DISCLAIMER: All rights to original Bleach characters/story belong to Tite Kubo

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Grimmjow's P.O.V.

You blinked to yourself. What the hell's she talkin about?

Nnoitora looked confused, and you saw him glance at the window, obviously looking to Aizen for some sort of guidance. You saw Aizen nod to Ulquiorra, who left the room.

Saya's face crumbled in pain.

"It's all my fault…" she looked down to hide the sadness in her voice. "I didn't know he was going to react like that…"

"Yeah well, even if they aren't dead, they will be soon," Nnoitora said, trying to stay in control of the situation.

"DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! HE KILLED THEM! HIS OWN SISTER!"

Who the f*ck is she talking about?

Ulquiorra re-entered the room.

"Lord Aizen," he began, "It appears that early yesterday it was reported that Rukia Kuchiki and Renji Abarai were shot and murdered."

Shot?! We just saw them last night!

Aizen remained silent and continued watching Saya.

"I didn't know he was going to be so dramatic about it," Saya blubbered. "But it slipped out! It really did! I DIDN'T MEAN TO TELL HIM THAT THEY WERE GOING OUT! And then Renji said that he loved her! THAT'S ALL RENJI SAID!—It was so sweet! And then BANG BANG BANG! THEY'RE GUTS WERE ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK! I FEEL SO BAD FOR WHOEVER HAD TO CLEAN THAT UP! And then he paid everyone off, so everyone thinks it was a drive-by!" Saya shook her head as she sobbed.

Wait…She's…Is she CRYING?!

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EVER SAW IN HIM!*sob sob-sniffle-waah*BYAKU-CHAN YOU BASTARD!"

Nnoitora looked at her, puzzled, and within seconds Saya was completely calm.

"Oh well," she sniffled. "Byakuya said I get all of Rukia's stuff, including the utensils from her kitchen. Wait…" she smiled wildly. "MAYBE THAT MEANS I GET THE WHOLE KITCHEN TOO! TALK ABOUT A WIN WIN!" Saya began laughing to herself like a lunatic. "I am SOOOO close to becoming a real Iron Chief! And SHE said I could never make it! Stupid dead midget! BwwA—HAHAHAHAHAH!"

Nnoitora hastily left the room.

You managed to keep your expression cold, but on the inside you were amazed.

I don't know how the f*ck you pulled off faking their deaths Saya but, hell it's brilliant.

Nnoitora came back moments later.

"Well, looks like you weren't lying."

"Why would I lie about one of my bestest friends?" she replied dumbly, and you could tell her attitude was ticking the douche-bag off.

"Hey, can we speed this up? I want to get home in time for lunch," Saya smiled.

Nnoitora growled in frustration and kicked the table in anger. Saya watched it smash into the wall opposite the window, causing a huge dent in the wall.

Don't tell me he's on the Hōgyoku Solvent…

"Look," his voice was shaking with unstable emotion, "I don't think you understand just what kind of situation you're in," he pulled her up by the scruff of her shirt to her feet, face to face with him. "Do you have any idea what I could do to you?" he threatened.

"Bring it, ya anorexic piece of flatware!" she yelled in his face.

"SHUT UP YOU BITCH! I can't help it if I have high metabolism!"

"PLEASE! YOU' RE IN TOTAL DENIAL!"

Nnoitora snarled and threw Saya against the brick wall, his large hands roaming down her shoulders and he smashed his mouth on to her lips.

F*CKING BASTARD! Every muscle of your being was contracting in fury. You couldn't watch this. You had to do something. You thought your teeth were going to shatter from the pressure as your jaw clenched.

Saya is mine. I'm going to beat that son-of-a-bitch's face in with my bare hands. No one touches my f*ckin girl. She's Mine!

Finally, Soon-to-have-his-face-beat-in pulled away from her face, but his perverted hands had moved down to her hips. As soon as she had been released Saya suppressed a tremoring gag. 'Puke' you thought you saw her mumble. But there was also some sort of surprise in confusion in her face that you didn't understand. You saw her take a deep breath, calming herself.

"Ain't so confident now are ya Saya-chan? Can't handle it?" he breathed in her ear as he loomed over her. She looked up at him with a face you weren't expecting.

It was a shy, uncomfortable sort of expression.

