Hi guys! I just want to say I know I probably shouldn't start another story but I got this idea and it took off to Vegas, got married, got divorced, made a movie and sooner or later I realized that I had written over 4 pages. If you haven't checked out my other story New Beginnings a Sesshomaru and Kagome fanfic please do. But please no flamers because I do have a fire extinguisher ready (Evil Leer) BUT this is going to be a yaoi between Grimmjow and Ichigo, Shinji and Nnoitra and with 3rd favorite couple EVER Ulquiorra and Hanataro. Ichigo and Shinji are my secret obsession and they are cross dressers along with some other personal favorites of mine!YAY! Please enjoy!
I know Aizen is an asshole but I love him too much to make him completely evil so in this he is going to be the biggest pervert alive! BEWARE!
Hint: The words in Italics are flashbacks. I am doing the first part of my story like this in order for it to make sense to everyone who isn't in my head Enjoy!
"In the beginning there were 13 great empires also called the Gotei Thirteen. Each of those empires had a ruler who had proved themselves more than worthy to take their place as the king of their state. The head king who had been ruling well over a thousand years was the oldest and strongest of these kings, Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto. Yamamoto in a way viewed his empire as the ideal state. He expected a strict and orderly conduct of all of the states. His thirteen children were a mix of all races and classes from all over the kingdom. They ranged from the richest and proudest of families to the poorest and most downtrodden. Now they weren't all exactly his biological children he adopted all of them and expected them to have their own children and subordinates. Yamamoto himself was the captain of the First Division which was the highest rank of the Gotei Thirteen. They always deal with any emergency swiftly, with quick decisions and equally quick actions. The Second Division is associated with the Stealth Force. The Third Division had no special duties. The Fourth Division is known for its medical work. The Fifth Division had no special duties although they are highly trained by their captain. The Sixth Division had no special duties, but is seen as a model division by the other Shinigami and is known for its strict adherence to the rules. The Seventh Division had no special duties. The Eighth Division has no special duties. The Ninth Division is always on standby as it is the security force of the Gotei 13 it also oversaw all art and culture. The Tenth Division had no special duties. The Eleventh Division is well known for its brute military force with a specialization of sword-only combat. The Twelfth Division is the scientific research division and has been the home of the Shinigami Research and Development Institute for many years. The Thirteenth Division had no special duties. Even though-"
"This is a boring bedtime story can we get to the fighting already?"
"But Daddy if those divisions hads no spechial duties is they worthless?"
"You always ask dumb questions Neliel."
"Nnoi quit bheing a snagglewart!"
"What did you say brat"
"Nnoitra your sister is allowed to express her opinions."
"Then I'm allowed too! Right?"
"Yes but you should respect other people feelings as well."
There was a mumble of words.
"What was that Nnoitra?"
"Yes Papa."
"Good boy. Now I'm going to put the rest of your sister and your brothers to bed. We have a big day tomorrow."
"Are you ready princess?" Aizen picked up Nel and strolled out of the room. Behind her father's back, she stuck her tongue out at Nnoitra.
He mouthed the words "you wait and see."
She just grinned. She loved baiting her brother like this. It was always fun.
Nnoitra looked around the room at his brothers. They were an odd bunch his family. Starrk was a sweet looking boy with soft brown hair and grey eyes that carried somethingthat shouldnt be there although he had no idea why or what. He was always sleeping. The lazy bum.
Then there was Yammy he was a giant compared to everyone, he even topped some of the 6th graders at their school. He had mocha colored skin and a big nose that had been broken too many times. Results of him mouthing off to the wrong people. Starrk and Yammy were the oldest by a year. Then there was Nnoitra with his black hair and violet colored eyes. He was hothead who loved to fight and get stronger. He was extremely thin but it was purely muscle… at least in his mind. He often got teased about being to tall and skinny.
Then there was Grimmjow a boy with a shocking head of blue hair and equally blue eyes. His father called it cerulean but it still looked blue. i mean how many blues can there be? He had this catlike finesse about him. He was the fastest in climbing trees, scaling any walls and he was just like Nnoitra, he loved to fight too. They fought every chance they could. Over everything and anything. To action figures to their hot wheels and who was the better wrestler The Rock or The Undertaker. But Grimmjow and him were the closest They were all as different as night and day. But they were all his family and he wasn't going to let anyone hurt them. He shook his head at these thoughts and thought about tomorrow. What could Dad have planned?
The Next Day
"I don't wanna!"
