Hey guys! Welcome to the first chapter of "Frozen Skylox"! Basically, different Minecraft Youtubers are going to replace the characters from "Frozen". There will not be any smut/lemons in this story because number one, this is originated from a children's movie and number two, gross. Something to take note of: because I am a loyal Skyarmy recruit, there is not going to be any ice in this story. Instead of ice and snow, there will be budder in its place. By the way, this story can be in Minecraft life or it can be in real life or even animated, you decide! Anyways, I hope you all enjoy this chapter!
Note: I do not own "Frozen". I do own this story, however.
Warning: Some chapters will be just remakes of songs from the movie. In fact, every time there is a song in the movie, it will get its own chapter. Just wanted to let you all know in advance.
Budder Heart
A man holding a gigantic saw designed for cutting budder stands atop the solid budder lake, frowning. He sticks the saw into its surface and begins to pull it up and down until he is slowly making a track in the surface. Aside him, five other men copy his actions with their saws, two pulling their saws alongside the first man while the other three tug their saws away from the others. The silence is unbearable as the men work, so they begin to sing a song.
Born of cold and refrigerator air and goat milk combining.
More men disembark from their sleighs while carrying pitchforks made of iron. One man begins to dig into the surface with his pick. A few feet away, another man begins to mine. A few more feet away, a man swings his pitchfork in time with the others. A fourth man joins the small crowd and the four men swing their pitchforks at the same time, hitting the buddery surface of the lake with equal amount of force. It eventually breaks off into a large chunk of budder and floats away from the men rapidly.
This majestic force both foul and fair has a golden heart worth mining.
Three men with picks push a chunk of budder towards the four men with pitchforks. The men cut the chunk of budder into four pieces, so that each one can stab his piece and slide it over to the next man. From the sleigh area, a little boy with dark, curly hair walks next to a small, furry bacca while carrying a raw fish. The bacca looks captivated by the sight of the fish, just as the little boy's eyes widen when he sees the huge lake full of budder. The boy looks over at the bacca and holds out the fish. The bacca takes a big bite but saves half of the fish for the kid, who also takes a big bite and then puts the tail of the fish into his pocket. Back on the lake, a man carrying a large, iron pick smacks a chunk of budder with his pick and pulls it onto shore. He pulls the pick out of the chunk and chops the budder block in half cleanly. Another man uses a strange metal tool to pull a large chunk of budder out of the lake as deep singing voices can be heard all around the lake.
So cut through the heart, cold and clear. Strike for love and strike for fear. See the beauty, calm and queer. Split the budder apart and break the golden heart! (Hup! Ho!)
Two men set up a large, wooden ramp that leads to a sleigh while another man lifts a pulley. Near them, a fourth man swings at the buddery surface with his pick, sweat dripping from his face. As more men walk towards the cracks in the lake, the dark haired child dances to the song with his bacca, laughing joyfully. He falls behind in the line and notices this, so the boy and the bacca hurry to catch up with the other men.
Watch your step! Let it go! Hup! Ho! Watch your step! Let it go!
Once at the huge crack in the lake, three men swing their gigantic metal plier-looking tools at large chunks of budder with a yell. Next to them, the little boy swings his smaller pair of pliers at a smaller chunk of budder, but accidentally drops it just as it touches the surface. The chunk falls back into the lake, splashing golden water onto the boy's face, which his bacca licks off immediately. The three men abandon the kid and hold the plier-thingys high into the air, the chunks of budder still clamped between the two prongs. Two men leap across the budder lake easily while carrying their picks and back away as a huge, spiked chunk of smashes into where they were standing just a mere second ago. With as much force as they can muster, the men swing their picks into the spiky chunk somewhat angrily.
Majestic! Powerful! Dangerous! Cold! Budder has a magic that can't be controlled.
A brown horse pulls a spiked plow across the budder as a man walks behind it while pushing it forward. Four more men and their horses join the man, their plows digging deep into the beautiful surface. Near the men and their horses, an iron pick slices a budder chunk into two halves with ease.
Stronger than one! Stronger than ten! Stronger than a hundred men! Ha!
Back on the abandoned surface of the lake, the little boy latches his set of pliers onto his chosen chunk and closes his eyes. He's been dreaming of owning a golden ingot for years, and there's no way that he'll give up now. With as much strength as he can, the boy swings his arms up into the air and hoists the chunk completely out of the golden water, causing it to fall onto the surface next to him. The force of it all caused the kid to topple over, and he would have fallen into the lake if not for his bacca, who quickly caught him and put him back onto land. The boy then swings his pliers into the chunk rapidly until a golden ingot drops out of it. He picks up the ingot and smiles. Far away from the boy and the bacca, men slide the budder chunks out of the golden water and onto the ramp of the wooden sleigh, where they are pulled inside of it. More men walk alongside the sleighs, each carrying a large chunk of budder on his shoulder. One man with a thick beard lights up a lantern with a match, and several other men do the same. Three wooden poles are set up and the lantern dangles in between them, emitting a soft green glow. Two men attack a chunk of budder with their picks while another oversees. This is repeated several times until the chunk splits into two parts and a golden ingot falls to the ground.
Born of cold and refrigerator air and goat milk combining.
This majestic force both foul and fair has a golden heart worth mining.
The overseer and the two men drop whatever they are holding and fight over the ingot furiously. In each location, once the golden ingot drops to the ground, the three men nearest to it fight for it. Eventually, one man grabs ahold of the ingot and runs with it towards the nearest sleigh. The winners of the so-called gold fights climb into one sleigh and speed away from the other two, which are quickly loaded by the losers. The losers all sigh and look at the darkened sky miserably, knowing that they have spent all day trying to get enough money to feed their families but failed.
So cut through the heart, cold and clear, strike for love and strike for fear.
There's riches and there's danger here; split the chunks apart.
Beware the golden heart.
The two sleighs filled with the unlucky men follow the winning sleigh once the sun's light has completely gone. Meanwhile, the little boy takes out an amethyst, a packet of matches, and a string. He strikes a match against the box and after many hours, his small budder ingot is melted. The boy puts on fireproof gloves after tossing the match into the lake. He then carefully separates the golden mess into many small balls with tiny holes in them, just large enough for the string. The kid puts half of the golden balls onto the string and then slides the amethyst next to them. He then puts the rest of the golden balls onto the string and lifts the completed necklace in the air. The boy then ties the string around his neck and the second it is tied, the amulet begins to emit a purple glow. "Cool!" the boy says excitedly. Suddenly, the bacca is nudging against his shoulder and whimpering a bit. "What is it, Jerome?" the kid asks. Jerome whines and looks at the trail the sleighs have made when they left. "Aww man!" the boy says, and he and his bacca run towards the tracks hurriedly, using the purple light coming from the boy's amulet as a flashlight.
Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Be sure to leave a review if you're enjoying this story as much as I am writing it. Yes, I wanted Jerome to take the place of Sven because he's the only hairy Youtuber I could think of. Anyways, have a great day/morning/afternoon/night and I will see you all in the next chapter!