Author's Note; All credit goes to The Kazekage of Suna, this is the one-shot Journal Contest that Kazekage-sama has announced about! I hope you guys like it n..n

June 3rd

I can't believe Pein-sama is making me write this stupid thing, un. I mean, come on! This is what girls fucking do! I'm not a girl, un!

Tobi is a good boy, no?

Yes, Tobi is a good boy that loves to make Dei-chan happy n..\

Tobi! I'm going to fucking kill you, un! Especially after what you did to my clay, un! That no-good-son-of-a-bitch traded my damn explosive clay for modeling clay and I didn't know it until I was in the middle of trying to capture the fucking three-tails, un! I had to high-tail it the fuck out of there and I almost accidentally -not really- left that no-good-son-of-a-bitch Tobi there, un!

Hey, Tobi was trying to give you an outlet in your anger issues, because Tobi is a good boy! Dei-chan is too full of anger and he now has someone who can make him happy, unlike someone else Tobi knows. And how could you leave innocent Tobi there!? That thing could have killed Tobi! -runs away crying-

I hope you go to hell, un! Wait, what the fuck are you … never mind, un! I swear, write in this journal again and I will blow your damn arms off, un!

Signed … so wishing I could kill someone …

Deidara

If Dei-chan doesn't want Tobi writing in his journal … which is really a diary … then he should learn to hide it where Tobi can't find it n..\

Signed, your ever caring

Tobi!