Jamie sat at the bar polishing off a pint of cider, amazed at the fact that he, Zoe, and the Doctor had been wandering around London for nearly the entire day without something that led to running, screaming, and general panic happening. The only trouble they'd experienced so far had been when the publican at the pub they'd found their way to had eyed Zoe suspiciously and refused to serve her directly. However, while the publican had refused to serve Zoe directly, he had allowed Jamie and the Doctor to order her drinks for her so long as there was a plate of food in front of her. As Jamie was musing on this unusual state of calm that was usually only found aboard the TARDIS as it traveled between destinations, he felt a sharp pain in his Left buttock. When he reached down to examine the cause of said pain, he found himself pulling out a dart (much to his amazement, seeing as he was nowhere near the dartboard).

Turning towards where the dartboard was located, he saw a red-haired man and a man with messy black hair looking at him rather sheepishly. Neither of the men looked drunk enough to have gone and thrown a dart at his arse by accident, seeing as both were steady on their feet and had the flush of one who was only slightly intoxicated.

"Sorry." the man with the messy black hair and the lightning bolt shaped scar called over to him.

"What didja go and do a thing like that for?" Jamie yelled.

"Do you want the scientific explanation, or the other one?" the black-haired man asked, looking as if he were trying to deliberately confuse Jamie with his reply.

"The scientific one please." Zoe ,who'd apparently seen what happened, replied before he could say or do anything that would likely end in a massive pub brawl.

The dark-haired man then launched into some long-winded guff that involved complicated things like "psychokinesis" and "manipulation of energy fields" that had left Zoe and the Doctor utterly fascinated and hanging on his every word, but practically made Jamie's brain break the way the scientific guff the Doctor sometimes nattered on about did. The red-haired man who was with the dark-haired man had a slightly pained and utterly lost expression that was similar to Jamie's throughout the entire explanation.

"I didn't think anyone actually listened to that stuff Hermione's been on about lately." the red-haired man said when the dark-haired man had finished his explanation and answered a couple of Zoe's questions.

"So, what was the other explanation?" asked Jamie who'd briefly been distracted from the pain in his hind end by the headache that had been caused by the explanation the dark-hared man had given him.

The dark-haired man turned and glowered at the red-haired man who looked somewhat sheepish once more before turning back to him.

"Some wanker hexed the darts." the dark-haired man replied.