to shame as it easily surpassed any being to the point of looking so perfect that it was inhuman. The amount of power it radiated was for a moment sensed only once, and it went from massively large to completely immeasurable.

There was no doubt that this was the Ultimate Protagonist!

"SI"

(pronounced Es-Ai)

The ultimate protagonist combined all the great and powerful traits of all characters both antagonists and protagonists and easily surpassed them in every single category.

"SI" was a shinigami, quincy, arrancar, vizard, fullbringer, jinchuuriki of the juubi, shinobi, possessor of all kekkai genkai including three Dojutsu, master of all jutsu's, magi, mage, magus, warlock, priest, exorcist, shaman, psychic, esper, sorcerer, mutant, youkai, ayakashi, demon, devil, fallen angel, angel, spirit, eldritch abomination from a neighbouring planet, warrior, expert swordsman, genius, archer, rogue, death knight, IS pilot, gundam pilot, teigu user, holy sword user, demonic sword user, dragonborn, vampire, immortal, demigod, longinus-class sacred sear user, devil fruit User, alchemist, assassin, mercenary, expert gun user, IS engineer, spartan, space marine, male pandora, inquisitor, wizard, expert martial artist and many many more…

It was an impossible existence, that was what made it so powerful. It was truly incomprehensible. It kicked reason to the curb all while not being hot blooded…..truly there was no hope.

"Die."

Before Iseto knew it he/they were attacked by multiple attacks, spells and techniques that within the span of half a second managed to completely shatter the massive armour and separate the two.

"The readers will no longer have to suffer both your presences." "SI" held both Naruto and Issei down by the neck and crushed them till their breaths were gone. It's abilities made it so that even attempted intervention from either Ddraig of the Bijuu wouldn't work even if they tried to try.

The last thing on both their minds were how cruel the author was to do that, probably did it for the lulz anyway and see the reviewers reactions.

After they were dead. "SI" puked two forms a NINO and a IINO, both entered the dead bodies by literally stepping inside their mouths before "SI" send them to their home series. The series would probably do better now that that's over.

BAD END

Author's Notes:This is a parody. A terrible parody. It's shitty writing. Call me whatever you want for posting this;hypocrite, asshole, canon NAZI, shitty writer, shitty filipino(that's low you freaking racists. Plus I don't even play DOTA). But as one person said before and I'm quoting

"This website is fanfiction. Do you know what the meaning of Fan' and fiction?

where people are free to use THEIR imagination. There's no character rules should be like what you describe. We free to do what we want.

you cannot change that.

if you do not like it, YOU do not have to read IT. Ignore all of that. you want to read some story about canon Naruto or Issei, right?. Read the manga or Ln/Anime! goddamit.

let OOC, or oc, or whatever you called it roaming free.

you're just a hypocritical bastard who don't have anything to do other than rambling like an idiot.

sorry about my engrishu...

english not my first language. i Still have many thing to say, but our language barrier make it hard to do."

I'm an asshole I freely admit that, but as those guys from before said we're free to write what we want no matter how stupid it is or how much we bash(I'm guilty though I stopped)guys like Issei and demote him into everybody's Butt Monkey while ignoring ANY of his redeeming qualities for whatever reason you want to justify whatever shit he'll be put through. Also I have terrible grammar I know besides I only spent an hour doing this.

PS. If you really don't like my fic then don't read or flame…oh wait someone else said that and he did it right here!