"You mean…" she said nervously, "That's what you had in mind?"

What the f*ck is wrong with her? Why isn't she kneeing him in his face?!

"Couldn't imagine anything better," the Scum-bag said, sounding giddy. "And I guarantee you, it will be excruciating."

"But," Saya said and looked away, worried and confused.

WHAT THE HEEELLL?! PUNCH HIM! BITCH HIM OUT! DO SOMETHING!

"I thought you had all my records…including my blood type and," she fidgeted, "my..medical information."

Shit-head scoffed idiotically. "What's that have to do with anything?"

"Wait, so," she stammered. "You don't know?..But-oh God…no, that means I have to tell you," then she glanced at the glass and she looked even more distressed. "Oh no," she breathed shaking her head with an embarrassed face, "Forget it, I'm not saying it out loud."

What the hell is going on!? And why does she sound so f*cken cute?!

Nnoitora stared at her.

"What the f*ck are you—"

"YOU KNOW WHAT!" she cut in, her head snapping up to face him. "Go ahead! I don't even know why I care if you catch it! You're an asshole anyway, so I won't feel the least bit guilty," she looked at him stubbornly. The asshole blinked.

"You don't care? You're not going to fight me on this? No struggle?" He sounded disappointed.

Sick BASTARD.

"Help yourself, it's your loss," she shrugged.

"What are you going on about?" he sneered. Saya averted her eyes from the Freak.

"I don't wanna say," she mumbled.

"Say it." The Lanky-bastard pulled her chin up, "Saya-chan," he said impatiently. She shook her head timidly.

"Huh-uh," she said softly. "I—no. I can't…It's—It's too embarrassing." She looked so flustered and self-conscious, it was frickin adorable. You cursed Nnoitora to hell AND to die a virgin for bringing this side of Saya out before you had. Your gaze should have been the one, and only thing in this world to make her look so vulnerable.

"What the f*ck is she talking about?!" you roared out loud. Aizen didn't seem to notice, he was too absorbed. Ulquiorra however, sent you a dirty look before tuning back in, apparently the drama had sparked some sort of interest.

"Saya," the F*cker-about-to-get-his-throat-ripped-out said her name.

I'm gonna rip out his tongue too.

She looked at him and her chin quivered.

Is she CRYING AGAIN?!

"IT"S NOT MY FAULT OK! I DIDN'T KNOW!" she cried suddenly. "I SLEPT WITH GRIMMJOW and NOW," she sobbed, " and now…I HAVE A GOD DAMN STD!"

. . . . O_O

Aizen gasped quietly, and Ulquiorra's mouth dropped slightly. Both snapped their heads to gape at you.

"What the hell are you looking at?—SHE'S LYING!"

"HE WAS THE FIRST MAN I EVER LOVED! AND what do I get?! A SCORCHING CASE OF HERPIES! And then he GOES BEHIND MY BACK" she wailed, "AND CHEATS ON ME WITH THAT HOE! THAT DANG HOE!"

Ulquiorra's eyes narrowed at you. "Bastard."

You gawked at the pale kid.

"I just said I didn't—Why do you care anyway!?"

Ulquiorra titled his chin up and resumed watching, a disgusted look in his eyes.

Back in the interrogation room, it looked like Nnoitora was panicking. He looked like he was torn between running away and trying to comfort her. His eyes flickered to the glass helplessly.

"F*CK." Nnoitora cursed to himself, obviously very very disappointed. "Ah…that's, uh. I'm glad you told me," he said awkwardly, and just then Saya collapsed on him chest, crying her eyes out.

"OOOHHHH! WHY CANT I EVER BE HAPPY?!" she sobbed into his shirt. You looked with wide eyes.

She's…touching him…As betrayal and jealously started creeping over you, suddenly Saya ripped her arms apart from behind her back, breaking the chains of the cuffs that bound her.

She grabbed Nnoitora's shoulders as she kneed him in the crotch 1,2,3,4,5 times. Aizen shot out of his chair and looked to Ulquiorra. Nnoitora doubled-over, crying with high-pitched squeals.

"Well, looks like I've manifested, Aizen!" she said proudly to the window. "Guess that's only good thing that could have come out of that awful kiss—AH YUCK! THAT WAS SICK!"

