In Hyrule, there were three wolves. The three wolves were named Wolf Link, Timber, and Lillian. Wolf Link was a black and white wolf, the main hero. Timber was a golden wolf and Wolf Link's best friend. Lillian, also known as Lillian the Defiant, was a cannibal wolf and Timber's evil twin. This is a story about how Wolf Link and Timber fed a cannibal a Snickers bar.

Wolf Link, Timber, and Lillian were hanging out at Hyrule castle with Princess Zelda. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

"I'll answer it!" Lillian called out.

Nobody could stop her because she was already heading to the door. She pulled the door open using her teeth. It was Ilia at the door.

"Ilia?! What are you doing way out here?!" Lillian asked.

"I was looking for Link! He's been running off more lately!" Ilia said.

"Well, forget Link! Now go home!" Lillian yelled.

Princess Zelda hurried to the door and spoke, "I'm sorry, Lillian is in a bad mood right now. Please, come in!"

Ilia walked over to where Wolf Link and Timber were.

"So, Link, this is where you've been running off to! You'd rather hang out with three other girls than Epona! What a shameful person you are!" Ilia yelled.

Wolf Link looked shocked.

Timber defended him, "Link's not here just to hang out with us, he's on a break. Besides, Epona is just outside."

"I don't trust you," Ilia said.

Lillian ran over and bit Ilia's arm and made her scream.

"Bad Lillian! We don't bite our guests!" Princess Zelda scolded and hit Lillian over the head with a rolled up newspaper.