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Disclaimer: I don't own Gintama. Sorachi-sensei has all the pleasure.

And they're at it again. Half of the Shinsengumi Training Ground was damaged enough from the earlier fight and today, the Sadist and the Yato decided to fully destroy it. Again.

Kagura was hired as the First Division Captain's sparring partner so they could "show" the new recruits how a real fight looked like. It was the most compatible job for her since she always dealt with the sadist with much enthusiasm. As they watched the Training Grounds getting thrashed, Kondo and Hijikata watched the new recruits' expressions. They were an inch close to pissing their pants and some of them trembled from so much nervousness.

They needed to take necessary precautions so they could wash out the cowardly ones from those who had hearts as hard as steel.

Hijikata lit a cigarette to celebrate the peaceful day (no Sadist trying to kill him for the last 5 hours). Kondo sat beside him, arms crossed as he entertained himself watching the battle between the rivals.

"Kagura's the only one to ever make Sougo happy since his sister's burial." Kondo mused smirking at the front row of recruits who were a pinch close to fainting.

He was right. Sougo had a lively twinkle in his eyes as he teased Kagura to her limit.

"No need mourning over someone gone. He should know that more than anyone else." Hijikata said in a stoic monotone as he remembered Mitsuba Okita.

Okita closed in on Kagura, rapidly approaching her open side and raised the blunt side of his sword. The Yato immediately noticed him and attempted to make a wide-arc slash but missed Okita by an inch above his head. She tried to turn around one more time but Okita hit her ankle with the sword hilt. Kagura lost her balance and fell down.

"Looks like sparring is over. Let's start introduction number two." Hijikata roused himself, taking the last swig of nicotine before leaving the cigar butt in the pot. Kondo followed him and straightened his scarf and coat.

Okita stood up, leaving Kagura frozen in defeat. He held a hand out to her but she didn't take it. She seemed to favor her ankle.

The Captain yanked off her boot and threw it away. Hijikata saw her wince. He raised her leg and investigated her foot. It looked swollen and red and was bent at an awkward angle.

Sougo looked at her apologetically before kissing the swollen ankle.

"KONOYARO, THAT HURT DAMMIT!" Kagura screamed in pain.

"Look, Mom! The fresh budding start of a-" Kondo snickered happily.

"WHO'S MOM, WHO?!" Hijikata bellowed.