She shoved Nnoitora down angrily as he screeched in agonizing pain, then she clutched both of her hands together and gave him one foul beat down over the head, and he crumbled to the floor.

Relief washed over you as you realized it was all just an act.

Jesus Saya, you even had me going for a sec.

Aizen and Ulquiorra exited the room in a hurry, Aizen going left, the direction opposite from the interrogation room. Ulquiorra headed toward the door to where Saya was, and you saw several other henchmen behind them, guns in hand.

It's time. The old, familiar feeling of delight and thrill of battle consumed you as flexed your muscles.

A few armed soldiers dressed in white entered the room you were in. They closed the door behind them, muffling the sounds from outside.

"Don't get any idea's." one of them said. "For her impertinence, the girl will be sorely punished. If you don't wish to meet the same fate, I suggest you be still and keep quiet."

"Tch," a laugh built up in your throat. "Hahahah," you chuckled as you raised your head to face them. You could smell their fear, their inexperience, their doom.

"Do you have any Idea who I am?" you tilted your head at them, exposing your sharp teeth. You could feel the Solvent strengthening in your veins.

The men gulped, and readied their weapons, as if that would frighten you.

"I am Espada Number Six, Grimmjow Jeagerjaques!" you roared as you burst from the bounds that held you. In the blink of an eye you had all four men down on the ground with broken ribs and snapped necks, except for the one who had spoken earlier.

He shook with fear as you grinned at him, barley managing to aim his gun.

"I am the terror you've lived in fear of, I am the hunter who always crushed his prey, I am the King! GRIMMJOW JEAGERJAQUES!" you hit the gun from his slack grip, and pulled him to look you square in the eye. You thrived on his fright. "And today, I'm your death, bitch!"

With a quick *crack*, the man collapsed and you looked over to see Saya smashing her shoulder into the door of the interrogation room, trying to break it down and escape. She had nearly broken through the thick steal and hard iron door, but several guns poked through and began firing.

Saya ducked to avoid being hit and grabbed the table, blocking the door with it. Then she glanced at the window, her head calculating.

She probably thinks there are more soldiers behind here. You smirked and threw the desk that Aizen and Ulquiorra had been sitting at aside and threw your body weight into the window.

You bounced right off, barely cracking the glass.

"DAM!" You clutched your shoulder. THAT HURT LIKE A MOTHER#! #%^&*^%#^&%!&#!

But Saya had seen it.

"Grimmjow…" she whispered in the sweetest, most hopeful voice. She went to the glass, staring at it apprehensively. Then she shrugged and gave a swift side-ways kick to the glass at the same spot you had hit. The whole window vibrated and it splintered from the point of contact, but it didn't break.

"MOTHER FFFFF~UDGE!" she cried as stumbled backwards, holding her foot and hopping. Then she fell as a hand grabbed her only steady leg. She yelped as her back smacked to the hard floor.

Nnoitora was on top of her.

"You lying Bitch," he rasped. Saya's eyes looked at him filled with wrath, but you could also see fear.

That did it.

You felt your blood boiling and you ran head on at the window, smashing through with all your might and finally breaking through. You fell to the ground, and Nnoitora looked with surprise. Then he smirked as he turned back to Saya.

Like lightening you saw her hand fly at his face. Nnoitora screamed and clutched his eye, blood spilling from it. Then she punched him, knocking him out cold, and to your disgust, out on top of her.

You jumped to your feet and kicked him off, the force sending him into the air and his limp body hurling into the wall. You spat and then looked down to Saya.

"PRAISE MERLIN!" she was already on her feet and she threw her arms around your neck, giving you a mighty hug.

"You alright?" you broke the hug and looked at her.

"Yeah, I thought I broke something in my leg, but it feels fine now."

You studied her for a second and then looked at the lanky pervert.

"What did you do to him?" you asked.

"I stabbed him with that pin," she walked over and brushed his hand away from his eye, revealing 'Team Edward! If you don't SParKLe, I'm not interested' looking like an eye patch, stuck in his eye.

"Jesus."

"What else was I supposed to use! I don't even know where that pin came from, but when he pulled me down, it started ticking…" She said oddly as she stared at it.

You listened, it WAS ticking.

