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Chapter 1:Naruto and Issei Are Curbstomped!

High School DxD Verse

Life was going normally for Issei Hyoudou, it was a day after the formation of DxD when he was chosen to save the world!

"Wait. What?" asked Issei as he was walking to Kuoh Gakuen alongside Asia, Rias, Akeno, Xenovia, Koneko, Irina and Ravel, basically everyone inside the Hyoudou Residence that attended Kuoh Gakuen, while 90% of the student body was planning on murdering him on account for gaining a harem that included practically every single bishoujo within!, he had heard the a*** incompetent narrator's stupid bashing anti-NTRuto voice and had absolutely no idea where it came from.

"Seriously where's that voice coming from?" said Issei as he looked around only to confuse his friends. "What voice are you talking about Issei?" asked Rias with a little concern on his face

"I SAID ISSEI HYOUDOU YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!" Issei looked up to where he heard the narrator's voice only for some scary portal to open up that looked like a storm, upon which a giant arm came and grabbed Issei

"""""""ISSEI!""""""" shouted Asia, Rias, Akeno, Xenovia, Koneko, Irina and Ravel as the arm brought Issei into the weird portal really fast before closing…..

"What just happened?" said a few people who like most humans in the DxD world had no idea that they were not alone. I'm not saying aliens…..

Meanwhile…

Naruto Verse

Unlike Issei Hyoudou life was NOT going normally for Naruto Uzumaki. At the moment he was in a battle alongside Sasuke(plus Sakura, Kakashi and Obito plus maybe eventually the Edo Tensei'd Hokages)against their greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandmother….who's power greatly surpassed them both by a massive margin, no kidding.

"Oiroke Gyaku Haremu no Jutsu!" said Naruto as he used the "that technique" Sasuke and him were referring to instead of some easily predictable Sealing Jutsu, surprisingly enough it actually surprised his ancestor long enough to deliver a hit that knocked back Kaguya Otsutsuki.

"Your not the only one who helped make Ninja Hist-"

"NARUTO UZUMAKI YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN UNLIKE THAT OTHER GUY I'M NOT GONNA WAIT FOR AWHILE!" suddenly a massive arm grabbed Naruto quickly, the surprise stopped everyone long enough for it to bring Naruto inside the portal and vanish…."Okay we're screwed." said Sasuke who at the moment was humble enough to recognise that he really needed Naruto's help. Everyone looked on to see Kaguya do the same thing she did earlier with Black Zetsu

They really were screwed. No need to say it but this a*** of an author just wants too!

Somewhere Between the Fourth Wall…..Verse

""What happened?"" said both Issei and Naruto as they woke up to find themselves in the Somewhere Between The Fourth Wall…..Verse.

"HELLO ISSEI HYOUDOU AND NARUTO UZUMAKI WELCOME TO THE FOURTH WALL." said a strange disembodied voice with no physical body

"Hey bring me back I have to fight Kaguya, dattebayo!" said Naruto as he raged in the wrong direction….or no direction because the voice was coming from all directions anyway

"What the hell is going on!?" asked Issei as he pointed ti the completely colourless sky

"YOU KNOW THIS'LL TAKE A LONG WHILE SO I'M JUST GONNA SKIP THROUGH THE FULL EXPLANATION ETC! YOU DON'T LIKE IT WELL FINE!"

""What?""

A full explanation and demonstration and show later…

"Wow people hate me…no surprise there to be honest." said Issei in a totally calm manner, while he was secretly thinking of how those guys who hated him were really weird. They called him a pervert, well admittedly he is one. But they don't complain when his replacement basically does all of what he does, simply because the replacement isn't so open about his love for women's bodies like him…..wait a minute, "HEY I'M STILL A VIRGIN HOW COME THOSE GUYS HAVE ALREADY LOST THEIR VIRGINITY AND I HAVEN'T?!" once more thinking of perverted thoughts Issei shouted to the heavens

'Okay this guy really reminds me of Jiraiya-sensei' thought Naruto as he went on and started thinking on how he had 'fans', well no surprise there practically the whole village stopped seeing him as simply Kurama's Jinchuuriki after awhile and practically considered him a hero. But these 'fans' may as well not be fans in the first place. They called him stupid, idiotic, a clown, immature, a moron, weak(!) among other things and saw him depending on Kurama's chakra as a sign that he wasn't in their words "Naruto isn't badass at all he's just an annoying stupid teenager…..we can make him 'better'" he shivered at the thought

"OKAY NOW THAT YOUR THOUGHTS ARE DONE I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO YOUR DEATHS….I MEANT TO YOUR MISSION."

