Prologue

RED TALLEST

"Hey Purple, we are almost there."

I said looking out the window of the Massive.

I saw the planet which they called earth. It was blue and green, with bits of white scattered about. As the sun came around the corner it shined like a marble. For a planet it was relatively beautiful, but as beautiful as Irk, or the massive, or dare I say...Myself.

"I still don't understand why we're coming here." said Purple who was snacking at some donuts.

Purple always ate when he was nervous or sad or mad or whatever emotion really. He ate a lot, which raised the question on how he stayed so skinny.

I mean we don't even walk, we float. How does he stay so skinny.

Purple stared at me waiting for me to answer his question.

"Some of the most important dignitaries in the universe are coming here for this peace meeting."

I looked a Purple and said,

"Plus, I didn't want Zim and his cohorts coming after us for not showing up."

Zim. He was always nuisance before, but now he was terrifying.

The truth was after that look he gave me, on that video call, I did not want to anywhere near him.

Or his wife.

Or Tak.

Or Tak's husband.

They were a force not to be recon with.

The way those two women screamed at us. It burned my antenna to hear such foul and vulgar language.

If it weren't for their kids being in the room, we might have imploded from their rage.

Zim had changed a lot over the last 20 years, he got married, he has a daughter (Still quite not sure on how that happened) and most of all...He got tall, really tall.

He and Tak are both taller. Taller than us, and we're the tallest!

I looked back at the planet. I said to a solider standing by,

"Get our personal voot ready and prepare our guard."

I stared at Purple. "What will we do when we get down there."

I gaze back out the window and said,

"I don't know what we will do but, we will try our best not to get on Zim and his wife's bad side."

"But aren't we already on their bad side by making them thinking we were dead for 20 years?" Purple asked.

"I mean even more on their bad side."

The Irken solider ran in and said, "My Tallest your voot is ready as is your guard."

"Good prepare for departure to the planet's surface. Let go see Zim."

I hope really hope Zim is not too mad at us.

Or it more likely be the end of us.