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Warnings: Boyxboy. Mention of towards GirlXGirl. Don't like, don't read. I am not responsible for you or your action to read this story. Don't even start reading if your uncomfortable with these scenarios. Also, will be favoring a shorter length chapter for this story. Faster updates for you. :D

Chapter 1

Gay&Away

Naruto sat on an airplane headed towards Paris, France. He gazed out the window with seemingly uninterested blue eyes replaying the events that had placed him on this airplane to begin with.

Naruto had come home early from work with a bounce in his step and a smile that could split his face. Why? It was his 5th anniversary with his wife Sakura and he was going to surprise her. Naruto parked the car down the street and picked up the roses that were on the passenger seat. He got out of the car checking to make sure her present was in his suit jacket and he quickly made his way to their house. He quietly opened the door and shut it. He crept throughout the first floor looking for her and when he didn't he checked upstairs.

Naruto walked up to their bedroom door and opened the already ajar door even more to find a strange dark haired man lying in his bed, while his wife was riding the man and enjoying herself immensely.

Naruto had stood there quietly waiting for an indication this act wasn't wanted from his wife. The man, whose name was Sai, was too far gone in his own pleasure to notice the blonde haired man watching them.

Once the deed was finished and they came down from their high Sakura took notice and immediately began spewing her apologies and resentments and all of her excuses. Naruto didn't want them or need them and with a thunderous expression proclaimed they would be divorcing.

Fast forward a few months, Naruto was living in a small apartment complex full of divorcee's. Sakura had gotten the house and the car and according to Ino, was expecting a little bundle of joy.

Stupid alamony. Naruto had surrendered the house and the car to be done with her and not have to pay for anything. Her lawyer accepted the terms and conditions and they were divorced.

After the paperwork finalized and his belongings were out of the house he changed his number forsaking all of their friends in common.

Naruto secluded himself and separated from a social life all together. Until his friend Tenten practically broke down his door.

"Hey Naruto!"

"Hi Tenten."

"So, Hinata and I wanted you too join us for dinner tonight and your not allowed to say no."

Naruto opened his mouth to say 'No' but a well placed threat of murder silenced him.

Naruto waited outside his apartment complex for Hinata and Tenten to arrive. Once they did, they were off to some French restaurant.

They sat down and a bottle of champagne was dropped off at their table. Naruto grabbed the bottle and poured some for Tenten and gave Hinata a confused look then he tried to pour her some only to have her hand come over the top and her slightly shake her head. Naruto withdrew the bottle and poured himself some.

"Are you not feeling well, Hinata."

"She feels fine Naruto. That's actually the reason we invited you out to dinner."

Naruto looked at Tenten who held a slight smirk and Hinata who was blushing like crazy but smiling.

"Oh my god!" Naruto said while a smile started to come across his face when realization hit.

"You're pregnant! Congratulations!" Naruto said beaming. He stood up and ran to the other side of the table giving Hinata a huge hug.

Naruto gave one to Tenten as well before sitting back down.

"Oh my gosh! Wow! You guys are going to be parents! I'm so happy for you."

"W-we were w-wondering if y-you would l-like to be the godfather Naruto-kun?" Hinata managed to stutter out.

"Absolutely. I would love too! I'm so happy for you guys!" Naruto said excited. He adored children it was no secret.

"Do you have any name ideas yet?" Naruto asked and got two shaking heads as a reply.

"Your actually the first to find out." Tenten said softly.

Naruto smiled. Take that Neji.

"There is also something else we would like to discuss with you." Tenten spoke up looking directly at Naruto.

"Oh?"

"Remember that trip to Paris we were planning to go on with Neji and Gaara."

Naruto began nodding his head.

"Well, we don't think it'd be safe for Hinata to fly so early on in the pregnancy. We exchanged our two plane tickets for one first class round-trip ticket for you. We want you too go for us."

Naruto stopped nodding.

"Wait, you want me to fly to Paris on a romantic getaway for gay couples. Did I understand that correctly."

Hinata and Tenten nodded.

"Seriously? I'd be all alone with couples? Could you possibly make it any worse."

"Oh be quiet. You'd be in Paris. Hotel is paid for and so is the ticket and the tour. Just go! It'll be fun! Eat, drink and have a blast. And don't even pretend the fact you'd be with gay couples bothers you Mr. Swings both ways. You might find a hottie to hook-up with." Tenten said while wagging her eyebrows.

Naruto's face dropped entirely. He gave her a blank stare. Why did the one lesbian couple he hung out with persistently seek to hook him up. They even did this while he was married.

"P-please Naruto, won't you go? Take lots of p-pictures for us?" Hinata asked sweetly.

Naruto let out a sigh...,"Fine. I'll go. But only because Hinata asked so nicely."

Naruto took a drink from his glass of champagne. He could never win against them. Life was cruel.

After dinner and some cake that said "Congratulations Naruto on your divorce from the Devil" the blonde was dropped off back at home and given his travel plans.

A few days later Naruto packed up all his stuff which fit into two suitcases and a garment bag and waited for his shuttle to the airport. Once the shuttle arrived he tossed his stuff in the back of the van and rode to the airport while constantly asking himself 'what the hell am I doing?'

He got to the airport, got searched, checked in and hung out in his terminal waiting area. He sent Tenten a text letting her know he'd gotten there and was waiting for the plane to begin loading.

Naturally, this is the predicament he was in currently. On a plane to a country he wasn't familiar with for a gay couple's getaway.

After arriving in Paris, Naruto saw a driver holding a sign up with his name on it. The man escorting him to a sleek black car and drove him to The Novotel hotel. Naruto looked to his right and saw the Statue of Liberty and to his left he could see The Eiffel Tower. Naruto accepted his bags and attempted to tip the man who declined. He suspected Tenten or Hinata had already done so.

He walked into the hotel lobby and saw an Xbox kinect set up for kids and some couches available for adults. He took the escalator up and walked to his left to so check-in desk. After receiving his card key he walked towards the elevators and pressed the up button then floor number 26.

Naruto scanned each door until he found his room. He swiped the card in front of the door and it opened. Naruto could faintly smell cigarette smoke that had obviously clung to the room from previous dwellers. A TV to his right and a toilet and a closet to his left. Naruto walked forward towards the bed and found the shower and sink. Naruto looked outside his window and could see the Statue of Liberty and some roof top gardens on surrounding buildings.

Naruto opened his garment bag and hung up his suits and ties. He kicked his suitcase off to the side and crawled on the bed. He set the bedside alarm and let the jet lag take its toll.