Chapter 5

*whispers* I edited one of the dares to make it funnier.

CPG and Grell are talking in hushed tones. Bard, Mey-Rin and Finny are obviously concerned, however Ciel and Sebastian are nowhere to be seen. Certain noises coming from a door that wasn't there before makes it obvious where they are and what they are doing, though.

Finally, Ciel and Sebastian walk out, Ciel looked quite disheveled and limping slightly, while Sebastian doesn't seem much different from his usual perfect self.

As they enter the room again, CPG and Grell seem to come to an agreement. They look over at the characters, and smirk.

"Everyone, we have some new characters joining us" she announces. She snaps her fingers, and immediately, William, Claude, Alois, and Lizzy all fall from the ceiling.

William lands on CPG, Claude lands on a lever which drops a bunch of mud and snakes on him, Alois lands on Ciel, and Lizzy was lucky enough to land on one of the beds.

"Will, if you value your love life being secret, I suggest you get off of me" CPG says in a threatening tone. William immediately scrambles off.

"AH! Ciel, where are we?!" Lizzy cries. Just as Ciel manages to get Alois off of him, Lizzy tackles him to the ground again in fear.

"Some crazy girl's torture show" Ciel grumbles, though he can honestly say that after his confession with Sebastian, it doesn't seem much like torture.

CPG clears her throat, and Grell hands her some more envelopes. This time, there are four.

"Okay you guys! Technically we're taking care of 2 dares in one, so really we have five dares" CPG announces. Grell nods. Claude, who has managed to get the cobras off him, glares over at the two.

"Why am I here?"

"Because fuck you, that's why" CPG responds with a glare. She then opens one of the envelopes.

"Okay, so one person dared Sebastian to dress as a girl" CPG declares. The look that comes over Sebastian's face is one of pure horror. CPG only smirks as she continues,

"And another has dared him to dress like Lizzy, and act as her as well. We'll take care of both of those in one move"

Grell and CPG then drag poor Sebastian into the bathroom, and immediately after the door closes, there is lots of shouting, crying, and various objects being broken as they are thrown against the door.

~1 and a half hours later~

Finally, finally, CPG and Grell were able to get Sebastian into the blonde wig, pink dress, and white high heels. They drag him out forcibly, and he obviously wishes he could sink into the ground and never come back.

Claude is the only one in the room who is vocalizing his joy, laughing so hard you'd think he'd pass out. Ciel, on the other hand, looks mildly horrified at his new lover now looking like a deformed version of his fiancee.

"Oh my goodness, that is SO CUTE, Sebastian!" Lizzy squeals. CPG looks pointedly at Sebastian, who sighs in defeat.

"Yes, isn't it?" he says with fake happiness. CPG and Grell grin, and CPG opens another envelope.

"Ciel, you must kiss Alois until either Sebastian or Claude rips you apart in jealousy" she says simply. Claude stops laughing, Alois's happiness goes away, and Ciel and Sebastian are now upset for an entirely different reason.

Alois turns nervously towards Ciel, who is shaking. In one move, as if to get it over with, Alois grabs Ciel by the shoulders and plants a firm kiss on the blue-haired boy's lips.

~5 seconds later~

Claude and Sebastian each grab Alois and Ciel, respectively, and pull them apart forcibly, glaring menacingly at each other.

"That was fast" Grell comments. CPG shrugs and opens a third envelope.

"This should even it out. Sebastian must now kiss Grell" she announces, then blinks and looks down at the paper in shock. After a moment, she crumples it up and tosses it away, as if that will make the dare not have to be done.

"Whoever dared that is so lucky that they specified that it's to make Ciel jealous... And that my best friend ships SebaGrell" she mutters angrily. Sebastian rolls his eyes.

"Like I'm happy about it?"

"Whatever. Since Ciel kissed Alois for five seconds, that's how long you can kiss Grell"

Before Sebastian can move a muscle, Grell glomps him and smashes their lips together.

~5 seconds later~

Once the five seconds are up, Ciel storms over and rips Grell off his butler, giving him such a frightful glare that the reaper runs and hides behind William, who simply sighs in exasperation.

"Now, the last dare" CPG says, and opens the last envelope. After reading it, her eyes go wide in horror.

"Um, everyone, including me, must play seven minutes in heaven"

With a frown of disgust, she pulls a hat from thin air, filled with names.

(Note: I'm using an app to decide the couples, so it's fair and humorous)

CPG reaches into the hat, and pulls out two slips of paper.

"Ciel and Finny" she announces. All color drains from both the male's faces, and Sebastian simply grinds his teeth in anger.

"You guys don't have to make out or anything, just spend at least seven minutes in the closet, okay?"

When they both nod, CPG snaps her fingers, causing a random door to appear on the wall. She shoves the two inside.

~7 minutes later~

CPG opens the door, and Ciel and Finny scramble out. Obviously they were uncomfortable being in such close proximity to one another. Ciel runs into Sebastian's arms, and Finny runs into a corner.

CPG shakes the hat, and pulls out two more names.

"Claude and William" she announces. Before either of them can protest, she shoves them into the closet.

~3 minutes later~

After hearing some yelled threats and a few punches being thrown, CPG decides to let the two men out, despite them having four minutes left.

"You guys are crazy" CPG says bluntly.

"It's your fault for putting me in there with a demon" William hisses. Claude glares in response but doesn't say anything. CPG reaches into the hat and pulls out two more names.

"Alois and Bard" she declares. And she shoves them in without a second thought.

~14 minutes later~

After a particularly catastrophic session when CPG drew Grell and Sebastian, she decides that the next session will be the last. She reaches in and pulls out two names.

"Me and Mey-Rin" she says plainly. With a shrug, she and Mey-Rin get into the closet, CPG grabbing a book from a table before heading in.

Once they are in, Mey-Rin looks at the book with interest.

"What's that?"

"A book of Sebaciel oneshots. Want to read? It should help pass time" CPG suggests. Mey Rin nods, and CPG shifts so they can both see the pages.

~7 minutes later~

Just as they finish their second oneshot, Ciel opens the door.

"Time's up" he says bluntly. CPG nods and helps Mey-Rin stand.

"Finny, take Mey-Rin to the bathroom. Help her with that nosebleed"