Hello. This is currently a one-shot, though if it gets enough request I may continue it. This is based as Hiccup and Astrid are Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil, Hiccup as Dan and Astrid as Phil (although, personalities won't change.) Okay, so I hope that made sense. If you don't know, Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil are youtubers, check the out!

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters or their youtube names, credit to Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil, though I have changed them to Hiccupisnotonfire and AmazingAstrid. The video this is based off is 'Phil is not on fire 4' , a lot of the dialogue is from that video!

Oh, and an 'o' means the video's skipped to the next question.

Hiccup looks across to Astrid, smiling as he flipped on the camera. The two were instantly in 'YouTube mode', pulling a stupid face towards the camera. Hiccup picks up two markers, handing one over to Astrid, and proceeding to draw cat whiskers across his face. Astrid giggles, doing the same. They stare towards the camera, this could always be edited out later.

Hiccup and Astrid, two famous YouTubers living in an apartment together in Londen, they're more commonly known across the internet as Hiccupisnotonfire and AmazingAstrid.

"You know," Hiccup starts, still drawing across his nose, "I think I finally figured out why we act the way we do in these videos." Astrid turns to him,
"Why's that?"
"We just get high off the sharpies."

Astrid laughs in agreement,

"That...is the only reasonable explanation." She agrees, snorting. Hiccup grins, finishing the drawing. "Satisfactory whiskers?" She asks. Hiccup nods, putting two thumbs up. Later, a noise of approval would be added in.

Astrid leans forward, grabbing her tablet and reading the first question on the screen.
"It says...'Hiccup, why aren't you in my bed?'" She laughs, rolling back. Hiccup considers for a second,
"Because you're twelve!" He replies in a sing song voice.

Hiccup reads the next one,
"Quack like a duck." Astrid raises an eyebrow, that was an odd request. She turns, facing the camera, letting out a noise somewhat of a cross between a horse and dying cat.

"If I heard a duck do that, I would be worried.." Hiccup says, giving a really confused look. Astrid rolls her eyes,
"It wasn't that bad."

"Yeah, right."

o

"Uh, anyway. A Hiccup sized Pea or a Pea sized Hiccup?"

Astrid puts her fingers on her chin,
"a pea sized Hiccup! Can you imagine eating that?! Nauuummm..." She exclaims, pretending to shove a massive pea in her mouth. Hiccup turns to her.

"Uh...That...would be...a Hiccup sized pea..."
"Ohhh..." Astrid says in realisation. Hiccup laughs, shaking his head.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Astrid."

Astrid shrugs,
"Hey, maybe a Pea sized Hiccup would be better, less annoying anyway..."

o

Astrid coughs, and reads the next question.
"Can you fit both your toes in your mouth? Go on. Do it. It'll be sexy." Hiccup gives a nod, rolling onto his back, butt in the air.
"Is this sexy enough?" He asks, feet still waving about above him.

Astrid shakes her head.
"uhh..." only to be interrupted by a yelp. "What have you managed to do now?"
"I just kicked myself in the face..." Hiccup complains rubbing his mouth.
"Nice one."

o

"Serious question! Which character do you think you're most like from the avengers?" She asks, waving her arms about.

Hiccup thinks for a second.
"Obviously Thor.." He starts, flexing his non-existent mussels, Astrid just slowly shaking her head in the back ground. Hiccup gives a disappointed look, pretending to be offended.

o

"Would you rather, have screaming nipples, or a tongue that constantly interrupts?" He asks, Astrid loses it instantly, placing her palm on her forehead. She looks up, eyebrows creased in laughter. "What kind of a question is that?!" She asks, still doubled over.

Hiccup shrugs,
"I don't write them!"

"Uh, and interrupting tongue? Who would want Screaming Nipples?" She asks. Hiccup seizes the opportunity, pulling the shirt away from his body.

"Ahhhhhh!" He screams, in a high pitched tone, before straightening up. "Uh yeah, maybe the tongue's a good idea..."

o

Astrid snorts, grabbing the tablet.
"Astrid, touch Hiccups neck." Hiccups eyes widen,
"Don't you dare-" He starts. Astrid laughs,
"Oh come on, the internet needs it!" She decides, crawling forward and poking his neck. Hiccup curls up,
"I will eviscerate you!" He yells, trying to roll away.

"What does that even mean?" Astrid asks, moving away, slightly scared.
"Uh...no idea..."

"Oh...Kay...moving on...Do the Macarena!"
"Wait, we need these!" Hiccup says, grabbing something from the side of the bed. Two, slightly, disturbing masks of The Queen and Justin Bieber.

Astrid grins, taking the Queen one and putting it around her head. Hiccup does the same with the other. Now, these masks would be okay, if it didn't look like something that's just crawled out the forest.

"One Maca two Maca Three Macarena." They both sing, only mucking up the hand gestures twice. Once finished, Astrid turns to Hiccup.

"Hey Justin...would you like to stroke my Corgi...?" She asks, leaning in. Hiccup shuffles away,
"Inviting...but...no."

o

"Astrid, try to see how many spoons you can balance on your face."
"Oh! I can do that one!" She laughs, taking the spoons that they had gotten from the kitchen.
"Hiccup, distract him." He finishes
"Well, I can probably do that."

She lies back, throwing them on her face. Hiccup smirks, leaning towards her,
"poo, poo, poo, Delia Smith!" He says, getting closer. Astrid laughs, gasping for a breath, causing most of them to fall onto the floor.

"One." Hiccup says, his voice expressionless, "success!" Astrid rolls her eyes, punching his shoulder,
"it wasn't that bad."

o

"Astrid, what do you look like with glasses on?" Hiccup reads.
Astrid frowns,
"Uh, pass me yours." She smiles. Hiccup nods, handing them over. She puts them on, squinting.
"Whoa, dude! You're blind!"

"Yep, I'm a mole..." Hiccup admits. Astrid laughs squinting.
"What would you do if I turned the lights off and took out your contact lenses?" She asks.
"Uhh, I would probably just be crawling around on the floor...? Screaming in terror?"

o

"If you could pickle anything... what would you pickle?"
Hiccup looks over,
"Uh...a pickle?" Astrid slaps her hand against her head,
"w-wouldn't that just me a more intense pickle?" She asks, earning a shrug.
"Exactly!"
"Well alrighty then..."

o

"Do you have any wired addictions?" Hiccup asks. Astrid nods, picking up her phone charger.
"Oh I love wires..." She says, rubbing it over her face. Hiccup nods, also grabbing his.
"Oh wires, I can't quit you!" Astrid rolls onto her stomach, looking over.
"What are we doing?"

o

"Final question! What is the most attractive face you can pull?" Hiccup instantly leant back, several chins forming on his neck, making an odd noise. Astrid puffs out her cheeks, narrowing her eyes and pulling her hair in front of her face.
"And everyone just unsubscribed..."

Done! I'm not overly happy with it...but smeh. What did you think? Should I do another?