"How much longer do we have to play this stupid game Glados?" Loki shouted. "We've already finished 4 boring levels. Give your co-op challenge a rest."

"Don't even bother shouting at her Loki. She'll never respond" Stark commented.

"Test subject number 1897336, and test subject number 1897218. You will now proceed through the hallway on your left."

Loki took a second to study his surroundings. There was no hallway on the left.

"You stupid computer. There is no hallway to the right." Stark muttered.

"Look at the ceiling. Test subject number 1897218, keeping a turret as a pet is illegal. It will self-destruct in 20 seconds."

"Noooo! Def! Don't leave me! I'm so sorry Def, I really am."

Sure enough, there was a small hole with white behind it on the ceiling. It was too small to fit in, though, so they had to figure out another way to get through. It seemed that Stark was ahead of Loki here, as he was already aiming his gun at the hole. He shot his portal, and it turned the white in the hole black. He then switched a setting on his portal gun and shot at the black, opening a white portal.

"How did you do that, Stark?" Loki asked, "My portal gun only works on the white."

"Hacked it" he answered before going in.

"Well alright then." Loki replied before I jumped through the portal.

They were in a room similar to where Loki woke up, with 2 cells in it. The glass dividing the rooms was broken between the two cells, and it seemed to contain a man meditating and some tiny woman with pointed ears.

"What the hell are you?" Loki asked the tiny woman.

"Ah! Artemis! More people!" The small woman shrieked.

"What have I told you about interrupting me while I'm planning? I'm trying to get us out of these cells." The man supposedly called Artemis said.

"Isn't Artemis a girl's name?" "We can help with that" Loki and Stark said at the same time.

"The NEXT person to ask me that question-" Artemis started

"Artemis, shut up." Holly interrupted. "They can get us out. How can you get us out?"

"Oh like this." Stark said, while taking out his portal gun. "Stand back."

Stark aimed his gun at the cell no one was in, and shot a blue bolt out of it. The glass started vibrating, and cracked. Everyone else in the room covered their ears because of the sound coming from the glass while vibrating. Imagine someone taking nails on a chalkboard, making it 6.5 times louder, and 17.39 octaves higher. The glass shattered.

"What the hell is that?" Artemis asked

"That, my dear Watson, is a sonic blast" Stark said.
"Oh d'arvit." Holly said. "Run."

"What?" Loki asked.

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME WATSON? WATSON?! DO YOU KNOW HOW HIGH MY IQ IS?! I CAN GURANTEE THAT IT IS AT LEAST 200 POINTS HIGHER THAN YOURS, AND 350 TIMES HIGHER THAN YOUR BRITISH FRIEND'S! SO YOU DO NOT CALL ME WATSON. MY IQ IS AT LEAST 40 POINTS HIGHER THAN SHERLOCK'S, AND YOURS IS AT LEAST-" That was all Artemis could get out before Holly kissed him.

The kiss lasted for at least 20 seconds, 3 of which were confusing for Loki and Tony Stark, the other 17 of which were just awkward. They pulled away slowly and looked into each other's eyes.

"Whatever happened to my fairy kissing days being over?" Artemis asked

"That was just to get you under control." Holly replied "See, aren't you feeling more relaxed?"

"Wait, did you say fairy?" Loki asked.

"Yes, my British friend. I did say fairy. But I'm getting ahead of myself here. I believe introductions are in order." Artemis said. "My name is Artemis Fowl- Holly, in situations like these do we say things about ourselves or just our names?"

"Ummm, I've never been in a situation like this, and these guys probably know nothing about you, considering one's an American and the other is an idiot."

"Wait, did she just call me an idiot?" Loki interrupted

"So, I would guess that you should introduce yourself." Holly finished.

"Alright then. My name is Artemis Fowl. I am the smartest person alive, with an IQ higher that Einstein, to be modest; I am the first person to have captured a fairy; I have made billions off of various patents; I have saved the world 7 times; been the only human; other than my body guard; to have both seen and remembered the fairy capitals; and am the only person to ever hack into Foaly's computers. Foaly is a centaur by the way."

"I'm Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon; I am a fairy, an elf to be precise; I have helped Artemis save the world each time, and I have been captured by Artemis. That's actually how we met."
"Wait, wait, wait. Higher IQ than Einstein is modest? And what are you talking about being an elf?" Tony Stark seemed overwhelmed.

"Everything you heard was correct." Artemis said. "Who are you two?"

"I am Loki, brother of Thor, son of Laufi. I am a Frost Giant, and have nearly taken over the world, if I wasn't stopped by this buffoon over here."

"My name is Tony Stark, I'm sure you've heard of me."

"Nope, can't say we have." Holly replied.

"What? Ugh, fine. I am a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. I have designed and developed the most advanced technology in the world, saved the world 4 times, and I cannot believe you haven't heard of me."

"Enough introducing. Get on with the next test. Test subjects 1897391 and 1897392 must take their portal guns."

"What the hell?" Holly asked.

"Oh. That's Glados, or as I call her, stupid computer voice." Loki said. "She has been forcing us to go through these levels, bending the rules of physics. Supposedly when we finish we get to leave."

"Yeah, like that's going to happen." Holly said.