"Just send us both back to our homes, NOBLES-san!" shouted Issei, "He's right I have to fight Kaguya!"

NO TIME YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THE NTRuto NOW!

Suddenly Naruto and Issei were thrown across the Somewhere between the Fourth Wall….Verse by a pair of giant hands

""NOT AGAIN!"" ""AAAAAAAAAAGGHH!"" screamed Issei and Naruto as they were flung across a really large span of space while they suddenly entered their respective supermodes in Mid Air

Issei's Balance Breaker Scale Mail suddenly formed on his body, the red armour resembling a dragon covered Issei's entire form making it so that he could fly once more. Whereas Naruto's Rikudo Senjutsu suddenly activated, quickly covering him in energy before giving him back his chakra cloak and forming a number of Gudodama around him. Both Naruto and Issei quickly regained control and stopped themselves from falling and were now flying through the colourless expanse before them.

[It's been a few minutes partner] said Ddraig as he communicated with his host Issei, "Where've you been?"

[He was playing poker with the rest of us.] said Kurama, "You guys play poker?" asked Naruto

[We Bijuu have to find a way to past the time you know.] said Kurama, [Believe me when your only source of company is an old monk with very limited space you've gotta find someone to play with] commented Shukkaku to which the Bijuu agreed, [Naruto we have to get back to our world. Right away so let's just kill this NTRuto that a*** was talking about already]

"May as well." said Naruto, with issei silently agreeing. They were going to continue flying through the Somewhere Between The Fourth rse, when suddenly they were hit by a Getsuga Tensho!

"What was that!" said Issei as he quickly manoeuvred away from the Getsuga Tensho and looked on the ground to see someone who looked almost exactly like Naruto except he was wearing a black Shhakusho and holding a giant cleaver blade, "Getsuga Tensho!" another Getsuga Tensho was fired at them to which Issei responded in kind

[BoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoost!] Issei fired his Dragon Shot against his enemy. Only for him to also attack with his own energy attack, "Cero Oscuras" a massive laser of pitch black energy easily dwarfed and engulfed the Dragon Shot causing Issei to be blown back, "Aaaaaaagghh!"

[PARTNER!] "I'm alright Ddraig"

"Bijuudama Rasenshuriken!" with Kurama's help Naruto added his wind element to a Gudodama threw it at the enemy only for it to just pass through him, "No it can't be he's got Kamui!" surprised by this Naruto demanded who his opponent was, "Who the hell are you!?"

The figure that looked so much like Naruto but was in no way naruto at the same time had a very….uncanny appearance, hearing what he said next wasn't exactly good. "Heh, an idiot like you doesn't deserve the name Naruto!"

"What!?"

"Your stupid, naive, idealistic, unskilled, unversatile when it comes to your jutsu, and you depend on the power of the Kyuubi instead of your own!"

[What was that!?] said Kurama, enraged that someone would call his host weak especially after so many years of seeing Naruto prove that wrong. Even if Naruto had access to his chakra he had proven himself time and time again not someone to be underestimated. "Shut up Kurama and besides your supposed to be a female."

[What!?] Kurama could swear the other bijou the closest thing to his biological family were giggling

"I don't want to waste time with you annoying characters, I have a fic to enter and a main charter to repl-" suddenly the NTRuto was punched by Issei. "Shut upalready!"

"I'm talking right now. You do NOT interrupt ME while I am talking and telling you all how much you suck in comparison to me."

"What makes you better than either of us!? All I see is some dark emo b*** overpowered a*** with plenty of powers!" said Issei while he continued trying to hit NTRuto before NTRuto simply caught the punch in his hand and threw Issei away

"It seems I'll just have to show you how much better a protagonist I am than you. MARY SUE PILE UP TECHNIQUE!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Suddenly NTRuto was gone now there were…..more NTRuto's starting from Gilgamesh!Naruto, Vampire!Naruto, Prototype!Naruto, Freezing!Naruto, Zanka no Tachi!Naruto, Sternritter!Naruto, Dragonborn!Naruto, Tensa Zangetsu!Naruto, Magi!Naruto, Sky Flame!Naruto, Devil!Naruto, Angel!Naruto, Fallen Angel!Naruto, Yugioh Duelist!Naruto, Demigod!Naruto, Alchemist!Naruto, Spartan!Naruto, Exorcist!Naruto, Alucard!Naruto, Overlord!Naruto, Grey Warden!Naruto, Infinite Stratos!Naruto, Esper!Naruto, Uchiha!Naruto, Hyuuga!Naruto, Mokuton!Naruto, Rinnegan!Naruto, Strong!Naruto,Yokai!Naruto, Zombie!Naruto, Mystic Eyes of Death!Naruto, Infinite Blades Works!Naruto, Boosted Gear!Naruto, Overpowered!Naruto, Immortal Naruto, Smart!Naruto, Intelligent!Naruto….the list could go on so let's skip it

