A/N: Sooo I saw this prompt on tumblr and I couldn't resist it. Little cracky.

"Miss Swan you are under arrest for public indecency." The cuffs clicked around my wrist and I couldn't help but feel bad for my dad having to arrest his own daughter the sheriff for something like this. "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law, you-"

"Got it dad. I have rights." I chuckled, "Put me in the damn car before you die of embarrassment."

He slapped the other cuff on and said in his best police voice, "Mayor Mills you-"

"Yes yes I understand. You may do your duty now before this all ends up on youtube." Regina replied dryly. How anyone can sound so calm in a pencil skirt and bra was beyond me. But damn is it sexy.

Dad pushed the two of us into the back of his cruiser and took us the short trip back to the station. It was obvious how uncomfortable with this. He never once glanced into the back seat, and I'm pretty sure that's a good thing. I don't know what was going through his mind when he cuffed us together, but Regina was using the opportunity to run her hand up my thigh. "Imagine the things I could do with these dear." She purred in my ear.

"My dad's going to have a heart attack because of you." I whispered back, thinking she might end up doing the same thing to me too.

He opened the door for us and Regina practically dragged me out of the back seat. The moment I was out she slammed me back against the squad car and kissed a trail down my neck. I moaned softly and David may have actually turned green. "All right enough of that." He yanked us apart and walked us into the station with a hand each on our shoulders to keep us separate. Regina just stared at me over his shoulder, her eyes blazing with the kind of lust that made me want to just melt into the floor.

David interrupted by putting us in adjacent cells. "Just.." He raised his hands at the two of us like he was trying to pretend that none of this had happened. "Cool off here." David put a specific set of cuffs on Regina to ensure she couldn't use magic and took his other ones back. He turned around with a shudder to get himself some coffee I assume… Or something stronger.

Regina sat back on the little bed in her cell, legs crossed with her stiletto heels threatening death to anything she stepped on and she crooked a finger at me. It was a clear invitation, and the moment David was out of earshot I ran my hands over the brick walls. Ha! There it is. I pulled out the false brick and unlocked my cell with the spare.

The Mayor just watched me passively, not a single expression crossing her face not even when I revealed the serious security risk sitting in her prison cells. I opened her cell just long enough to step inside, then locked it behind me. Nothing was going to keep me from Regina tonight. "Hello gorgeous." I grinned.

Regina raised her eyebrow at me, "Well I'm waiting." She gestured down at her legs still crossed in front of me.

I knelt in front of her and spread her legs wide enough to settle between them. "Yes your majesty."

I moved to unzip her skirt but she tutted. "No hands dear. If I can't use mine then you have no such luxury either." I chuckled and unzipped her skirt with my teeth. The skirt slipped off with a simple tug, the sight that met my eyes was one of the most erotic I had ever imagined. Regina sitting above me in her matching red lace lingerie waiting for me to do as I was bidden.

"Does the no hands rule still apply?" I asked breathlessly, kissing a trail up her thighs.

"Of course." There it was, just the hint of a waver in her voice and that was enough to soak whatever was left of my panties.

Suffice it to say that David was thoroughly traumatized when he ran back in. "Regina are you oHHH My God what the hell is wrong with you two?! Separate! Now! Clothes!" He cringed, a good twenty feet away from us, his arms brought up as if a physical barrier could help him ignore what he had just seen and heard.

I tugged Regina's skirt back up and zipped up my pants; before I could leave for my own cell Regina grabbed my fingers and licked them clean. "Next time when I tell you no hands. I want you to obey." She purred, sending shivers down my spine. I wondered how badly David would be traumatized if I jumped Regina again, but he looked ready to die.

He locked us into our respective cells again, took my spare key, arranged Regina's handcuffs around the bars on the far side of her cell, everything he could do to keep us separate he did. It couldn't help but laugh at how gingerly he handled us. Like he would catch fire if he actually made contact with either of us.

"I will.. If I find no more evidence of…" He gestured wildly between us, "THAT when I get back in the morning I will let you two go." He ran a hand through his hair, and left before either of us could scar him any more.