Game 9 (Alfedo and the fettucine)
Marisa: Finally after a long day of taking that good break of going to the outdoors lets picked up where we left of.
Alice: I threw up half way, I had to go and sleep for three days.
Patchouli: I couldn't leave them alone even though i wanted to….
Marisa: Oh come on guys! This is gonna be awesome since our brains had their breaks and now play video games
Patchouli: Does it come with bullets and magic?
Marisa: It comes with a bag full of crap, you know the fresh ones
Alice: Oh what ballzies of a game are we playing
Marisa: ITS! Alfredo
Patchouli: sounds Spanish like
Marisa: how do you know
Patchouli: Just sounds like it, when i say it or read it…..kinda does
Alice: Id say its a game made by a certain someone who needs a life by slapping a name there.
Marisa: There there Alice I'm sure theres a good game here some where….over the rainbow
Alice: uuu…..why…
Patchouli: didn't know you would make such a noise
Alice: desperate time calls for desperate measures
Marisa: Its actually Alfredo and the Fettucine
Alice: Translate!
Patchouli: Its a Italian Pasta that you can say its a flat thick noodle, very delicious actually.
Alice: So the game is about food
Patchouli: I dont know watch Marisa and it maybe it will
Marisa: Behold how good I'm gonna blow off this game (2 player/ game start)
Patchouli: Your in a kitchen and they got my usual color panel by default.
Alice: It does! See you got all those purples exempt the window, the floor, and the chief guy.
Marisa: So am i going to make pastas? Because the title sounds like a cooking game right?
Alice: the game is a lie.
Patchouli: Everything in this game is a lie, cant believe they made me look impress because of the choices of colors.
Marisa: So am i cooking or just slapping my pan scooper looking thing to the ground, guys! i dunno what to do.
Alice: Any interaction whats on front of you?
Marisa: No not really
Patchouli: So its just a move and slap right?
Marisa: pretty much, sad thoughts…
Patchouli: Its painful to look at
Alice: I think in the right theres stuff to look for, maybe a switch or something
Marisa: Oh right lets check it out
Patchouli: Marisa look out theres a fast moving pasta looking thin- oh too late
(turn head dead animation)
Marisa:…..wat…..
Alice: You got killed by a weird looking pasta with legs
Marisa:….You know…..Iv seen, heard, tasted bad cooking and this. This is going to far
Patchouli: It had legs? I didn't see it
Alice: Introducing the worst cooking show in video game history by a guy who can turn his head clockwise creeping out the audience.
Marisa: I would bet this game is inspired a bad cooking show, "the attack of the walking Pasta."
Patchouli: You guys make it sound like its from a horror movie that had its focus of a pasta monster.
Alice: Actually that would make it better! The pasta monster is the enemies and you are this scientist chief who's only goal is to kill of what he created.
Marisa:Does it have like pasta puns when it talks?
Alice: I dunno but its gonna be too stupid and obvious since its a pasta monster.
Patchouli: Ask me why does the chief's head turns when it dies
Marisa: You see he's a robot with a rotating head
Patchouli: A wha?
Alice: More like a broken android trying to cook
Marisa: It would be creepy but ok! Here you go Alice, your turn
Alice: I guess i'll have to beat this cooking disaster
Patchouli: Good luck.
Marisa: Don't die from pastas with legs!
Alice: You're not helping. now time to kill some food with legs
Patchouli: (heh)
Marisa: Thats rare for you to show a (heh)
Patchouli: Shut it…..
Alice: Marisa everything repeats and telling you the truth, I'm getting bored on this so I'm going to kill myself
Marisa: Oh now you don't! You don't just leave your food you better finish it!
Patchouli: You unless if its bread
Alice: I don't wanna get fat
Patchouli: Bread makes you fat
Alice: Bread makes you fat?
Patchouli: its just a fact
Marisa: If its a big lump of bread yes but back to Alice finish the game or else we will make you eat fat bread!
Alice: You are evil you know that, (goes forward smacking Pasta thingies)
Patchouli: ever eaten doughnuts?
Marisa: Only in rarity of times but no
Patchouli: They are delicious, but they make you fat its deliciously gross
Marisa: No kidding really
Patchouli: Its like that on this game for me, the color is good but the game wise its gross
Marisa: I get it now, so this like a tasty like pain in the ass for you
Patchouli: its a weird thing when you have a favorite color in a game that just got -ahem- you know
Alice: I died from a sudden enemy spawn
Patchouli: I think this game is cursed. Think about it.
Marisa: I dont think so, i would have destroyed it if it was possessed
Alice: can Patchouli beat the game so that i can sleep
Patchouli: give me the controller
Marisa: Here ya go
Patchouli: I swear this game taunts me
Marisa: It probably has its best or worst days.
Alice: Its probably pissed
Marisa: we gave it emotions (haha)
Patchouli: Slap go forward, slap go forward, this game is straight forward an thats it
Marisa: you are always doing good
Patchouli: Its like a puzzle piece you know when you try turning it over and over till you get it
Alice: Oh good you are almost finished!
Patchouli: almost thereeeeeee and got it!
Marisa: YAY level two
Patchouli: Wow i can do this
Alice: Yay….
Marisa: So are you going to press start or do nothing
Patchouli: I am but it would let me like the game froze or something
Alice: the game gave up!
Patchouli: (finger gun to head) phuew! (pretend dead)
Marisa: poor Patchy
Alice: so close till the game crapped on her
Marisa: i guess ill (reset/ start)
Patchouli: I hate it when this game does that! Why this game! Why!
Alice: its possessed!
Patchouli: Evil…
Marisa: Wait will the next game were gonna play does not crap you off
Alice: I think Patchouli is crying
Patchouli: shut up…