This is a new story. It's an X-Men and Fantastic Four crossover. I want to thank XMenLover152 for helping me.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Fantastic Four or the X-Men. The character Jamie Cortez belongs to XMenLover152. I only own Comet.

Comet Michelle Grimm was just walking around in the Baxter Building when she saw her fiancée Johnny Storm and her brother Ben Grimm jumping on the couch. "What are you two doing?" Johnny stopped jumping and lied" Nothing" "Is that the same nothing that broke my last couch?"

Comet got mad and said" Why you little bit-" Reed walked in and said" Comet! Language!"

"But I wasn't-"

"Never mind that, listen we got ourselves a man with a strange helmet flying around New York"

Johnny got off the couch and asked" Is it Doom?" Comet rolled her eyes and said" Doom wears a mask not a helmet"

Reed said" No but he can apparently control all metals" Johnny said" That's bad" Ben agreed saying" That's really bad"

Sue came in saying" He's not alone. He apparently has a shape-shifting woman and a kid that can control fire" Johnny said" Me and Comet can take the kid out right Comet?"

Comet answered with" You have too much body spray on"Ben started laughing. Johnny said" Shut up"

(At the X-Mansion)

Jean Grey ran into the meeting room where most of the X-Men had gathered.

She noticed three of the X-Men weren't there.

"Where's Colossus, Iceman, and Kitty?" Just then Kitty phased from her bedroom onto her chair.

"Kitty! Why are you always late?" "I'd like you try to put on a super right leather suit!"

"I have been for ten years!" "Man you're old"

Thankfully Colossus and Iceman ran into the room just before Jean could get mad.

"Iceman reporting for duty!"

"Colossus here sir!" Kitty grinned at Colossus's broken English.

Jean said" Magneto, Pyro, and Mystique, all have been spotted in New York" Iceman groaned and said" Not again!"

Colossus agreed saying" Last time we met, it took two days for my arm to heal!"

The Fantastc Five made it to where the three people were, terrorizing people. The blonde guy was burning up everything, so Johnny flamed on and took off after him. Comet and the shape shifting woman started fighting. Reed, Ben, and Sue went against the metal controlling man.

It was the middle of a fight, Comet was managing to hold her own against the mutant named Pyro when he let off a big blast of flame. Usually the heat wouldn't have affected her, but the length of the fight had worn her out and the fire knocked her back, where a warm pair of arms encased her before stepping in front. "You don't touch her" Johnny growled, standing in front of Comet with his arm out protectively. Pyro just smirked and let out another blast of flame. Johnny pushed Comet back before taking on Pyro.

Johnny fired fire back, Pyro dodged and locked him in a headlock. "What are you gonna do now" Pyro taunted. "This" Johnny grunted, punching Pyro in both the face and the groin. Pyro let out a cry of pain and stumbled back before knocking Johnny's leg out from behind him. As Johnny fell, he knocked Pyro's legs out from under him and the two exchanged punches. "You know you aren't a fire mutant. You're more like a blazing embarrassment" Johnny said with his signature smirk on his face. Pyro went to attack when Mystique appeared out of nowhere and knocked Pyro out.

Comet went to check on Johnny after the shapeshifter mutant, Mystique, had knocked him out. Before she could get there though, Mystique grabbed her and threw her off a bridge. Assuming there was certain death, Comet closed her eyes, but suddenly she was stopped. There was a man covered in metal holding her, having stopped the fall.

He's holding her by the ankle. Colossus is being held by a ice beam from Jamie.

They landed and Colossus out Comet im her feet. "Thanks" she said. "You're welcome ma'am" Colossus said politely.

Jamie says, "Yo Pyro! Remember these bad boys?!" then she creates two really sharp ice swords.

"...Holy s***!" Comet exclaimed.

Colossus gave her a strange look.

"Those are awesome!" She said. Johnny, who had woken up, made is way over. "Those are awesome" he agreed, smiling at Comet.

Jamie grinned while Cyclops said" Ice Queen! We're supposed to work as a team!" "Yeah well this isn't the danger room so screw you!" She then cut Pyro's arm and face.

Comet hid a laugh as Pyro and the others disappeared and Cyclops and Jamie made their way over.

While Cyclops said" We were supposed to be defending New York" "Yeah best defense is a good offense! Or is it the other way around?"

"I think it's the other way around" Johnny said, butting in.

Jamie ignored him saying" Lighten up Scott. I told Pete to save that girl from breaking her neck from the fall" "Look you can't change the rules when you feel like it!" "I just did"

Johnny was amused by the fight, but then realized what had been said. "You almost broke your neck?" He asked his fiancée. She shrugged, "yeah"

Colossus noticed that the Scott and Jamie fight looked like it was going to be physical and stepped in between them and said" Okay break it up!"

Johnny laughed as Reed, Sue, and Ben made their way over. "Should we introduce ourselves" Ben asked.

Comet said" Yep" Jamie said" Let me start. I'm Jamie Cortez and that man over there is Scott Summers"

"John Storm, Fantastic Five Incorporated" Johnnny said, introducing himself.

A blond kid said" Bobby Drake"

Colossus said" I'm Piotr Rasputin"

"That is my sister Sue, she's married to Reed, also known as strechy man" Johnny said, pointing to Sue and Reed

Piotr and Bobby laughed at Johnny's joke while Redd looked unhappy.

"He Ben. Also known as Pebbles" Johnny said, pointing at Ben.

Ben said" Why you little-" but he was stopped from getting close to Johnny.m

Johnny laughed. "And this is my fiancee. Comet." Johnny lifted Comet's hand and put emphasis on fiancee.