"Holy shit it's a bomb!" You grabbed Saya's hand and you both jumped through the interrogation window. You kicked in the door out into a white hallway and you saw all the soldiers that were trying to get into the interrogation room.

"Oh good," a voice said as the guns turned on you and Saya. "I knew we would meet again, Ex Espada," Luppi said.

You growled and focused all your energy into your arm, like how Urahara had described when he was telling you how to master the Hōgyoku Solvent.

"FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT BITCH!" you roared and thrust your arm straight through the little he-she's chest. He spat up blood and you let his body drop to the ground. (A/N:…I love Grimmjow…)

Saya was busy knocking out all the gunsmen, half of them were too busy staring at her with their mouths open at how fast she was moving. However, one solider started shooting at her, but she seemed to use the same technique you had, and with her arm, she sliced the gun clean in half.

You were in awe.

As soon as the last guy hit the floor, she grabbed your hand.

"Well let's not wait for the grass to grow! THERE'S A FRICKIN BOMB ABOUT TO BLOW!"

Saya's P.O.V.

You knew which way to go from memory. Just as you took a left that would lead you to a flight of stairs, a fist came out and hit Grimmjow in the jaw.

Grimmjow hardly flinched, somehow the pain hadn't affected him, but your temper spiked. You turned to face whoever was about to get their face smashed and saw Him.

Before a smile could even form on his sick, ugly face, you punched him in the throat,

"THAT'S FOR MADDIE!"

You jumped into mid-air and kicked him in both his knee-caps with such force that they almost severed completely from his lower leg. Bones and blood flying everywhere.

"AND FOR THE SHIRE!"

He howled out in pain and toppled over. Your adrenaline was on full blast, and the exhilaration of finally getting even with that evil son-of-a-bitch that had made your life such hell.

"YOU F*CKING B—"

You grabbed the back of his head and *BAM!* you literally smashed his face into the marble floor.

"AND THAT'S FOR MY DEAR MOTHER!"

His head had almost disappeared since you had smashed it so far down.

DAM THAT FELT GOOD! I wonder if he can breath?...Oh well. Hope not.

"I've wanted to do that for so long. Did you catch my Lord of the Rings reference?" you said excitedly to Grimmjow, who just stared at you with a stupid, dazed smile on his face. You rolled your eyes. "Nevermind. I swear when this is over, I'm going to make you watch all 3 Lord of the Rings movies, the extended version! And then The Hobbit!"

"But it's not over, Saya."

You both looked and saw Aizen, flanked by Ulquiorra, Gin, and Tousen. You sighed.

"Can't you just die already! This place is going to blow any second!"

Gin blinked. I mean…he ACTUALLY…BLINKED!

I DIDN'T THINK IT POSSIBLE! Wait…

"WHAT THE HELL ARE GIN AND TOUSEN DOIN HERE?!" you shouted, and Grimmjow pointed at Tousen.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU SAYA!"

"You didn't tell me the plan was in motion already," Gin said to Ulquiorra. Aizen raised an eyebrow.

"I TOLD YOU HE WAS OUT TO GET ME!"

Ulquiorra pulled something out from his sleeve.

"She played her part quicker than expected; I had no choice but to proceed with the detonation."

Aizen frowned.

"What's the meaning of this Gin?" his dark brown eyes flickered to the albino.

"I sense treachery, Sire," Tousen drew a sword. And so did Gin and Ulquiorra.

"So sorry to have to do this to you Sousuke," Gin smiled, "but the truth is…Kisuke pays better."

All at once everyone reacted.

Tousen lunged at Gin, who blocked. Grimmjow came up behind Tousen and kicked him in the spinal cord, a harsh breaking of bones could be heard, and Tousen cried as his legs gave out.

"WHO'S CRIPPLE NOW BITCH?! HAH!"

Ulquiorra made to catch Aizen, but Aizen drew his own blade, slicing Ulquiorra across the stomach, and he turned to run off. And that's where you came in.

You kicked him right in the gut, then bent his wrist that had the sword backwards until he gave and dropped it. He threw a punch at you but you caught it, head butted him, and then snapped his forearm out of its socket. He lashed out in pain, but you ducked and knocked his feet out from under him. As he stumbled down you grabbed the back of his hair and smashed him down on his stomach. You pulled out one of the pairs of handcuffs you had stolen from the guard you had fought earlier and cuffed him.

