*Shounen ai warning*

College Kuroko

Kagami woke up to find a college aged boy staring back at him. He had large teal eyes and pale blue hair. He was quite tall, even taller than Kagami himself, and was pretty built. It reminded him of someone.

"K-kuroko?!"

The boy smiled a blinding smile.

"You finally woke up."

Kuroko then swiftly leaned in for a kiss, but Kagami pushed him away.

"What are you doing?!" cried the boy, red as a tomato.

"I'm giving you a good morning, silly. What did you think I was doing?"

After several minutes of observation, Kagami finally concluded that it really was Kuroko. Kagami would let Kuroko stay, but he needed to follow a few rules.

1. No kissing.

2. No kissing.

3. No kissing.

But alas, Kuroko could not follow that rule as he tackled Kagami down and gave him a dose of love right after Kagami stated the rules.

After much argument, the GoM and Seirin decided that they would each get him for one day, not because they wanted him, but rather since nobody wanted him.

With Seirin

Kuroko practically stuck to Riko the whole day as Kagami put a restraining order on him.

"Riko-chan~" whined Kuroko as he came closer to her.

Riko held up a frying pan as her weapon. She held it up towards Kuroko, threatening to hurt him.

"Not a step closer, Kuroko. I have a weapon and I'm not afraid to use it!"

"Come on! Just one kiss! Please~" begged Kuroko.

Riko closely examine Kuroko. Just look at those muscles! And his hair! Don't even get started on those eyes. Such a beautiful color and they were so deep, so very deep. His face was beautiful too. It was just so perfect. And his voice. He melted her with his hot, smexy voice. Riko couldn't get enough of his voice. His hands were so hot too. Just the thought of him touching her- STOP!

Riko blushed bright red when she realized what she was thinking about. I mean, she was his coach!

Right at that moment, Kuroko swooped in for a kiss.

"Gotcha, senpai~"

Hyuga was red with anger and chased after Kuroko.

"KUROKOOOOOOOOOOO!"

With Kaijo

Kaijo couldn't believe their eyes. Kasamatsu was blushing! BECAUSE OF KUROKO!

"So how about a date with me, senpai. You seem like my type." asked Kuroko in a tone that made the basketball team have a jaw drop. But Kasamatsu's answer was even worse.

"Well…" Their captain blushed even harder and whispered something into Kuroko's ear.

Kuroko flashed a smile.

"It's a date!"

Those around Kasamatsu faintly heard what Kasamatsu had said. I'm free Friday night, is that okay?

Finally, Kise exploded.

"Stop stealing away my senpai!"

"Shut up, dumbass, or I'll kick you!"

Kuroko winked at him and then said, "See you around."

With Shutoku

Midorima facepalmed. What did the idiot do? Kurokow as currently crowded by a whole bunch of girls asking for his phone number. Kuroko looked helplessly to Midorima who just ignored him and walked on. Midorima knew that he should have bought the extra large petroleum jelly for better luck.

Finally, it seemed like the girls couldn't contain themselves any longer. They began to strip Kuroko.

"I call his shirt!"

"Stop that! I called dibs on his belt first!"

"That's mine!"

"I want his pants for than you do!"

Within a few minutes, the police arrived to fix the problem.

With Too

"Do you wanna come over today, Satsuki?" asked Kuroko seductively.

"Of course I do!" screamed Momoi as she had hearts in her eyes.

"Well, we can go today. Just say that you're sleeping over at a friend's place, how abou-"

"In your dreams, sleaze bag!" screamed Aomine as he karate kicked him out of the air.

"DAI-CHAN!"

With Yosen

"So…." Kuroko went on. "Who's a virgin here?"

The team broke into splutters and blushes.

"No need to be shy here, Himuro. We all know that you've been hanging around some nice 'friends'." Said Kuroko.

"N-no, I'm not." Replied HImuro, poker face gone for once.

"Why would you betray us like this?! I don't have a girlfriend!" cried Okamura.

With Rakuzan

Mibuchi snaked around Kuroko's body.

"How about we get together sometime, Kuroko?"

Kuroko chuckled and then pulled Mibuchi off of him.

"Sorry, but you're not my type. Hayama here is what I'm looking for."

Kuroko then pulled Hayama closer to him until their chests were pressed against each other.

Suddenly, a pair of scissor came flying at him.

"No flirting on my court, Tetsuya."