Deep in the Ghost Zone, there was a library. This library was the home or lair to Ghostwriter. "So remind me again, why did you kidnap me during summer vacation?"a voice asked clearly filled with lots of annoyance. The voice is revealed to belong Danny who was tied up to a chair with ghost proof ropes.

"Because I was bored and wanted a little bit of revenge for breaking my keyboard and landing me in jail," Ghostwriter replied looking through the many shelves.

"Okay. So kidnapping me is fun and great for getting revenge now. Great," Danny said sarcastically.

"Basically, yes," Ghostwriter remarked, "Anyways, I also have writen a new story which I think you'll be the perfect person to listen to it. Get comfortable because it's story time."

"Oh dear," Danny groaned in reply. He really wanted to face palm but couldn't thanks to the stupid ropes.

"It's called The Plight of Love," Ghostwriter announced to Danny taking a book as big as five of the Harry Potter books stacked together. "Chapeter one of three hundred and fifty," Ghostwriter continued while opening the book.

"Three hundred and fifty chapters?!" Danny half-shouted and half-questioned.

"Yes. That's what I just said," he replied proceeding to reach over and smack Danny across the head, "No more interruptions."

A couple of days later a twitching Danny stumbled through the Ghost Portal. "What the heck happened to you?" a very concerned Jazz asked.

" Got kidnapped by Ghostwriter," Danny replied summoning the rings to turn him human again, "And was forced to listen to his three hundred and fifty chapter romance novel. That guy seriously needs to get out more."

"Oh dear," Jazz said helping Danny to stand up.

"I never want to see another romance novel in my life," he muttered.

"Well, I'm sorry to say but did slip your mind that that you have book report for school to write on the romantic novel The Notebbook," Jazz stated.

"Darn you, Ghostwriter," Danny shouted to the ceiling.

A/N

Me: Ghostwriter talking in rhymes because I feel like he doesn't do it unless he's writing a poem. Anyways, this what happens when I don't write for three day straight, randomness.

Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom.