First of all, I got the idea from What the warlock said by: Busby Lizzy (Check the story out! It's awesome!)

Again, I don't and will never own the characters. They will always be Cassie Clare's.

Teach

"Damn it, Magnus get us back in our bodies!" Alec- Clary threw her arms in the air as she yelled at Magnus, who was now rubbing his temples and sulking in the now-pink leather couch, with her squeaky little voice. No matter how angry he wanted to sound, Clary's voice was just too small and could barely pack a punch. She fisted her arms and then hit the rose colored wall and to his surprise it had hurt.

"I am trying okay? But I told you, undoing a spell is harder than doing it." Magnus could see the annoyance painted in Clary's face, no doubt Alec was somewhere in that little body blaming every single little creature and demon for what had happened.

A few hours ago

Amazingly, the sun had managed to burn brighter today than yesterday and annoyingly, it perfectly managed to land its rays directly on Magnus' face. The warlock reached for his phone and silently cursed the sun for waking him up so early in the morning. If only someone could cover that blasted sun, Magnus thought as he tried to drown the light by burying his face under the pillows. After a series of debates with himself if he could still sleep, Magnus got up and shuffled across the room to look for a shirt to hide his half naked body, not that Alec minded the slight nudity, but because it was freezing inside their apartment. When he got out of the room, he saw Alec, wearing an ugly sweater, contemplating on the coffee maker they had recently bought, the last one gave up because of the high demands of coffee and Alec simply hated the thought of stealing somebody else's cup.

"You know, it's actually a crime to wear that sweater." The Shadowhunter turned around and was obviously shocked to see Magnus awake at such an early hour. Nevertheless he grabbed the glass teapot half-full, or half-empty, with black liquid and transferred it to a black little cup and handed it to Magnus, who took it with much delight. He would never understand him or Clary or Isabelle who had to have their cups before they could even face other people. For him, tea was something more soothing.

"Hmmm? You're early today." He kissed Magnus' cheek as he seated himself beside Magnus and faced his almost-empty cup of tea.

Magnus took a sip and his face brightened, as if coffee gave him all the energy he needed, again he will never understand. "Yes, well the sun was desperately trying to get me to notice her. And, I think it's the Ice Age in here." Chairman Meow managed to nuzzle under his feet and hide himself as a huge bundle of fur.

Alec nodded and continued to finish his tea before pouring himself another glass. "I think your AC is broken, or you did something. For the last time Magnus, I will not stay and 'cuddle' with you. I do have an Institute to run." Once the war with Jonathan Morgenstern ended, his mother and the Clave agreed that Alec was old and able enough to run the Institute, much to Magnus' dismay. Alec got up and before he could reach the door, the buzzer rang. Someone was obviously in need of the High Warlock of Brooklyn's magic assistance. "Bye Magnus, I'll be home for lunch, though you are welcome to barge inside the Institute anytime." He opened the door and instantly took a step back when he saw Clary standing right outside.

"Oh, hi Alec. Is Magnus, um, up?" Though he was talking to Alec, her head was looking past him looking for traces that Magnus is awake. "Oh, and your mom is in the Institute and she, um, said that it's okay if you don't show up today." Oh right, Maryse had nothing better to do than to curse Robert's girlfriend and 'check-up' here in New York. Alec sighed and signaled Clary to come in as he took off his boots and lead Clary to the kitchen, where Magnus was snoring the table away.

"Ahem, Magnus!" The warlock snapped awake and flashed a smile when he saw Clary.

"Hello Clarissa. What do I owe the pleasure of having you here so early in the morning?"

"You remember that thing you gave Simon when he was so drunk because he drank some silver stuff from the faeries?" Clary seated herself and poured herself a cup of coffee, again Alec will never understand.

Magnus nodded, "Yes. I assume you need another? Seriously he never watches what he drinks." He stood up and made his way to the spare room, which Alec was banned from entering, and Clary swore she saw something's head inside that room. "Please wait for me in the living room."

