AN: i wanted to make a funny one shot. Here it is.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or the song 'what does the fox say'.
"What does the fox say?!" Goten shouted with the music that was blasting out of the stereo. He held his mothers hairbrush in his hands.
"Goten! Come out here, now!" Trunks yelled, cutting off his friend. While listening to the song that his comrade was singing, he had a great plan.
The radio came to a stop, and a couple of seconds later, he came out of his room. He had his goofy grin on his face, happy that Trunks was back. "Yes?"
"My mom, dad, and sister are here." Trunks told him, grinning mischievously.
"Yeah, so? So is my mom and dad. What about it?" He shut his door, following his lavender haired friend to the main room.
Now is his chance. He leaned over to Goten. "I have a plan. The song that you were just singing, I have a great idea for it. Here is what's gonna happen..." he whispered the plan to the eager teen.
"That's a great idea, Trunks. I wish I would have thought that up." Smiling, they entered the main room, where everybody was in what looked like some sort of circle.
"Hey everybody, we would like to ask you a question, separately. You in?" Trunks asked, and the sound died down.
They all agreed yes, in their own ways.
"Okay, Goten, lets start with you. What does the fox say?" Trunks started. A collection of groans rang out.
"Ring-ding-ding-ding dingeringding!" Goten sang out. Then, he pointed to Trunks. "What does the fox say?"
The lavender haired boy jumped up. "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! What does the fox say, Goku?" Trunks continued, pointing to the powerful sayian, who was nodding his head, totally into the song.
Goku started moving his hips in a circle, and sang, "HATEE-HATEE-HATEE-HO!" He then stopped, looking at everybody else.
"Um, daddy, do what me and Trunks did. Say the one liner, then call a name." Goten explained in the awkward quietness.
"Oh, okay." Goku gazed around the room, picking out his target. "What does the fox say, Chichi?" He sang in his way off pitch voice.
Chichi facepalmed, growing red. "Do I have to?"
"Yes, Chi, do it. Don't be a party pooper." Her husband told her, sticking out his tongue.
"No. I will not do it." She replied, looking up, face beat red.
"Do it Chichi, the boys want to have a good time." Bulma said. Everybody looked at her. "What? They do. Obviously they wouldn't have done it if they didn't want to."
"Fine." Goku's wife groaned. Then she smiled with a glint in her eye. The gaze was directed at the bluenette. "Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoff. What does the fox say, Bulma?"
"Come on, you didn't even sing it, mommy!" Goten whined. The others laughed.
A grin graced the happy Bulma's face. "Jacha-chaea-chow, what does the fox say, Bulla?" She sang in a high tone.
Bulla's face went deathly white. "There is no way I am singing that."
"Come on, you sing it with your friends all the time. And in the shower. It kills me to hear you say that." Trunks cracked, laughing.
"Dude, I will kill you. I will now sing that song." She shot a glare at her brother, who made a face back her.
"Come on, Bulla. I will take you out shopping if you do." Their mother bribed.
Bulla lit up. "Really?" At the nod, she grinned. "Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! What does the fox say, dad?" She screeched, due to her happiness.
A silence followed, and they all looked at Vegeta, who stood leaning against the wall, arms crossed, and trademark look on his face.
"Dad?" Trunks asked cautiously, stepping back.
Silence.
"Honey?"
Silence, and then, "Go die." He smirked.