Grimmjow was standing on Tousen and Gin was helping Ulquiorra as they watched you.

"Do you even realize-"

"SHUT UP!" you kicked Aizen in his face. Then you dragged him by the hair over to where He was still lying unconscious with his head stuck in the floor. You pulled out a second pair of hand cuff and cuffed Aizen to the limp, heavy body.

You looked down at Aizen, and how he struggled, but was too weak to even budge the dead weight.

"Ulquiorra," you said, still staring at the two men who you hated so much, who had ruined so many lives.

"Yes?" Ulquiorra answered.

"How long do we have until this place explodes?"

"6 minutes, 32 seconds and counting."

You gave Aizen one last sweet smile.

"Burn in hell Major Asshole," you saluted.

Aizen's eyes widened at your words and you took off towards the others.

"And now, WE FLY!" you cried, and Grimmjow was right behind you as you sped down the stairs.

"You doing ok up there Ulquiorra?" you yelled behind you as you descended.

"Why the hell are they coming with us anyway?!" Grimmjow yelled. "You f*ckers were on his side!"

"Didn't you hear Gin?!" you rolled your eyes, "They work for Kisuke!"

"Without us, Kisuke would have never gotten the Solvent, and you my friend, would already have been dead," Gin yelled happily at Grimmjow.

"Tch, Whatever," Grimmjow scoffed.

"Oh, c'mon Grimmjow, no hard feels right? We saved your lives!"

Finally you made it to the exit; Ulquiorra was the last one out.

HA! I'M FASTER! I BEAT THE GUY WITH THE INJURY! I'M SO FRICKIN BADASS!...okay..so maybe not _

You all kept going to get a good distance away from the building.

"The time?" you asked Ulquiorra as he held his slight sword wound and looked at his watch.

"1 minute, 5—"

*BOOOOOOOM!*

Everyone was thrown to the ground but the shock wave of the explosion.

"ONE MINUTE MY ASS!" Grimmjow sneered at Ulquiorra.

"Yeaaaah, sorry about that," Kisuke emerged from the shadows, holding a detonator like the one Ulquiorra had. "I saw you guys made it out, so I figured I'd just get it over with!"

"And just what the hell are your plans now ya frickin conspirator?" Grimmjow asked the hat-and-cloggs as he pulled you to your feet.

"Well, my trusty spies, Gin and Ulquiorra, got me the most important copies of files Aizen had stashed away…Now that he's out of the picture, I'm sure I can put the Hōgyoku Solvent to a good use," he smiled sneakily behind his fan. And went over to talk to Gin and the bleeding Ulquiorra, who you noticed was looking more emo than ever.

"He'll be fine," Grimmjow said, seeing you looking at Ulquiorra's wound.

"Are you ok?" you turned your head to him, searching for injuries. He gave you a sadistic, wicked grin.

"Are you kidding? That was f*ckin riveting, we should go on dates like that more often."

"What makes you think that after ALLL that, I still wanna be with a trouble-maker like YOU!?" you strode up to him, smiling.

"So does that mean you're not going to marry me?" he coiled his arms around you and sent you a dashing smile, and you felt yourself blush.

"Marry you when you have a smile like that? I don't think so. I'd go blind," you turned your head away.

He's sexy and he knows it, that bastard—of COURSE I'm going to play hard to get. It's my only defense!

"Alright then," he tilted his head and pulled you in for a slow sweet kiss, "What if I throw in a life-time supply of ?"

MY ONE WEAKNESS! NO! I MUSNT GIVE IN!

"Deal."

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….~THE END~…

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WELL! HOW WAS IT? Definitely cheesy ending but I can't help it. I love cheese. It took me a while to figure out how to tie up all the loose ends, but I think it turned out alright. Also, I love having Grimmjow make fun of Tousen.

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I hope you guys liked it, and if you did,

READ MY NEW STORY: ~*Spawn of a Blue-haired Devil *~ Another Alternate Bleach Universe where Saya and Grimmjow have a daughter, Nel (who we all know and love). But Grimmjow's rockstar habits drive Saya over the edge and into the path of a certain Strawberry. (sorry for those of you who love Grimmjow more, but it will be an IchiXSaya story in the end.)