Clary sat awkwardly on the pink leather couch across Alec, who was leaning on the door and playing with his thumb. She never really had a good start with Alec but even though they already went past that, she still didn't feel quite comfortable around him, it's as if he held this very, very heavy air of friendship around him. She glanced at her watch and wondered what was taking Magnus this long.

"Magnus, is taking an awful lot long." Alec broke the weird silence by stating the obvious and not by asking what the hell happened with Simon, he could probably care less with some drunken mundie. Clary nodded and before she could suggest they check up on the warlock, she already saw Alec making his way to the 'forbidden warlock room', as she'd call it.

Magnus knew very well what potion the little red-head needed. She made this request once or twice now and he'd been more than wiling to make some, mundanes getting drunk by faerie liquor could promise some chaos, hours of chasing and shouting, and a little bit of nudity and the last thing he wanted was seeing Simon running around naked. So no matter how sleepy he was, Magnus grabbed a pinch of what he swore to be harmless powdered mermaid scales, for some sparkles. Blue sparks crackled from his fingers as he let out a yawn and let the wisps travel to the vial he held. Pink, violet , orange and before the color transformation had been complete, Magnus dropped the vial on floor and the door burst open.

end of flashback

"Well, what did you put in there? You were supposed to make that hungover-away potion for Simon!" Alec-inside-Clary hissed and glared at Magnus with such green eyes.

"I don't know okay? Just let me re do it again." Magnus stood up and plucked the White Book from the dust covered oak shelf hanging on the wall. "Clary, " Clary-inside-Alec was fumbling with Alec's finger, probably weirded out by having a body bigger than hers, and shot a look of shock at Magnus, "Take Alec, your body with Alec's soul and yourself inside Alec's sexy body to the Institute and try to act normal."

Clary's cheeks was washed with pink while Alec, who was more prone to blushing in deeper shades of red, was drowned in crimson. "Magnus!" Alec-inside-Clary yelled as he fisted the wall again and hurt this body, by the Angel she was sensitive.

"Wouldn't it be better if we stayed here? To avoid people?" Magnus was shocked to hear Alec's voice but feel Clary's intensity, he was going to get Alec avoid her for a very, very long period of time.

"No. People will wonder where you," he pointed at Clary's body, "are. And as for you Alec's body, I don't need distractions. Off you go, now. I will message you when I am finished."

He waved them off and the minute they stepped out of the door, he sighed. He will never again work so early in the morning. He was the High Warlock of Brooklyn and to mess up a 'hung over-away potion' was very humiliating, and to mess it up in front of his boyfriend and cause him to switch consciousness with a girl was not only humiliating but downright annoying. He hissed under his breath and drank his third cup, he was going to get his Alec back in his right body.

Alec and Clary arrived at the Institute and the same look of worry hung on their faces. Clary-inside-Alec swallowed bile and turned to look at her shaking body with Alec's soul. When Alec-inside-Clary saw his own body looking at him he shook his head as if to say 'Don't worry'.

"Whatever you do, remember you're Alec." Alec's body nodded and Clary's body took a step forward and opened the doors of the Institute. He glanced at his back and saw his body staring at the cold hard marble floor. "You're doing a good job."

Clary-inside-Alec smiled and tried to visualize Alec, sitting in a chair all stiff, talking to Maryse as if she was going to eat him, chatting with Isabelle with his brotherly tone, and just everything he does. Then she snaps to attention and her- Alec's face was stricken with fear. "Alec, er Clary, I just remembered. You have a date with Jace, for lunch. And you, I , can't disappear."

So, did you like it? I wanted it to be a one-shot but it would be a very,very long one-shot. So I split it into two. I hope you'll enjoy it!

Please leave a review, it would mean more than coffee, slightly more than coffee.

With love, buckets of sparkles and a cup of coffee,

Thunderqueen