"Know Your Stars: Ever After High Edition"

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Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Ever After High or All That. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the author of the Ever After High books, Shannon Hale, and All That and it's "Know Your Stars" sketch. Anyway, this is a fun little parody and I really hope you enjoy it. Oh, and if you havent heard of the Know Your Stars sketch, go to YouTube and check them out. They're that hilarious. Anyway, enjoy!

Chapter 1: Raven Queen

Raven Queen stepped inside a dark room filled with a sparkly floor that had stars all around it.

"Well, this looks glamourous." Raven Queen replied, "I wonder why Briar invited me here. She told me this was a party. Maybe I must be early."

As soon as Raven took her seat, a voice suddenly came out of nowhere.

Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars...

Suddenly, Raven was confused by the male voice.

"Um, Briar?" Raven raised her eyebrow, "Is that you?"

No, this is your mother. Of course, this isn't Briar. I'm actually the Know Your Stars announcer.

"Know your stars?" Raven raised her eyebrow again, "Never heard of that."

"You never heard of Know Your Stars?" The announcer gasped, "Well, just sit and find out."

"Okay then." Raven nodded.

Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars! Raven Queen... is the daughter of Snow White!

However, Raven chuckled at that little lie.

"Um, actually announcer guy, that would be Apple White." Raven corrected him, "She's the daughter of Snow White, and not me. I'm actually the daughter of the Evil Queen, who was bad, heartless and someone I wouldn't want to follow my footsteps in. Besides, I'm following my own destiny.

Raven Queen... hates Apple White.

"You serious?" Raven raised her eyebrow, "I love my sister. I care about her very much than I do my destiny. Just because she orders me to follow my story, that doesn't mean that I hate her hate her.

Are you suuuuuuuuuure?

"Yes, I am sure." Raven spoke sternly, "You say like I'm lying, but I'm not, so let's just drop it, okay?"

If you say so. Raven Queen... wants to rape Apple White and take her place as the next Snow White!

"WHAT?!" Raven gasped, "Okay, that's bullcrap if I heard it! I already told you I love my sister deep down, why in the hex would I rape my sister? It's wrong and you know it.

I don't care. It would make a good incest film.

Meanwhile, Raven looked a bit disgusted by the announcer's confession.

"Good god, are you sick?" Raven cringed, "I would never even do anything to Apple! I'm certain you would since you're a sick demented pervert! But even if you did, I would stop you from doing that!"

And now you know Raven Queen, the next Snow White!

However, the announcer's constant irritation forced Raven Queen to draw out her black magic. She finally grew sick and tired of the announcer's lies.

"Okay, that's it!" Raven shouted violence, "C'mon out so I can thrash you like the rat that you are!"

Ooooh, I'm shaking!

"Oh, you're gonna be once I find where you are!" Raven shouted again as the camera backed away from her, "And when I do, I'll rip your lips out and reach them to your butt. That way you'll be kissing your own butt while the world watches! That'll be hexellent for me and not for you. Count on it!"

Well, that's it for Raven! I'm certain she's gotta be on a flipping rampage about that.

Anyway, who do you want me to torture next? Feedbacks are welcome, fellow fairy tales!