DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN D. GRAY-MAN OR PERCY JACKSON (SADLY), PJ BELONGS TO RICK RIORDAN AND DGM BELONGS TO KATSURA HOSHINO.

Tyki075: Guess what? Percy Jackson and D. Gray-man now happen in the same time era. Why? Because I'm too lazy to come up with a good reason for it to be able to happen. How? Magic, that's how, now don't ask again.

Allen: That doesn't make sense. Are the exorcist coming to the demigods or vice versa?

Tyki075: Read and found out dipshit!

Allen: *cries in the corner*

Tyki075: Allen, I'm so sorry, I don't know what came over me!

Allen: I forgive you.

Tyki075: Good, now let's get to the story! Yay! Also, 'Moyashi' Someone's thoughts, 'Moyashi' = Neah talking.

Chapter One:

Allen was in the middle of a heated argument with Kanda... again, when Komui called them to his office.

"What the hell do you want baka?!" Kanda yelled at the tall, dark haired man who was sipping coffee.

"I have a mission for the both of you!" Komui said, ignoring Kanda's insult.

"Well okay, wait," Allen said, realizing something, "Both of us? As in, we have to do this mission together?" Allen was worried, when they worked together things tended to end badly.

"Of course! You two need some time to bond and work things out!" Komui smiled.

'I seriously doubt that "work things out" is even in Kanda's vocabulary.' Allen thought to himself. He also noticed that Kanda's hand was now on his sword, Mugen's hilt.

"Like hell we will! I'm not 'bonding' with that Moyashi!" Kanda said, drawing Mugen and pointing it at Komui's throat.

Allen felt bad about it, but he was seriously glad that the sword was pointed at someone else this time.

"Come on Kanda, don't you think you're over-reacting just a bit?" Allen said cautiously. He couldn't be that bad to work with, then again this is Kanda who's talking.

Kanda just glared at him, now Allen was just hurt, 'He can't be that bad'

"Sorry, you're our best exorcists so you guys have to go, it's vital." Komui said, not taking his eyes off Mugen.

'Why do I get the feeling that he only said that to get on Kanda's good side?' Allen thought. Though he didn't blame him, Allen had just gotten used to Kanda's threats.

"Che." Kanda scoffed, but he put Mugen away.

Komui took this as a sign that Kanda had accepted the mission, "Great, your mission is in New York, there have been strange occurrences happening that we theorize is Innocence. You will be going undercover at a summer camp that's located in the area. Many Akuma attacks have been reported so watch your backs."

"Alright, what are our covers?" Allen asked. He wanted to get this mission over with, although he had a sinking feeling that it was going to drag out for a while.

"Your cover is simple, you're going to be campers! Also, I have mulled it over and I don't trust you two not to murder each other so, Lenalee and Lavi will be accompanying you as well." Komui said.

'Oh thank God.' Allen thought, going alone was one thing but going with Kanda was a whole different story. Allen actually doubted that he would survive for very long with only Kanda, he didn't want to test his theory.

"You'll leave as soon as possible." Komui said.

End.

Tyki075: Sorry about how short it is, it's my first fan fiction so I'm sort of testing out the water right now, plus I thought it was a good stopping point.

Lavi: Why wasn't I in this chapter?

Tyki075: Because I didn't put you in it.

Lavi: Why?

Tyki075: Because you didn't belong.

Lavi: Why?

Tyki075: BECAUSE I SAID SO, IT'S MY FAN FICTION, I DO WHAT I WANT!

Lavi: Will I be in the next chapter?

Tyki075: *sigh* probably.

Lavi: YYYAAAAYYY! Thank you Tyki075! Why did you make that your username? Why not something like, LavitronXL or the Lavinator?

Tyki075: Because Tyki is better than you!

Tyki: *snicker* I like this one.

Tyki075: Thank you.

Lavi: SHUT UP, MIKK! WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!

Tyki: 'Cause I can be.

Tyki075: Anyways, I'll write the next chapter as soon as I can! Please review and leave any suggestions you have for what I should add to the story. If you have any questions, ask them via review and I might answer them at the beginning of the next chapter. Bye!

Tyki and Lavi: Bye!