"Where do babies come from?"

Lucy stared down at the little Dragon-slayer looking up at her, her wide eyes innocent and curious.

Natsu, beside her, snorted. "From eggs, duh!"

"Oh." Wendy thought for a moment. "Where do eggs come from?"

Natsu froze. He tilted his head to one side, then the other. Finally, he turned to Lucy. "Hey, Luce, where do eggs come from?"

Lucy opened her mouth, closed it, and banged her head down on the table. "They come from Exceeds, Natsu."

"Oh. They come from Exceeds, Wendy."

"Oh." There was another pause. "Where do they get the eggs from?"

Natsu poked Lucy's arm. "Hey, Luce, where do the Exceeds get-"

"From an egg machine, Natsu." She interrupted, head still on the table.

"Oh. They come from an egg machine, Wendy."

Across the bar, Gajeel sighed, got up, and pulled Wendy away from them. "Don't worry, kid, I know where babies come from."

Lucy sighed in relief and flashed him a thumbs up as Happy asked her, "But how do the eggs get here?"

KNOW IT ISNT THE BEST, JUST TRYING TO GET GOING AGAIN.