Buy my pans?

Summary: AU, Eustass Kidd is the most succesful seller or kitchen utensils, until that fateful day... KIDDxLAW

Don't own One Piece, just a weird imagination and weird friends who are the same :P

One day, just one day and I'll be the agent of the month! – Eustass Kidd thought to himself. He smugly adjusted his tie and took a deep breath. The cobble stone walk he found himself on was rather nice, clearly different from the cheap concrete he'd usually walk on. After all the suburbs had really nice houses, better then the cheap rentals in the city. This particular house was rather interesting. The dark brick stood out in the usually pastel neighborhood.

Eustass Kidd cleared his throat, prepared the small suitcase containing his kitchen utensils and knocked. Once, twice. He waited and finally the door opened. A grim, dark skinned man opened. He had dark circles under his eyes and his black hair was messy. All alarms in Eustass Kidd's mind went on.

Not a housewife

Looks like a hooligan

He might hurt me

Eustass Kidd swallowed and began in a clear voice ˝Sorry to bother you kind sir, are you maybe interested in our stainless steel pan set?˝- As on clue his suit case opened and the sun shone on the silver pans making them sparkle. Bright colored posters promised easy cleaning and excellent results while using them.

Silence.

The dark skinned man eyed him and then slammed the door.

Eustass Kidd stood in front of it dumfounded.

Definitely not a housewife, maybe a crack head...