Jamie said" These are Ororo Munro, Jean Grey, Rogue, Kitty Pryde, Logan, and Hank McCoy"

Logan said" Where's that shape-shifting bitch?!" "Sadly you arrived too late Logan she got away...again"

Unknowing to the others, Sue smiled evilly.

Logan screamed" CURSE YOU YOU SHAPE-SHIFTING BITCH!" "Logan! Language!"

"What's wrong with swearing?" Comet asked.

"Uh Bobby, Kitty, and Rouge are only around seventeen" "Lighten up Scott" "You lighten up Ice Blond!" "I hate it when you call me that! One-eye!" "Cold heart!" "Old man!" "Deadly blond!" "Gray ends!"

"This is amusing" Johnny said with a laugh. "Hell yeah it is" Comet agreed.

"Ice...uh...tits" "EXCUSE ME?!" "Oops"

Johnny burst into laughter. "Ignore my fiancee." Comet said, "He's...strange."

obby raised his eyebrows at Comet while Jamie began creating a blizzard that engulfed Scott. "Jamie! Stop this right now!" Jamie did but afterwards kicked Scott in the groin.

"Thats so f*** cool" Comet exclaimed.

Jamie grinned at Comet. "So let's get these sluts in the jet!" Scott said" I'll talk to you about language later Jamie" he said to Peter who had his phone out filming everything.

"I think we all need a language talk" Reed said, giving Comet a look.

Peter said" Try telling Jamie what to do and you'll find yourself in Alaska"

"Has a day gone by without swearing?" Reed looked at the others. "Nope" Johnny said, popping the "p". "Oh shut the f*** up" Comet growled.

Jamie said" You mother fucking cock suckers can go shit in a cocks ass for all I fucking care" Comet grinned and high fives her.

Reed sighed.

Peter said" Told you"

"Oh f***" Comet gave him the middle finger.

Jamie said" Guys want to hear the longest swear ever?" Reed said" No" Jamie said it anyway" Your mother is a *beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admiumvenium*beep beep beep beep*turolagulio*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* and Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dynamite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!"

There was silence for a moment. "We"ll discuss this later" Reed sighed.

Peter said" Your swearing...is why I love you" He scooped Jamie up in his arms and kissed her. Johnny said" P.D.A in aisle three"

"Grow the f*** up Johnny" Comet said, rolling her eyes. "Oh C'mon babe. You kniw you love me" he smirked at her.

Comet smirked and said" Yes I do"

Johnny grinned and pulled her into a kiss.

Kitty said" So much kissing! Can we please go on the jet before I throw up. Literallly?"

Comet pulled away, blushing, and buried her face in Johnny's chest.

Jaime said" Let's get the f*** of this f***ing island!"

"Agreed" Comet said.

-On X-Jet-

Jamie was at the controls with Peter and first thing she told Johnny was" Don't touch anything"

"I'm a master pilot!" He defended. "He got kicked out of NASA for sneaking Victoria Secret model wannabes who crashes a flight simulator" Ben said. His comment made rage cross over Comet's expression.

"Please let me fly it?" Both Jamie and Peter answered with a stern" No"

"You shouldnt let him fly" Ben said.

"We're not going to"

Johnny pouted. Comet patted the top of his head, "It's okay"

Jamie said" Teenagers"

"I'm 25!" Johnny said.

"Really?"

"Duh. Reed's 32. Ben's 36. Sue's, sorry Sue, 27"

"And how old is Comet?"

"..." he mumbled.

"What was that?"

"23"

Jamie said" I'm 29, Scott's 35, Ororo's 41, Jean's 43, Logan's really really REALLY old we just don't know how much, and Peter's 25" Johnny looked at Peter's tall statue and said" He looks like he's thirty"

Comet rolled her eyes at her fiancée.

Peter said" Make fun of my stature one more time and I'll go metal and rip your head off!"

"Bring it metal brain" Johnny said, foaming on his arms.

Peter said" Bobby! Take the wheel!"

Johnny smirked.

Peter turned into metal while Bobby took the wheel.

"Bring. It." Johnny turned up the heat of the flame on his arms.

He threw fire at Peter and Peter simply just stood there and it unharmed him.

"Johnny stop" Comet wrapped her arms aroud him, grabbing his wrists and cooling down the fire with her powers.

Peter smirked and said" I can withstand a bazooka!

Johnny growled. "Calm the f*** down Johnny!" Comet exclaimed, cooling down the temperature inside the Blackbird as her anger spiked.

Jamie said" EVERYBODY CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"

Everyone flinched and did so.

Peter stay on his knees next to Jamie's chair and glared at Johnny for the rest of the flight.

-Back at X-Mansion-

Jamie shouted" We're home!"

"Totally not cliche" Johnny said with a roll of his eyes

Peter gave him the middle finger.

Johnny stuck his tongue out.

Jamie said" Very mature"

"Why thank you" Johnnny grinned.

Jamie rolled her eyes.

Johnny stuck his tongue out. Comet rolled her eyes and playfully shoved him.

A voice said" If we're all to understand each other, arguing isn't going to help"

"Where the f*** did that come from" Comet asked, instantly on defense.

Jamie said" That's just my dad" Scott said" And mine"

"You guys are related?" Johnny asked, pulling his fiancée to him so she would relax.

"More like we think of the man as our father and us all siblings"

Johnny nodded, "I see"

"Scott has a brother though" "Shut up"

"Don't worry. She's my sister" Johnny pointed at Sue.

Jamie saw Sue's eyes flash yellow but said nothing.

"So can we see this mysterious father guy" Johnny said.

Jamie said" no"

"Why not?" Comet asked suspiciously.

"We need to speak to him first...so bye!"

Comet growled.

There is the first chapter. Please review.