Authors Note: Incase you do not know, I have been told that I need to re-write my entire story so it doesn't breach this website's guidelines. At first I was okay with rewriting the story, but at this stage in my life I don't really have the time, nor the energy. That is why I have decided to put this story up for adoption.

Update: Actually, stuff that. After some encouragement from various reviewers, I have decided to just leave this story as is until someone more official takes it down. So just to clarify, it is not being edited, it is not up for adoption, and I will be leaving it here for the foreseeable future. Thank you for your support.