"It's been nice knowing you Issei." said Naruto, at the moment the both of them were stuck in a truly unwinnable situation, for those who complained about how Naruto and Sasuke couldn't possibly win against Kaguya…well this is worse

"Wait. Let's not give up just yet. Your power at it's base is far greater than mine, Ddraig told me. Do you know what my power is besides doubling my power, Naruto?"

"What?" "It's this!" [BoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoost!]

[TRANSFER!] 2 to the 14th power is 16384. 16384 times Naruto's Rikudo Senjutsu drastically increased Naruto's power, with this they just might win….

10 Minutes Later

…Or not.

Issei's Cardinal Crimson promotion shattered as he fell to the ground. No matter what he did everything was hopeless. He now damned the asshole that sent him here to this impossible fight. But at the same time he couldn't help but hate the NTRuto's every time they hit him they would go on and on how 'unlikable' as a person he was. The beating was brutal to say the least. Now bleeding profusely he looked to the other side to see Naruto who was still trying to resist. They both needed to get home. They both had friends and there was no way he was going to abandon ANY OF THEM!

[Your bleeding too much partner stop or you'll die] said Ddraig, while their relationship was vitrolistic they were truly friends. Issei was the first host he had that saw him as more than a source of power and bothered talking to him more often than most. Seeing him die would be a terrible experience.

"It looks like my words still haven't gotten to your head, Issei." said all the NTRuto's simultaneously before one with red eyes approached him, it was the Uchiha!Naruto…..he had a bad feeling like this "Your a pervert Issei and it's always funny to see perverts punished…Tsukuyomi!"

The next thing Issei knew he was chained to a wall and Uchiha!Naruto appeared before him. "For the next 24 hours you will receive punishment. Get ready Issei Hyoudou." the next thing Issei knew he was attacked by all of his friends. What occurred next was extremely horrible. The members of the ORC all attacked him with the intent to kill, it wasn't just them he could see familiar faces. Mom, Dad, Michael, Azazel, Sirzechs, Grayfia, Millicas, Vali, Kuroka, Le Fay, Odin, Matsuda & Motohama, Mil-Tan, Ophis….it was too much

"23 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds to go." said Uchiha!Naruto, "What it couldn't be only one second!"

"I don't feel like explaining now. This is what an unlikeable character like you deserves." It went on and on and on. By the time it was all over Issei was a blubbering wreck, foam was now coming from his mouth. [YOU BASTARDS!] Ddraig was there the whole time watching and he could do nothing, now his hatred swelled

[YOU'RE THE REAL UNLIKABLE CHARACTERS HERE! YOU CALL OUT MY PARTNER ON BEING PERVERTS AND YET YOU DO EVEN MORE! YOU'RE ALL SO FULL OF SHIT! I HOPE YOUR HAPPY NOW YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE!]

"Shut up Ddraig, forget about that pervert your gonna be his replacements Sacred Gear any-" the NTRuto's were rudely interrupted as Issei shouted "SHUT UP!"

"You came back from the brink of despair huh? Well that's impressive you know what I think we'll let you have a harem once were in a fic you'll get to keep Irina and Asia you may not be close to your shitty dream of Hare-"

DRAGON SHOT! one of the NTRuto's was hit by the Dragon Shot, specifically the "Overpowered!Naruto", "You pieces of shit are even more obsessed with harems than I am! When you come around every single girl in DxD turns into a shallow fangirl! Almost everything they think about is related to you assholes!" Issei's eyes were now burning with so much rage and hatred that in comparison to Obito, Issei's hatred was as large as a star whereas Obito's was the size of a candle's fire

"He's right!" Naruto got back up, "Why the hell are you even using my name! I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Your NOT!"

Both Issei and Naruto regained their supermodes. Even if they knew it was complete and utterly hopeless they still had to fight.