Push
"Daddy! Nnoi is being mean again!"
Shove
"How come she gets all the attention?"
Punch
"Because I'm the Papa's favowite!"
Kick
"I'm sleepy"
Slap
"Dad, Starrk is falling asleep again."
Bite
"Ya 're so stupid Grimmjow."
Kick
"Well if ya 're my brother that mean ya are too!"
Shove
"What didcha say?"
Punch
"You heard me Beanpole."
Kick
"Aww who's a cranky Kitty?"
Grimmjow lunged at Nnoitra in the confines of the backseat.
"Daddy, Starrk is drooling on the window again."
"Dad Nel called me fat again!"
"Tats because you're huge!"
Aizen sighed and looked in the rearview mirror of his SUV. The picture was as bad as he thought. Nel was in her car seat pointing her fingers at Yammy and making gorilla faces while he was working himself into a snit trying to wrap his hands around her neck but the seatbelt denied him that pleasure. Nnoitra and Grimmjow were trading fists and hitting each other as much as they could while Starrk was on the far side to the window oblivious to the whole world. He was so glad he bought the First Aid kit to all of their family outings. Turning his eyes back on the road he spoke with a calm voice.
"Now children I am only going to say this one time and one time only. You WILL behave and you WILL be on your best behavior when we get out of this car and if any of you cause anyone any trouble there will be no cartoons for a week straight."
There was a quintet of identical gasps.
He risked looking in the mirror.
He was met by the sight of Yammy and Starrk consoling a sobbing Nel. Their faces could only be described as true mortification. Grimmjow and Nnoitra had their faces in their hands mumbling incoherent phrases. He caught the words "worse than death" and "no Yu-Gi-Oh! Finale."
Apparently his threat worked, for the rest of the drive no fighting occurred although he did hear the occasional sniffle and nose blow.
They arrived at the amusement park in perfect timing.
Aizen turned the car off and instructed everyone to get out while he took Nel out of her car seat.
"Yammy could you get the stroller? Grimmjow you get the picnic basket, Nnoitra you grab my camera and Starrk please for kami's sake wake up!"
After everyone was set and Starrk reluctantly shrugged off his sleepiness they ventured into the park.
"Alright children we are going to meet someone who is very important to me today. His name is Gin Ichimaru and he is bringing along some important people. So i expect you all to be on your best behavoir"
"Daddy who ish Gin?"
"Well Nel he is-"
"SOSUKE! OVER 'ERE!"
Aizen turned around to see a lavender haired man pushing a stroller and two kids toddling behind him.
"Gin." He breathed
He pushed the stroller and met him halfway for a hug.
Gin's smile was blinding adn you could actually see his sparkling blue eyes laughing.
"It's been too long, Sosuke."
"You have a lot of catching up to do."
Gin looked puzzled.
"Me?" Gesturing to himself he spoke."Aizen I think ya mean we."
"No I really mean you, I expect to be paid in full."
Aizen then moved his hand lower to grab Gin's hips and dragged them forward to meet his. Gin yelped and blushed. His cheeks were stained pink. He shook Aizen's hand off of him and bent down to Nel who was in the stroller trying to figure out the situation between her dad and this strange new man.
"Ey there! What's ya name pretty girl?" he reached out to touch her sea foam green locks, only for his hand to be knocked away by Nnoitra.
"Don't touch 'er we don't know you!"
Gin was taken aback to say the least but quickly recovered. He glanced at Aizen who was glaring at Nnoitra, who was glaring at Gin.
"Who is he an why is he so important?" Nnoitra spit the last word out through his teeth.
"Ya!" Grimmjow and Starrk chorused. Yammy took the stroller from Aizen, who crouched down so he could look into all of their faces.
"Gin this is Grimmjow, Starrk, Yammy,Neliel adn you have already met Nnoitra. Children this is Gin, Ulquiorra, Szayel and Yylfordt."
Aizen took Gin's hand in his and looked him in the eye. "Gin is going to be your new step father and his children are going to be your new brothers."
"Why would you wanna marry 'im? Ain't we enough Dad? "Nnoitra demanded
A scoff was heard from the pale black haired boy named Ulquiorra.
"Only trash would think like that."
All the sudden all hell broke loose between the two families. Nnoitra and Grimmjow lunged at Ulquiorra. Only to be dragged kicking and screaming by Yammy. Yylfordt was screaming at Starrk. Gin looked at Nel in the stroller who smiled a toothy grin. She lifted her arms and said...
"Mama!"
