So while I love all my fandoms, I'm being a bad mother and favoring Marvel right now. And I am also blatantly not following the comics. This is set after the events of the Winter Soldier but for some reason *SPOILER* Steve found Bucky again, SHIELD is still up and running, and Loki isn't fake-dead.And they are all friends. OH and Coulson is alive and everyone knows.

Disclaimer: I unfortunately don't own Bucky.

All the rest of the characters:…

Me: SORRY! I LOVE YOU GUYS TOO! I also don't own Marvel.

Tony had an idea. It was a genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist-worthy idea. It was such an awesome idea that Tony didn't watch what he was doing and poured hot coffee on himself.

"Ow. IT BURNS!" the genius billionaire playboy philanthropist shouted, dancing up and down like a little child and shaking out the front of his shirt.

But even the scalding hot coffee could not dampen the excitement of his wonderful idea. What is the idea, you ask? Tony wanted the Avengers to live with him at Stark Tower! (trumpet fanfare!) And for better or for worse, he would make it happen.

"PEPPER!" Tony bawled, "I have this cool idea!"

"Ms. Potts is currently in the shower, sir." JARVIS said.

Steve, the ever punctual soldiers, was the first to arrive at Stark Tower. He did not think that all the Avengers living in a tower together was a good idea. As a matter of fact, he thought it was a very bad idea. But it was at a moment like this that he realized that Tony would stop at nothing to get them all together, and then his mothering tendencies came out and he knew that there had to be a responsible figure (besides Pepper) to make sure Tony and Clint didn't invent indoor firecrackers and convince Thor they were the edible type of crackers or something…..

Steve huffed a little nervously. He also had to make sure Tony was okay if he brought a friend who certainly couldn't be left behind.

"Are you sure they'll like me?" the Winter Soldier asked, his voice muffled by his mask.

"Sure they'll like you!" Steve said quickly, "Everyone likes you, Buck."

Bucky tried to stick out his lower lip, but found his mask got in the way. Bucky pouted nervously. Steve frowned as the elevator dinged and opened up in Stark's kitchen.

"Capsicle!" Tony shouted, "Who's that?"

"This is Bucky Barnes, my best friend. I hope you don't mind if he…um…stays?" Steve asked anxiously.

"No, it's cool!" Tony grabbed Bucky's metal arm, "Wow, this is advanced stuff. Think I could experiment on it?"

"Tony!" Steve squeaked in horror, while Bucky stared in utter surprise.

"Sorry, Cap. It's a cool arm, though."

"Please stop talking about it. He gets shy about his arm!" Steve hissed.

The elevator dinged again and Natasha and Clint walked into the kitchen.

"Tasha! Legolas!" Tony forgot about Steve immediately.

Natasha glared a little suspiciously at Bucky before greeting Tony. Clint glared a little suspiciously at Steve before greeting Tony. Steve awkwardly nodded at them. Bucky got distracted by a dust bunny.

There was a sudden flash of lighting outside the window, followed by an ominous boom.

"My FRIENDS! I am HERE!" Thor shouted. A few moments later he strode into the kitchen, dragging an extremely sulky Loki by one arm. "Man of IRON I have RECEIVED your message. I am DELIGHTED by your invitation and SO is LOKI."

"Absolutely pleased." Loki said dully.

Clint jumped about three feet in the air (in a very manly way) and aimed an arrow at Loki. "What—what the hell is he doing here?" he sputtered.

"Do not FEAR Eye of Hawk, for my brother is REFORMED."

"Good as gold." Loki said flatly.

The elevator dinged again and Bruce entered the kitchen and stared a little warily at Loki and the Winter Soldier.

"So…um…."

"BRUCIE!"Tony squealed, attacking his science bro in a very manly hug.

"Director Nick Fury is sending you a message, sir." JARVIS suddenly said, making Bucky fall flat on his back in fear.

The TV turned on to Fury's face, glaring at them with his good eye. "Stark, I do not want you all monkeying around that tower and messing up Manhattan, you hear?"

Tony gave the TV a thumbs-up.

"Once I hear you all start making trouble, I want you all out of Stark Tower."

"Yes sir." Steve said meekly.

"I got my EYE on you!" the TV turned off.

"So, let's see." Tony turned around, "Legolas is here, check! Point Break, Reindeer Games, Capsicle, Awesome-one-arm-guy, Tasha, and Brucie. Yay! Everyone is here! Now, how about movie night?"

"Let us watch that MOVIE about that FISH who is KIDNAPPED!" Thor boomed.

"No Thor." Loki said firmly. "We have watched Finding Nemo fifteen times in the past week."

"But it is a GOOD MOVIE." Thor sulked.

"We could watch Robin Hood." Clint suggested.

"We could watch the Bourne Legacy." Natasha said, "There's that guy in it who looks like Clint."

"I haven't seen Star Wars yet…" Steve spoke up.

Everyone (except Bucky) turned to the Captain with open mouths.

"You…you poor child!" Tony squeaked.

So they ended up watching Star Wars that night. Though everyone regretted it, because every five seconds Thor would interrupt with a "I do not UNDERSTAND the Force. My LIGHTNING is much BETTER!"