Aizen chuckled and whispered to Gin.
"I think she's a little confused."
Gin just smiled.
Szayel looked back and forth between Aizen and Gin. Gin and Aizen. Mom?Dad? Dad? Mom? Aizen looked at Szayel who looked like he was computing incomplete data inside his head .He laughed and reached down and unbuckled the pink haired boy and set him on his hip. Gin did the same with Nel. He turned to the madness that was his family and spoke.
"Stop right now."
It was as if someone had pushed the pause button on a universal remote, everyone froze.
"Nnoitra get your fist out of Ulquiorra's stomach. Grimmjow quit twisting his arms. Really, two against one isn't a fair fight. Starrk quit falling asleep on Yylfordt, your crushing him. Everyone just step back, take a deep breath and apologize."
All of the boys did exactly that.
"Sorry" was said in unison
"Good now does anyone need the first aid kit? No? Good. Now all of you children you will behave and you will listen to what im about to say. I know this is a shock to you but I hope you can all get along because I really do love Gin."
Aizen then turned to Gin and placed his hand in his. Turning his attention back to the children he spoke again.
"I met Gin about three years ago and I have been courting him ever since but since we knew none of you were ready for the big change yet we decided to wait until you all were a little bit older. I know this is going to be a lot of work and it will take some time but I hope you can help us make this work? Do we have a deal?"
Aizen looked at Nnoitra and Nnoi saw something that hadn't been there in a really long time.
Hope.
"Ya I guess he's okay."
"he's okay in my book Dad." Grimmjow echoed
Aizen looked at Yammy who slapped his back, forcing his legs to not give out underneath the force of it, who grinned.
"Im in."
Starrk shrugged his shoulders and went back to sleeping on Yylfordt's shoulder.
Nel just hugged Gin tighter and said "Mama!"
Gin smiled
"Ulqui-kun what about ya?"
Ulquiorra just shrugged. He then turned to Yylfordt, who looked at him with contempt in his eyes and spoke grudgingly
"If my father wants you then we want you too."
Gin clapped and hugged Aizen while grabbing his hand and began walking into the park.
Nnoitra, Grimmjow, Starrk, Yammy, Yylfordt and Ulquiorra silently walked behind their fathers who were having a discussion about what to have at dinner and who's place.
Grimmjow turned to his new stepbrothers. "Which one of you small fries wants to fight me?"
"We don't fight with trash."
The fighting started up with a vengeance.
The amusement park ran out of first aid kits that day.
19 years later
Grimmjow POV
My family was out of their fucking minds. As always. I have told them time and time again that I am not coming home for Christmas or my Dad's company's 'New Year's party'. It entails atrocious Christmas decorations, cinnamon cookies that he was allergic too, tacky Christmas cards, and his huge family that if let loose at once would cause the Apocalypse, World War 3 and all nuclear power to blow up into the atmosphere. Simultaneously.
"YO! TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT! WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!"
I didn't even need to look at the caller ID to know it was my sister Nel. I then knew my dad was serious about getting me home for Christmas cause I was a sucker for my little sister just like all of my brothers.
"Yes Nel?"
He immediately jerked his ear away from the phone as the demon spawn that was his sister tried to rip his eardrums out.
"Why won't you come home Grimmy?! Everyone wants to see you. We all miss you, all you ever do is work, work, work! Have some fun. Plus I want to introduce to someone very important to me. And I really miss you." The last part was said so quietly I almost didn't hear it.
"Nel I honestly don't have the time to take off of work. My clients can't really wait." I was lying through every pore of my being, I had finished all of my cases the day before and I was given 7 weeks of vacation that had accumulated over the past year. Being a 28 year-old lawyer wasn't fun and games but the pay was nice and I got to help people… I'm such a fucking woman sometimes.
"Grimmy please I promise it won't be all that horrible but please come home for Christmas it would mean a lot to me. Please?" I could actually hear her eyes watering and her lip quivering.
I paused.
More audible lip quivering.
"Well guess what? Turns out my client canceled this next two weeks. Looks like I'll be home for Christmas after all."
I am such a sap.
"YAY! Grimmy's coming home for Christmas!"
"Yea yea."
"THANK YOU! This means so much to me Grimmy. I love you ill see you at home!"
"Alrighty Nel"
Yup. Total sap.
*Comes out from rock. Looks around.*
So what do you guys think. Yes I know that there wasn't any yaoi in here this is just the introduction. Please review and tell me what you think. Thanks guys!